Stress Reliever # 1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to
the office.
Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look
at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for
you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your
worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have
any
worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom , when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told
me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home
at this
time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am ?"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
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Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have
married me
if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the
woman replied
sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU
A FORTUNE"
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Stress Reliever # 6
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report
card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."
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Stress Reliever # 7
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her
roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in
his 1932
Rolls Royce." Wow! That's a very expensive car. What
's so bad about
that?"
"He was the original owner."
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Stress Reliever # 9
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word
"beans",
"My father grows beans," said one student. "My father
cooks beans,"
said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all
human beans."
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Stress Reliever # 10
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your
success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were
you before
you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Stress Reliever # 11
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
forever. The guy
replies: Thanks for the warning.
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Stress Reliever # 12
A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after
sex?" He
replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."
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Stress Reliever # 13
Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the
first man
you are sleeping with?" Wife replied: "Of course
honey, I stayed
awake with all the others!"
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Stress Reliever # 14
"Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in
the U.S. ?"
Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong
side."
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Stress Reliever # 15
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me
my pretty
face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to
toe and replied:
"I like your sense of humour."
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Stress Reliever # 16
Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak
and exhausted!
Are you having your meals three times a day as I have
advised?"
Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males
a day."

truly enjoyed that.mind if took some of them?