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My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Oyinwesola: 10:42pm On Jun 08, 2019
Hello nairalander.......can you please advice me.....my wife like fast,hard and rapid s*x.......but I don't feel arouse to that extent, I prefer short and slow s*x.......I need your advice so as to save my marriage and life thanks

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by selfwife(f): 10:44pm On Jun 08, 2019
God help you o.

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Jmk9292(m): 10:50pm On Jun 08, 2019
Do ur best and leave the rest.....this is the essence of courtship and also counselling before marriage........ Ur wife wants to engage u in a third World War in the name of sex... I repeat do ur best only according to ur strength.

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by AntiWailer: 11:03pm On Jun 08, 2019
Accept our sincere condolences bro

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Acidosis(m): 11:08pm On Jun 08, 2019
You may never be able to satisfy her as much as her ex. I suppose she's been sexually involved with a hardcore machine.

Some exes are bas. tards, they just enter into a woman's life to desecrate and scatter her sexual configuration, making the future husband seem like a complete novice. The excitement they get from such bastards are usually short-lived, and many spend the rest of their lives sexually frustrated.


Nevertheless sha, you should work on yourself uncle. She's your responsibility now. Do all you can (not drugs o), to improve yourself.

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by bukatyne(f): 11:13pm On Jun 08, 2019
Acidosis:


You may never be able to satisfy her as much as her ex. I suppose she's been sexually involved with a hardcore machine.

Some exes are bas. tards, they just enter into a woman's life to disembarm, desicrate and scatter her sexual configuration, making the future husband seem like a complete novice. The excitement they get from such bastards are usually short-lived, and many send the rest of their lives sexually frustrated.


Nevertheless sha, you should work on yourself uncle. She's your responsibility now. Do all you can (not drugs o), to improve yourself.

But the problem is with the OP

He honestly told us he doesn't really feel aroused.

@OP: work on your stamina by watching your diet and lifestyle. I hear yorgurt (Habib 4 peak milk), tiger nuts (eaten raw or blended with dates) etc help with arousal and general enhancement.

Ask madam to also research stuffs that would help. Na she want machine, na she go prepare am.

Please stay away from all these alcoholic drinks people use.

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Oyindidi(f): 11:15pm On Jun 08, 2019
Go and do your job, stop complaining.

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Nobody: 11:18pm On Jun 08, 2019
Oyindidi:
Go and do your job, stop complaining.
grin
Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Acidosis(m): 11:26pm On Jun 08, 2019
bukatyne:


But the problem is with the OP

He honestly told us he doesn't really feel aroused.

@OP: work on your stamina by watching your diet and lifestyle. I hear yorgurt (Habib 4 peak milk), tiger nuts (eaten raw or blended with dates) etc help with arousal and general enhancement.

Ask madam to also research stuffs that would help. Na she want machine, na she go prepare am.

Please stay away from all these alcoholic drinks people use.

Great tips, that tiger nuts especially should cause some improvements. I use it for sexual general enhancement and it works.


fast, hard and rapid

The above description taken together with the way OP coined the topic seem like what a sexually exposed person would do.

His wife should be easy on him too and show more understanding. Harder! harder!! harder!!! all day long can be exhaustively boring. Nor be oil we dey drill, na pesin pikin.

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by lilmax(m): 11:27pm On Jun 08, 2019
sorry your"wife" involved herself with billions of men

its the price you pay for marrying shaped leftovers

marriage is doomed already

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by nzeobi(m): 11:53pm On Jun 08, 2019
only do your best cos you no go fit do all.
Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Oyindidi(f): 11:58pm On Jun 08, 2019
Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by eyinjuege: 12:13am On Jun 09, 2019
Acidosis:


Great tips, that tiger nuts especially should cause some improvements. I use it for sexual general enhancement and it works.



The above description taken together with the way OP coined the topic seem like what a sexually exposed person would do.

His wife should be easy on me too and show more understanding. Harder! harder!! harder!!! all day long can be exhaustively boring. Nor be oil we dey drill, na pesin pikin.


So you too you're using sexual general enhancements shocked
Shild of the world

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Nobody: 2:00am On Jun 09, 2019
Oyinwesola:
Hello nairalander.......can you please advice me.....my wife like fast,hard and rapid s*x.......but I don't feel arouse to that extent, I prefer short and slow s*x.......I need your advice so as to save my marriage and life thanks


cheesy
Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by sisisioge: 2:42am On Jun 09, 2019
Lol...you guys didn't do it before marriage? Well...you know what to do. Cheers.

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Houseofglam7(f): 3:13am On Jun 09, 2019
cheesy
My condolences to you sir cheesy



This cross is big cheesy

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Acidosis(m): 6:11am On Jun 09, 2019
eyinjuege:



So you too you're using sexual general enhancements shocked
Shild of the world

grin grin

I'm a shild of God o, no sexual enhancement

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by tabithababy(f): 6:43am On Jun 09, 2019
Why are you complaining

Oga, go and learn "bedmatics" cheesy. Read books. sex magazines, google is even there cheesy

