Little Johnny and his
grandfather are fishing
by a peaceful lake
beneath some weeping
willow trees. The
grandfather takes out
a cigarette and lights it.
Little Johnny says,
"Grandpa, can I try one
of your cigarettes?"
"Can you touch your
butt with your peni$?"
"No," replies Little
Johnny.
"Then, you're not big
enough," explains the
grandfather.
A few minutes pass,
and the man takes a
beer out of his cooler
and opens it.
Little Johnny then asks,
"Grandpa, can I have
some of your beer?"
"Can you touch your
a$$hole with your
peni$?"
"No," says Little Johnny.
"Then, you're not old
enough."
Time passes and they
continue to fish. Little
Johnny gets hungry so
he reaches into his
lunch box, takes out a
bag of cookies, and
eats one.
The grandfather looks
at him and says, "They
look good, can I have
one of your cookies?"
"Can you touch your
a$$hole with your
peni$?"
"I most certainly can!"
says the grandfather
proudly.
"Then go 4uck yourself. . .
these are my cookies!

Giggles

Johnny na Studio bast**d pikin

^^ which u both had together

spoilt lil johnny
giggling

disinherit little johnny

jeovy?? lol

i don die

.Clem d she he,where v u bn

been everywhere excpt jokes

hows life wiff u? misd ya

We dey try o,studio dey feed his 32 babies,vicks n efe don born,ido n element dey o,tanimz sef dey do,black no gree leave dem gals

mehn dis na serious update, which babe born for studioo?? lol

i pity the chick sha

U say u pity me,i no o talk again

Little Johnny was 7
years old, and like other
boys his age, rather
curious. He had been
hearing quite a bit
about courting from
other boys and he
wondered what it was
and how it was done.
One day, he took his
questions to his
mother, and she
became flustered.
Instead of explaining
things to Johnny she
told him to hide behind
the curtains one night
and watch his older
sister and her
boyfriend. This he did,
and the following
morning, Johnny
explained everything to
his mother.
"Sis and her boyfriend
sat and talked for
awhile, then he turned
off most of the lights.
Then he started to kiss
and hug her, I figured
sis must be getting sick
because her face
started looking funny.
He must have thought
so too because he put
his hand in her blouse to
feel her heart, just like
the doctor would.
Except he's not as good
as the doctor, because
he seemed too have
trouble finding her
heart.
He was getting sick too,
because pretty soon
both of them started
panting and getting all
out of breath. His other
hand must have been
getting cold because he
put it under her skirt.
About this time, sis got
toward the end of the
couch. This was when
the fever started. I
know it was a fever
because sis told him
she was really HOT.
Finally, I found out what
was making them so
sick. . . a big eel had
gotten inside his pants
somehow. It just
jumped out of his pants
and stood there about
9 inches long. HONEST!
anyway, he grabbed it in
one hand to keep it
from getting away.
When sis saw it she got
really scared. Her eyes
big and her mouth fell
open, and she started
calling out to God and
stuff like that. I should
tell her about the ones I
saw at the lake!
Anyway, sis got brave
and tried to kill the eel
by biting its head off. All
of a sudden, she made
a noise and let the eel
go. . . I guess it bit her
back. Then she grabbed
it with both hands and
held it while he took a
muzzle out of his
pocket and slipped it
over the eels head to
keep it from biting
again.
Sis lay back and spread
her legs so that she
could get a scissor lock
on it. And he helped by
laying on top of the eel.
The eel put up a hell of a
fight. Sis started
groaning and squealing
and her boyfriend
almost upset the
couch. I guess they
wanted to kill the eel by
squishing it between
them.
After a while, they both
quit moving and gave a
great sigh. Her
boyfriend sat up and
sure enough they had
killed the eel. . . I knew it
was dead because it
just hung there limp
and some of its insides
were hanging out.

tyte stuff lol

. . . cont 4rm where i stop . . .

Sis
and her boyfriend were
a little tired from the
battle, but they went
courting on anyway. He
started hugging and
kissing her again. And by
golly, the eel wasn't
dead after all. It jumped
straight up and started
to fight again. I guess
eels are like cats, they
have nine lives or
something.
This time sis jumped up
and tried to kill the eel
by sitting on it. After
about 35 minutes of
struggle, they finally
killed the eel. I know it
was dead this time
because I saw sis's
boyfriend peel off the
skin and flush it down
the toilet. . ."

D child na bastard

chuckles**********

LWKMD. . . d mom must b so shocked! lol

the stupid boy does all sort of stupid thins

Little Johnny sees his
mother walk out of the
shower and sees her
kitten.
He asks her what it is
and she embarassed
replies, "Oh, that's
mommy's black
sponge."
A few days later,
Johnny spills a glass of
milk on the floor and
says, "Mommy, I need
your black sponge to
mop up the milk!"
She replies, "I lost it,
honey."
A couple of days later,
he comes running up to
her and says, "Mommy,
I found your black
sponge!" Mystified, she
says, "Where, honey?"
Little Johnny says, "It's
over at Mrs. Johnson's
house, and Daddy's
washing his face in it!"

Vic2k3:

^^ which u both had together

Who asked you

Johnny d lil bad boy

lol at black sponge, why not white??

clemcykul:

lol at black sponge, why not white??

pubic hair are not white' are they?

wat about old women's hair aint dey white?

their hair are black. . . maybe the older they get the darker they bcome if u stil doubt. . . ask a granny

lol ure not serious, u want granny to swear on me?

grann mama swear no go catch u. . .e go only tear d armpit of ur cloth

lol its better dan tearn my life completely

so u know won die

One day,
Little
Johnny
overheard his
parents fighting. Later,
he asked what "b!tch"
and "ba$tard" mean.
They explained that
they mean "lady" and
"gentleman."
The next day, he
overheard his parents
having $£X. He later
asked what "P£N!$" and
"PU$$¥" mean. His
parents explained that
they refer to "hats"
and "coats."
At supper the next day,
Little Johnny's mom
cut her finger in the
kitchen and yelled, "Oh
4UCk!" Little Johnny
asked what that
meant, and she said it
means "cut."
A week later, guests
arrive for Thanksgiving
dinner. Little Johnny
welcomes them at the
door, saying, "Hello
b!tch$ and ba$tards!
Hurry up with your
P£N!$ and PU$$¥ --
we can't wait to 4UCk
the turkey!"

Mahn i Loff this jokes. . .