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| Ever Wondered by Godmother(f): 5:36pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? - - Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? - - Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? - - Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? - - Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? - - Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? - - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? - - Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? - - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? - - When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? - - Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - - Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? - - You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? - - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - - Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? - - If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? - - If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? |
| Re: Ever Wondered by Dyt(f): 7:04pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
Chuckles |
| Re: Ever Wondered by Nobody: 8:40pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? PRICELESS! |
| Re: Ever Wondered by 190: 11:00pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
I have never wondered abt all these before! |
| Re: Ever Wondered by spicyhoney(f): 11:17am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Well i have wondered about most of these things but i do not open my mouth when putting on mascara  |
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