[1): Some guys are so shy to approach you to tell u they love you ��so they wait patiently for your birthday n put you on their status and write all their feelings under�����gals start noticing those messages ooo me have told you�����
If you know you know��‍♀��‍♀��‍♀��‍♀��

[2): I was a virgin & i am a virgin is nt de same thing oo
pls let de disvirgins respect de virgins 
u think is easy to be a virgin✍✍✍��


[3): Some Girls�� will watch you removing their top�, remove their trousers� and as you are about to draw their pants�, they will be like *Wait, what are you trying to do?*
My sister��‍�......I want to wash it. 
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[4): When i smoke weed I saw my mother and my mom fighting in front of my mama..


(5): *Stupidity Is When U Lick a Woman's Pussy Wit Ur Bare Tongue& Later Sex Her Wit Condom. Wht are U preventing! Catarrh or Headache?*


[6): Did u know Condoms are Made by Humans for Humans to prevent Humans from making More Humans.���


[7): A man who encourages you to study & work hard is better than one who buys you expensive wigs to cover your empty head.


[9): Imagine passing by a hotel with your mom and one Ashawo just shout "customer na this old woman you carry today
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[10): *Do you think you can fight*,
*You think you have strength*?
*Oya go to any funeral and shout " Na me kill am*��������


[11): *Alico Dangote is the 136 richest person in the world and the richest African. Only God Almighty knows my position!!*


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[12): If I die, please don't come and look at me in d coffin 
Am too Shy.. I might Laugh���


[13): *Please If I've offended anyone in this group this Year. I just wanna tell you that,*
*You haven't seen anything yet, I'll show you Pepper next year*
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[14): *For the first time I have smoke weed nothing happened to me...i just want to wish everyone here happy new year welcome to 2014 see you all in 2012!!*


[15): A Good Wife Should Be Like “Welcome My Husband� Food Is Ready��Will You Eat Before You Bleep Or Will You Bleep Before You Eat��


[16): Do You Know Men Are The Best Cook? With One Banana Two Eggs And A Little Drop Of Milk Makes A Woman Full For Nine Months �����
Wisdom will not kill me.

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