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oga o. who fit eat dat one? pure diharra be dat

tolutara:
^^^^^^I was about the say that, What Da? Roasted Balls, Oh my

~Sissy~:
oga o. who fit eat dat one? pure diharra be dat

Rotfl!!!
I swear, I didn't even see it until I read ''that thing on the left''.
Oh ma Gawd!!! That can't be real.

chaircover:
@Blank LOL - but my days are numbered here cos If oga ever sees what happened when that naughty Jenny posted those Van Vicker pictures, na ghana must go for my head be dat 

Kini mo se

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Good Na effry year i dey get belle born pikin so e good as summer no come jare

jennykadry:
Kini mo se

I will tell you what you have done Back off my man, Sagamite na the baby daddy of my 19 pikin, i just took a break from making the 20th pickinese to warn you to hands off my lolo I will not warn you again

Busy_body:
Good Na effry year i dey get belle born pikin so e good as summer no come jare



I will tell you what you have done Back off my man, Sagamite na the baby daddy of my 19 pikin, i just took a break from making the 20th pickinese to warn you to hands off my lolo I will not warn you again

Which sagamite? the one I have finished using and dumping?  pls carry go, the dude has refused to let me be after he confessed that my two mounds are the sizes of two cotonou water melon

My latest catches are as follows
1. Denzel2009( check hgis profile for his sexy pics)
2. otumfour( take your eyes off this one, too cute to handle)
3. German007
4. Doyin13
5. OYB
6. Van vicker (CC is trying to outsmart me on this one)

Inked_Nerd:

lmao lmao

See me see trouble o my Sister, Jennykadri nor get shame, she has crossed the line

So what if this was her first time and i started it, what happened to her having a forgiving spirit Yes i mistakenly stole Oam4jenny and Denzel2009 from her, but i was drunk Okay i am still kicking it with the two of them on the downlow, but you have to blame my drinking problem for that, blaming me is like kicking a dog that is down  

Then there was that time i started helping myself to her man Mccrackles, but i was only doing it for a good cause to help his low self-esteem caused by Jennykadri making fun of his chipolata sausage sized periwinkle

I also started kicking it with Sauron as a favour to help him cure his wandering JT, by indulging in foursomes with him, Jenny, Tope2000 and myself, so he could stop wasting those priceless multi-platinum award winning lyrics that makes me go weak at the knees on those longthroat jezebels and instead record it on CD, to sell to fund my expensive taste in life


As for Tumfulu, the love of Jenny's life, i have only borrowed him for the past 7 years, for handiwork purpose only, he is good with trimming bushes, etc experience he learnt whilst navigating and getting lost Jenny's jungle full of all sorts of creeping crawlies such as herpes, warts, etc Again, i am only doing this for a good cause too by exposing him to my delicate garden because he is such a God's gift to woman, always knows the right thing to say, he is such a perfect gentleman

jennykadry:
Which sagamite? the one I have finished using and dumping? pls carry go, the dude has refused to let me be after he confessed that my two mounds are the sizes of two cotonou water melon

My latest catches are as follows
1. Denzel2009( check hgis profile for his sexy pics)
2. otumfour( take your eyes off this one, too cute to handle)
3. German007
4. Doyin13
5. OYB
6. Van vicker (CC is trying to outsmart me on this one)

All these for you, and not even one to spare for me Ojigbijigbi, Jenny today is Sunday, lets not fight, today is a holy day, God loves a cheerful giver y'know, thank you Jenny, i knew you'd let me have half, 6 divided by 2 is 4 right Good so thats 4 for me, and 4 for you, thanks once again Can i handpick the 4 i like myself first, ok, ok, ok, please don't withdraw the offer biko, i will behave myself henceforth


Wharranicelist, me likey Off to go and dig out my yabaleft's finest, should i nack my yellow eyeshadow on top of my turquiose lipstick, thank God those mega short Damask iro and buba with boogie-boogie shoe and over the knees socks has just come back into fashion, can't wait to show off my sexy self, today na today Dem go take Thanks once again Jenny, i am very grateful

He he. We black pple self. We go still dey tripp for summer

jennykadry:
Which sagamite? the one I have finished using and dumping?  pls carry go, the dude has refused to let me be after he confessed that my two mounds are the sizes of two cotonou water melon

My latest catches are as follows
1. Denzel2009( check hgis profile for his sexy pics)
2. otumfour( take your eyes off this one, too cute to handle)
3. German007
4. Doyin13
5. OYB
6. Van vicker (CC is trying to outsmart me on this one)

Thank you Jesus!!! Now I am free. The Lord that delivered Daniel from the lion's den has delivered me! Haleluyah!

