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A Dollar Short by sats: 9:38pm On Sep 27, 2010
The employee stormed angrily into the cashier's office.
What's the meaning of this? I just counted my pay and it's a dollar short!
The cashier examined the envelope, then checked his records. Last week we paid you a dollar more.
You didn't complain then, did you?
Look said the employee. An occasional mistake I can overlook - but two in a row is too much!
Re: A Dollar Short by Ladyrsky46: 2:12am On Nov 11, 2010
lool smiley
Re: A Dollar Short by Nellyon(f): 2:24pm On Dec 15, 2010
Why the fcuck do people say lool? do you mean laughin out out loud?
Re: A Dollar Short by Nobody: 2:36pm On Dec 15, 2010
why d fccck do u think u are good enuf to ask such question afta reposting an old joke
Re: A Dollar Short by Nellyon(f): 3:03pm On Dec 15, 2010
you are clearly drunk or just plain stu pid. reposting a joke? dude stay off the alcohol.
Re: A Dollar Short by lysaa(f): 3:05pm On Dec 15, 2010
o well. .obviously.
Re: A Dollar Short by Nobody: 3:12pm On Dec 15, 2010
stay off BJ, ur concentration level is 2much.
Re: A Dollar Short by lysaa(f): 3:14pm On Dec 15, 2010
Are u afraid of her? why're u posting after me without quoting the person u are referring to?
Re: A Dollar Short by therese83(f): 4:50pm On Dec 15, 2010
Always love it when d replies are funnier than d joke. Hahahaha stl laffn. But me I never hear d joke b4.
"Loool"
Re: A Dollar Short by sarmy(m): 4:55pm On Dec 15, 2010
nice joke
Re: A Dollar Short by Nobody: 5:28pm On Dec 15, 2010
iysaa in ur mind u are saucy,abi?
she knows when i am talking to her and ur usual sensless comment will not be needed this time around
Re: A Dollar Short by lysaa(f): 2:09pm On Dec 16, 2010
You are just a big coward to pass such inane comment at me when u're clearly wrong!

In a forum, u quote or direct ur post to whom it may concern. Any thread is open to posters and readers and not just for u two hediot!
Re: A Dollar Short by ARareGem(f): 2:14pm On Dec 16, 2010
It was funny. smiley
Re: A Dollar Short by Nellyon(f): 2:41pm On Dec 16, 2010
lysaa:

You are just a big coward to pass such inane comment at me when u're clearly wrong!

In a forum, u quote or direct your post to whom it may concern. Any thread is open to posters and readers and not just for u two hediot!
unless you think lancaster is two in one you better watch your little mouth.
Re: A Dollar Short by lysaa(f): 2:53pm On Dec 16, 2010
Nellyon:

unless you think lancaster is two in one you better watch your little mouth.
I didn't mince my words, i referred to u and him. U better girdle ur tongue when it comes to me young girl.
Re: A Dollar Short by Nellyon(f): 3:04pm On Dec 16, 2010
oh yeah?? and why did your demented mind tell you i should do that?
Re: A Dollar Short by Nobody: 3:11pm On Dec 16, 2010
@iysaa are u daft? do u just use ur twisted mind for nothing but insane words?
woman u better mind ur freaking self cos u were never invited in anyway and will never be, fool
Re: A Dollar Short by lysaa(f): 3:21pm On Dec 16, 2010
U must be high on some cheap expired drugs. Who the heck are u to give me an invitation wherever!?

Bladdah idiat!

Nellyon:

oh yeah?? and why did your demented mind tell you i should do that?
Ur carefully warped mind secreted what triggered my demented mind. .dully.
Re: A Dollar Short by StudioCFR(m): 3:28pm On Dec 16, 2010
IBO people dont like themselves
Re: A Dollar Short by Nellyon(f): 3:30pm On Dec 16, 2010
ok, wrap it up kid, this is how much time i spend on fools a day. such a pity i wasted it all on you. but it dont matter, the other fools will understand. , .be your brother's keeper bla. . .
Re: A Dollar Short by StudioCFR(m): 3:39pm On Dec 16, 2010
talking to me?
Re: A Dollar Short by lysaa(f): 3:41pm On Dec 16, 2010
LOL. maybe. The crase dey shift base.
Re: A Dollar Short by Nobody: 3:43pm On Dec 16, 2010
urs neva shift base,e still dey your freaking 2 inch brain
Re: A Dollar Short by lysaa(f): 3:47pm On Dec 16, 2010
Better than urs thats directly proportional to a 1/4 wit humming bird! hehehe
Re: A Dollar Short by Nobody: 3:54pm On Dec 16, 2010
WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY,p.r.i.ckhead,
Re: A Dollar Short by lysaa(f): 4:19pm On Dec 16, 2010
Gingerbread-head, how could u ever figure that out? LOL
Re: A Dollar Short by Nobody: 4:24pm On Dec 16, 2010
demented-perv, just trying to read ur weightless mind
Re: A Dollar Short by lysaa(f): 4:37pm On Dec 16, 2010
lancaster:

demented-perv, just trying to read your weightless mind
Are u trying to invent some word? LOL yet u say u were trying to read my mind. .i wonder how an ode like u can do that. . with F9 from the start. u be real mumu o. cheesy

peace out jare
Re: A Dollar Short by angelz(f): 4:44pm On Dec 16, 2010
kids, enuf.
u guys should go 2 your rooms,
av heard enuf sacarsms 4 d day.
Re: A Dollar Short by Nobody: 5:06pm On Dec 16, 2010
onwu, u are a real fool.
peace what, to the clinic or psychic ward
Re: A Dollar Short by nadneth: 5:21pm On Dec 16, 2010
Studio CFR:

IBO people dont like themselves
You're a complete F.O.O.L. Must you abuse Ibos in every of your posts? This has just shown how stupid you are. Dont wanna sound abusive but your insults on Ibos is getting outta hand. How can we move forward when we still have people like you that reason like cavemen. Get a life, you tribal bigot. I.D.I.O.T.
Re: A Dollar Short by StudioCFR(m): 7:22pm On Dec 16, 2010
I'M NOT GONNA REPLY you CUZ you're ibo

WHAT I WOULD DO IS TO GIVE your ibo brother MONEY TO BEAT you UP FOR ME.

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