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Make we laff small:

�� It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student, Mensah, a Ghanaian, joined the class in a Nigerian university.

The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history" and she asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up. Mensah replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875".

"Very good!" said lecturer.

Then she asked again, who said, "The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response except from Mensah who said: "Obasanjo, 1976."

The Lecturer snapped at the class: "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Mensah, who is new to our Country, knows more about our history than you all."

The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go" "who said that?" she demanded, Mensah put his hand up, "Buhari 1984."

At that point, a student at the back scornfully said; "Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Mensah said, "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."

Now furious, another student yelled: "Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998".

Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said: "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice; "Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"

The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said: "Oh shit, we are in Big trouble now!" Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose, and Lucky Igbinedon 2007"

Someone angrily said; "Don't answer him, he is a fool" and Mensah smiled and replied: "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011"

Now the Lecturer manage to get up and asked Mensah: "please, who are you? Show your self ..." and Mensah jumped and yelled saying: "Jonathan to BOKO HARAM 2012".

Class Captain shouted: "We are locking you up". Mensah gently replied.... "Buhari to LOOTERS 2015".

All the students shouted in anger "This school will be locked till further notice" and Mensah looking confused said Ajimobi (constituted authority) to LAUTECH students 2015.

The students looked at Mensa and said, "O ni wa mo!" U won't come again!!!
Mensah smiled, that's Tinubu to Ambode 2018.

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100% Loyalty.

that's is life if you have the experience about an organization when they want you they don't need to tell you with mouth there actions excluding you away from things will make you know better.

The Roman god of soccer. I can't believe they frustrated Totti to leave Roma despite the love he has for the club.

goodbye

Boca da luppo Il Capitano 10! I wish you the very best, The Captain.
Re de Roma. King of Roma.

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No totti No party

No totti No party

Ti amo tanto TOTTI

Last of a dying breed. I wonder if we can still have one club men in todays game like Neville, Adams, Maldini, Totti etc etc.

Could dis be karma of bondage to a club

That selfie is iconic and Totti will never be forgotten in the history of Roma for all the scarifices he made. One of few players in modern era that put loyalty before money.

Agba Awo...