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| I've seen it all by Aiphie(f): 12:57pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
 Q. What's da tallest man u eva saw? A. The tallest man I eva saw was getting a hair cut in heaven and a shoe shine in hell. Q. What's da stingiest man u eva saw? A. The stingiest man I eva saw went into the darkest room to chew his tobacco so his shadow won't beg him 4 some. Q. What's da darkest night u eva saw? A. The darkest night I eva saw, a raindrop knocked on my door and asked 4 light to hit the ground. Q. What's da longest dog u eva saw? A. The longest dog I eva saw, his head was in New Jersey n his tail was in Orangebourg. When the head was dead, they had to telephone the tail that the head was dead. Q. What's da coldest day u eva saw? A. The coldest day I eva saw, the sun rose with an overcoat and went to make a fire. Q. What's da lowest person u eva saw? A. The lowest person I eva saw can sit on a coin with his feet hanging down. Q. How hot have u seen the day be? A. I've seen it so hot that two pieces of ice were walking up the street fanning themselves. Q. What's da tallest man u eva saw? A. The tallest man I eva saw was getting a hair cut in heaven and a shoe shine in hell. Q. What's da stingiest man u eva saw? A. The stingiest man I eva saw went into the darkest room to chew his tobacco so his shadow won't beg him 4 some. Q. What's da darkest night u eva saw? A. The darkest night I eva saw, a raindrop knocked on my door and asked 4 light to hit the ground. Q. What's da longest dog u eva saw? A. The longest dog I eva saw, his head was in New Jersey n his tail was in Orangebourg. When the head was dead, they had to telephone the tail that the head was dead. Q. What's da coldest day u eva saw? A. The coldest day I eva saw, the sun rose with an overcoat and went to make a fire. Q. What's da lowest person u eva saw? A. The lowest person I eva saw can sit on a coin with his feet hanging down. Q. How hot have u seen the day be? A. I've seen it so hot that two pieces of ice were walking up the street fanning themselves. |
| Re: I've seen it all by topeteadr(m): 1:13pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
This is da remix. |
| Re: I've seen it all by SugaLips(f): 5:18am On Nov 21, 2007 |
tope_teadr:Maybe she's joined Diddy and his BadBoy crew; always inventing the remix. |
| Re: I've seen it all by clemcykul(f): 9:17am On Nov 21, 2007 |
now that a funny and incredible joke! really funny  @Aifi ure did a good job lol  |
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