Mine goes like this(it happened to me today)
As usual, I was on my tour to know more about people's opinions on religions, God, human origin, etc. A fat woman's money dropped at the Bus Stop. She was too far to bend down immediately and the bus she came down from was ready to move. She was pointing to it. I was close to it. I picked it up immediately and gave it to her. People around me began to say all manner of things. "Why did you help her pick it?" "She should have picked it by herself. It's ritual she wants to use you for. Go and fast and pray as soon as you get home."

When I kept smiling without replying them, someone began to plead the blood of Jesus on my behalf.

"I cover you with the blood of Jesus!"

The scene wasn't funny o. See what religion and superstitions have done to the brains of my fellow Africans.

Now let's assume that I am a Christian and something bad now happens to me a week after, I will link that bad incidence to this event and then start running up and down for prayers. In the end, many pastors will scam me and use my money + monies of thousands of victims like me to buy private jet. Religion is bad!

cc: Realmindz, Jesusjnr, Originalkalokalo, Dazzlingd, geoworldedu, asalimpo, hopeful landlord, Prophetmichael, Hahn, capslocked, Johnydon22, Godsaklek, Niflheim

I was passing by one church today, I heard the pastor shouting: "poverty die! poverty die!".
I started wondering if it's by shouting that one would become successful.

SOFTENGR:
I was passing by one church today, I heard the pastor shouting: "poverty die! poverty die!".
I started wondering if it's by shouting that one would become successful.

They'll never cease to amuse us.

[quote author=OtemAtum post=78777410]Mine goes like this(it happened to me today)
As usual, I was on my tour to know more about people's opinions on religions, God, human origin, etc. A fat woman's money dropped at the Bus Stop. She was too far to bend down immediately and the bus she came down from was ready to move. She was pointing to it. I was close to it. I picked it up immediately and gave it to her. People around me began to say all manner of things. "Why did you help her pick it?" "She should have picked it by herself. It's ritual she wants to use you for. Go and fast and pray as soon as you get home."

When I kept smiling without replying them, someone began to plead the blood of Jesus on my behalf.

"I cover you with the blood of Jesus!"

The scene wasn't funny o. See what religion and superstitions has done to the brains of my fellow Africans.

Now let's assume that I am a Christian and something bad now happens to me a week after, I will link that bad incidence to this event and then start running up and down for prayers. In the end, many pastors will scam me and use my money + monies of thousands of victims like me to buy private jet. Religion is bad!

cc: Realmindz, Jesusjnr, Originalkalokalo, Dazzlingd, geoworldedu, asalimpo, hopeful landlord, Prophetmichael, Hahn, capslocked, Johnydon22, Godsaklek, Niflheim[/quote when are you going to send that book? It's more than one month since I requested for it

SOFTENGR:
I was passing by one church today, I heard the pastor shouting: "poverty die! poverty die!".
I started wondering if it's by shouting that one would become successful.

No bi wetin Olamide abi who use take make music. LMFAO! When I heard the song I died with laughter.

OtemAtum:
Mine goes like this(it happened to me today)
As usual, I was on my tour to know more about people's opinions on religions, God, human origin, etc. A fat woman's money dropped at the Bus Stop. She was too far to bend down immediately and the bus she came down from was ready to move. She was pointing to it. I was close to it. I picked it up immediately and gave it to her. People around me began to say all manner of things. "Why did you help her pick it?" "She should have picked it by herself. It's ritual she wants to use you for. Go and fast and pray as soon as you get home."

When I kept smiling without replying them, someone began to plead the blood of Jesus on my behalf.

"I cover you with the blood of Jesus!"

The scene wasn't funny o. See what religion and superstitions has done to the brains of my fellow Africans.

Now let's assume that I am a Christian and something bad now happens to me a week after, I will link that bad incidence to this event and then start running up and down for prayers. In the end, many pastors will scam me and use my money + monies of thousands of victims like me to buy private jet. Religion is bad!

cc: Realmindz, Jesusjnr, Originalkalokalo, Dazzlingd, geoworldedu, asalimpo, hopeful landlord, Prophetmichael, Hahn, capslocked, Johnydon22, Godsaklek, Niflheim

A pastor, during Christmas retreat told a woman to stop using her diabetes drugs. That she should come and do deliverance from her foundation and ancestral curses. I pitied the woman, the pastor wanted to kill her

Funaki:


A pastor, during Christmas retreat told a woman to stop using her diabetes drugs. That she should come and do deliverance from her foundation and ancestral curses. I pitied the woman, the pastor wanted to kill her

Unfortunately, a lot of people still fall for such scam.

@OtemAtum,

That is a very pathetic story!!! Just cause you were trying to help someone?!!! That is pure madness!!!

My tithe works for me... Very funny and yet we are the poverty capital of d world. The only people tithe is working for is those collecting it. That's why they are on Forbes

That it's ok to sleep with a woman by force because you are in a relationship.

genkins:
My tithe works for me... Very funny and yet we are the poverty capital of d world. The only people tithe is working for is those collecting it. That's why they are on Forbes