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Nobody: 6:44am On Jun 09, 2019
lilmax:
sorry your"wife" involved herself with billions of men

its the price you pay for marrying shaped leftovers

marriage is doomed already
Your comment wasn't necessary undecided

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by SKYloafFISH(f): 7:58am On Jun 09, 2019
Oyinwesola:
Hello nairalander.......can you please advice me.....my wife like fast,hard and rapid s*x.......but I don't feel arouse to that extent, I prefer short and slow s*x.......I need your advice so as to save my marriage and life thanks
you need advice? How big do you want your grave to be? Sex is not a competition, no body wins in sex

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Gopitoto: 8:41am On Jun 09, 2019
Jmk9292:
Do ur best and leave the rest.....this is the essence of courtship and also counselling before marriage........ Ur wife wants to engage u in a third World War in the name of sex... I repeat do ur best only according to ur strength.
hahahaha
Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Mutemenot(m): 9:42am On Jun 09, 2019
AntiWailer:
Accept our sincere condolences bro
Our sin party grin

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Mutemenot(m): 9:44am On Jun 09, 2019
Op, try use finger until she cum then you can render your short service . Don com n kill ya sef for toto

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by CONTACTSAMSUNG(m): 11:02am On Jun 09, 2019
Oyinwesola:
Hello nairalander.......can you please advice me.....my wife like fast,hard and rapid s*x.......but I don't feel arouse to that extent, I prefer short and slow s*x.......I need your advice so as to save my marriage and life thanks

Didn't you guys date before marriage?

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by pacino26(m): 11:19am On Jun 09, 2019
Seems OP qualified for DIRECT SHORT SERVICE COURSE cool

That been said your post lack some details about your marriage that would've helped to give some informed advice.

What's her age? Are you her first? What's your finances like ATM? You have kids yet? Is she a "house wife" or she engaged in any commercial activity?

In the end talk and time fixes issues like this. Just thread carefully not to hurt her feelings or get her to outsource.....
Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Richy4(m): 11:57am On Jun 09, 2019
Sex is not a hundred meters dash that you have to run to finish quickly... do it as the spirit leads smiley

Having said that, how often do you exercise...?
There are free exercises that u can do without going to the gym that costs money...eg

<< Press up.. U can start with 10 push Up daily.. the next week 20, and so on... u will hate it as first but with determination, u will start loving it

<< jogging... U can start that every weekends..Saturdays and Sundays from 5:30AM.... start with 6km or from point A to B for 30mins.. as u do this, u will start loving yourself and u will be energised..

Trust me, it is not easy to do this religiously every time but try and be consistent as much as u can.. I have tried this and still doing it despite winter.. This habit will improve your health, stamina and your sex life and u can start developing 6packs if u don't have one...

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by crackhaus: 12:14pm On Jun 09, 2019
Oyindidi:
Go and do your job, stop complaining.
Job without salary or pension benefits. grin

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by crackhaus: 12:17pm On Jun 09, 2019
SKYloafFISH:
you need advice? How big do you want your grave to be? Sex is not a competition, no body wins in sex
cheesycheesy
Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Kulas: 12:31pm On Jun 09, 2019
Acidosis:
You may never be able to satisfy her as much as her ex. I suppose she's been sexually involved with a hardcore machine.

Some exes are bas. tards, they just enter into a woman's life to desecrate and scatter her sexual configuration, making the future husband seem like a complete novice. The excitement they get from such bastards are usually short-lived, and many spend the rest of their lives sexually frustrated.

Nevertheless sha, you should work on yourself uncle. She's your responsibility now. Do all you can (not drugs o), to improve yourself.

On point. This is the credible point to your post. Her sexual configuration has been scattered by hard prick and sexual enhancement drug taking guyz and can never be reset to its default settings anymore, no matter any parameters you try to use and reconfigure it. I repeat, it can never be returned to the default settings.

You have to bear and face it. All you need to is find a natural means of enhancing your performance to a minimum level as much as you can, don't kill yourself in an attempt to satisfy her, you can never satisfy her!. Secondly, sit her down and have a talk with her, that she can assist you to tell you on how she think you can be making love to her to get her closer to satisfaction, that you are trying best but you need her help as well. Pet her and NEVER you talk harsh to her that she is not satisfied and consumes more, otherwise I bet you, she will be sleeping with other men that can satisfy her more than you

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by ekitimanalways: 1:08pm On Jun 09, 2019
Acidosis:
You may never be able to satisfy her as much as her ex. I suppose she's been sexually involved with a hardcore machine.

Some exes are bas. tards, they just enter into a woman's life to desecrate and scatter her sexual configuration, making the future husband seem like a complete novice. The excitement they get from such bastards are usually short-lived, and many spend the rest of their lives sexually frustrated.


Nevertheless sha, you should work on yourself uncle. She's your responsibility now. Do all you can (not drugs o), to improve yourself.
smiley

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Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by ekitimanalways: 1:09pm On Jun 09, 2019
smiley
Acidosis:
You may never be able to satisfy her as much as her ex. I suppose she's been sexually involved with a hardcore machine.

Some exes are bas. tards, they just enter into a woman's life to desecrate and scatter her sexual configuration, making the future husband seem like a complete novice. The excitement they get from such bastards are usually short-lived, and many spend the rest of their lives sexually frustrated.


Nevertheless sha, you should work on yourself uncle. She's your responsibility now. Do all you can (not drugs o), to improve yourself.
Re: My Wife Want To Kill Me With S*x by Oyindidi(f): 1:32pm On Jun 09, 2019
crackhaus:

Job without salary or pension benefits. grin
Yes na grin

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