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Clinton: I Am Innocent! by theORAKU(m): 4:31pm On Jan 16, 2006
One fine morning, every thing was going smooth as usual.

Suddenly, the motors screeched with a sudden brake, when every
one in the city just could not believe what had happened to America.

It was in New York where the scene was one of total chaos.
People cried out in shame.

Many were blaming the former president Mr. Bill Clinton.

Hillary stood staring at her darling husband. Clinton came to the crowd and said in his words,

"I'm Innocent, It's really ridiculous to say I'm the only man behind all these cases. Slowly, I feel I'm losing confidence in myself".

Are you curious to know what had happened

Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jan 16, 2006
yes i am
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by spikelord(m): 6:19pm On Jan 16, 2006
Who impregnated that statue of liberty?
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by hotangel2(f): 9:31pm On Jan 16, 2006
I know? who did?
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by lysaa(f): 11:59pm On Jan 16, 2006
grin grin somebody! help me pleeaase!
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by christyne(f): 1:55pm On Jan 17, 2006
cheesy cheesy
Na holy spirit
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by spikelord(m): 3:27pm On Jan 18, 2006
It's like that statue got itself inseminated. I did it!
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by lysaa(f): 4:55pm On Jan 18, 2006
spikelord:

It's like that statue got itself inseminated. I did it!
hmm i better be careful o, person wen fir impregnate statue... anything is possible..
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by bagoma(f): 2:21pm On Jan 19, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
very funny.
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by babagana(m): 5:29pm On Jan 19, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by Derpor(m): 11:32am On Jan 20, 2006
grin no no no that can't be thru, st6atue of liberty preg.... oh mi God
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by loriann(f): 12:16pm On Jan 20, 2006
smiley grin grin grin
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by spikelord(m): 1:49pm On Jan 20, 2006
lysaa:

hmm i better be careful o, person when fir impregnate statue... anything is possible..

Are u scared of me? Have u even asked me of when I did that thing. Stop pointing accusing fingers to the innocent!
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by lysaa(f): 7:37pm On Jan 20, 2006
@spikelord: do u think u are holy! grin tongue
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by tEsLim(m): 10:14am On Jan 01, 2007
So he's at it again. Now its not he's secretary.
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by angelz(f): 3:33pm On Jan 02, 2007
This aint funny. Clinton is a superman 2 impregnant d stature of liberty.
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by folly69(m): 9:56am On Dec 12, 2008
lmao grin grin grin i wonder wat she will give birth to
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by sylve11: 10:23am On Dec 12, 2008
folly69:

lmao grin grin grin i wonder what she will give birth to

it will be give birth to 'racist statue'
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by romsky: 11:11am On Dec 12, 2008
i tink d poster ahead of me is over guilty wink
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by sylve11: 11:31am On Dec 12, 2008
yes, captain is guilty. tongue
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by romsky: 11:36am On Dec 12, 2008
Ooooooops i kip 4gettin u were castrated
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by michelin: 11:44am On Dec 12, 2008
this one no sweet and hin no make sense not facinitating so there is no big thing or string attatched to it

crack anothe one please i gon still readam or they way sha i laugh grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by sylve11: 11:46am On Dec 12, 2008
romade:

Ooooooops i kip 4gettin u were castrated

Ooooooops i kip 4gettin u were castrated.
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by studio43(m): 11:50am On Dec 12, 2008
michelin:

this one no sweet and hin no make sense not facinitating so there is no big thing or string attatched to it

crack anothe one please i gon still readam or they way sha i laugh grin grin grin grin grin


MICHELIN, seun BAN u too undecided
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by mykali(m): 11:52am On Dec 12, 2008
michelin:

this one no sweet and hin no make sense not facinitating so there is no big thing or string attatched to it

crack anothe one please i gon still readam or they way sha i laugh grin grin grin grin grin

i concurs.  grin
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by romsky: 12:00pm On Dec 12, 2008
embarassed
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by sylve11: 1:00pm On Dec 12, 2008
captain wetin bleach ur face na?
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by romsky: 1:18pm On Dec 12, 2008
dey copy paste person yarns there
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by izeek(m): 1:34pm On Dec 12, 2008
this feat can only be achieved by clinton,
nah onl him fit hoodwink the whole u.s give statue belle.
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by GeeCee(m): 3:37pm On Sep 01, 2009
Ehehen
Re: Clinton: I Am Innocent! by clemcykul(f): 10:12am On Sep 02, 2009
@pics
so funny lol

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