Busy_body:
See me see trouble o my Sister, Jennykadri nor get shame, she has crossed the line

So what if this was her first time and i started it, what happened to her having a forgiving spirit Yes i mistakenly stole Oam4jenny and Denzel2009 from her, but i was drunk Okay i am still kicking it with the two of them on the downlow, but you have to blame my drinking problem for that, blaming me is like kicking a dog that is down  

Then there was that time i started helping myself to her man Mccrackles, but i was only doing it for a good cause to help his low self-esteem caused by Jennykadri making fun of his chipolata sausage sized periwinkle

I also started kicking it with Sauron as a favour to help him cure his wandering JT, by indulging in foursomes with him, Jenny, Tope2000 and myself, so he could stop wasting those priceless multi-platinum award winning lyrics that makes me go weak at the knees on those longthroat jezebels and instead record it on CD, to sell to fund my expensive taste in life


As for Tumfulu, the love of Jenny's life, i have only borrowed him for the past 7 years, for handiwork purpose only, he is good with trimming bushes, etc experience he learnt whilst navigating and getting lost Jenny's jungle full of all sorts of creeping crawlies such as herpes, warts, etc Again, i am only doing this for a good cause too by exposing him to my delicate garden because he is such a God's gift to woman, always knows the right thing to say, he is such a perfect gentleman

Where is Mukina2 when I need her? Abeg find one offence for this Busy_body head and ban her asap!

OAM4J:
Thank you Jesus!!! Now I am free. The Lord that delivered Daniel from the lion's den has delivered me! Haleluyah!


Where is Mukina2 when I need her? Abeg find one offence for this Busy_body head and ban her asap!

Berra behave yourself before i tell Jenny i have seen Chaircover coming out of her bedroom in Jenny's iro and buba Think i was born yesterday, pretending she only comes to visit to supply you bleaching cream

Busy_body:
Berra behave yourself before i tell Jenny i have seen Chaircover coming out of her bedroom in Jenny's iro and buba Think i was born yesterday, pretending she only comes to visit to supply you bleaching cream

Ileke-IdI:

Carry ya eyin gworo commot for hia joo, the 6 men Jenny procured is just for me and her alone, not you, three is a crowd Ok i will loan OAM4Jenny to you every other Sunday, do we have a deal

Busy_body:
Carry ya eyin gworo commot for hia joo, the 6 men Jenny procured is just for me and her alone, not you, three is a crowd Ok i will loan OAM4Jenny to you every other Sunday, do we have a deal

I no want jor. Gimme Seun Osewa and his bank deal or no deal

Ileke-IdI:
I no want jor. Gimme Seun Osewa and his bank deal or no deal

Okay i will give you a good deal, two for the price of one, i dash you Seun with OAM4jenny on top, but i get to keep the bank balance, deal or done deal

Iyalode, na wa oh. ee rini, ee beere eni. na just to dey yab ppl ehn, OAMJ ko, OAM Garri ni

Ileke-IdI:
Iyalode, na wa oh. ee rini, ee beere eni. na just to dey yab ppl ehn, OAMJ ko, OAM Garri ni

I saw you last week on your facebook profile, isn't that enough

Busy_body:
I saw you last week on your facebook profile, isn't that enough

But you didnt greet me nau. That is not enough

Busy_body:
Berra behave yourself before i tell Jenny i have seen Chaircover coming out of her bedroom in Jenny's iro and buba Think i was born yesterday, pretending she only comes to visit to supply you bleaching cream

Amebo! Gbeborun!

Chaircover only came for a visit and to market some of her products. It was the wine i gave her that splashed on her dress and she had to change into Jenny's dress while i helped her clean her dress. Amebo! 

Who care self. I am no longer one of Jenny's men, cant you see her new list. I am free from you & her. Now i belong to Mukina2  and Spikey . Na those two dey enjoy me now. 

Ileke-IdI:
Iyalode, na wa oh. ee rini, ee beere eni. na just to dey yab ppl ehn, OAMJ ko, OAM Garri ni

Se emi ni OAM Garri?   Abeg comot here, go meet your Bobo-Ibo

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I bind all principalities father lord,all my enemies that are trying to tap my milky productions should miss their navigation to my domiciliary habitation. Amen

Father, if the list compiled is going to affect me negatively,pls delete my name by fire.Amen

chaircover:
Oh my days . . . .

OAM4Jenny so instead of going for your plastic surgery operation, you are here chatting to babes. Anyway I trust my babes and by the time we are finished with you na true true your name go be OAM4mentholatum.

By the way Tura extra white concentrated whitening solution made in China is on special offer. Rub 3 times a day including your scalp and other bits to see a change in 24 hours   

Instead of you to defend your honour, while Busy_body is accusing you of cheating on Jenny with me, you are busy advertising Tura soap. Wait till Mr CC reads busy_body post, se o gbo

Wetin i wan take tura solution or soap do? Emi a du ma dan, handsome ebony, ladies delight, omo to nbgonna feli feli, Olowo ori Mukina2, Oko spikey. abeg stop jealousy 

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@ chaircover - this topic is making me chuckle - so cos we had rain all week last week it depressed u enough to put all these sunny pictures - eh yah i feel ur pain . i got caught in the rain 3 times last week, so not happy about that

my dear summer is over o - u are even lucky there was one this year - ur obviously forgetting 2007 (remember umbrella by Rhianna??) my dear embrace the Autumn and get ready for winter cos i hear we have having a repeat of the last one - best start buying anti freeze for ur cars and getting ur tyres sorted. as for me I'm on the lookout for a stylish affordable winter coat,

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