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Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 4:03pm On Jun 22, 2019
seuncyber:
Feeling the story

Tnx bro... Dropping more soon.
Re: CI by wiseass: 4:08pm On Jun 22, 2019
If you would like to make this a web series or a short film you could buzz me 07053770941
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 4:09pm On Jun 22, 2019
wiseass:
If you would like to make this a web series or a short film you could buzz me 07053770941

Did you pay me. Before you advertise on my thread? I will sue you o... grin

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Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 5:01pm On Jun 22, 2019
Posting Episode 5 by 5:30pm. Mention others to come around
Re: CI by Ologogoro: 5:59pm On Jun 22, 2019
Bodaolawrites:
Posting Episode 5 by 5:30pm. Mention others to come around

You no dey check time
You come dey make me refresh this page since 5:30
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 6:00pm On Jun 22, 2019
Episode 5.


After all the wait and smoke that my eyes have received. I swear that Akara nylon will chuk nail and the akara will throw away before you get home. Bastard (sobs).

"Oga i go fry another one now, just wait small". Said Mama Vero.

Wait ko... Waiter ni... You for kuku employ me... I said furiously as i walked away.

I didn't go home, i walked down the street looking for where to buy food maybe i might be lucky to get one. But all my stress was to no avail.

"E be like say nah indomie i go chop las las". I said to myself as i stood close to a Toyota Camry Car to calculate my next move.

I remembered i didn't call Funke since she left and also didn't answer when she called. But mehn! Enugbe o! I need to find food to eat first.

Then i turn to search for a nearby Meshai (Tea and Bread spot) so he will help package some hot indomie for me.

As i tried moving from the Toyota Camry Car i stood beside, (sobbing)

That mood when the DJ plays Kizz Daniel Bleep You...(sobbing) Haaa! Ayee leee! No be say dem no dey rush me. Shebi nah your love me i dey consider o. Nah because of you i dey mellow... Ashewo com be your hubby! Hubby! Hubby! Before i kill person o, arrest me! (Crying Dem con dey... Bleep You! This one Bleep you! Da wan! Bleep You! Aboki!

You can't believe who i saw. I saw Ngozi! with that same Yahoo Boy.

So I've been standing close to his Toyota Camry since. Oh No! I could have deflate his tyre.

But i thought EFCC have picked this boy nah. Plz who have RuggedMan's number. I swear you will join NairaMarley. You are a thief! Fraudster! Scam!

"So Ngozi! This is Mabuchi abi?" I ranted as i walked close to her.

Walahi Talahi! You will not believe it. Ngozi denied me. Ngozi said "please do i know you", as the Bastard Yahoo boy that Mark Zuckerberg will soon block his Facebook account and render him useless and broke was smoking tobacco and blowing the smoke on my face after the smoke I've fed my eyes with at Mama Vero's akara joint.

Ayeeeee ooo! Ngozi! You that just left my crib this afternoon. I swear you will not have peace.

"Bros! She's my girlfriend so i advise you to go and look for yours. Next time I see you with her again, i will hand you over to the police". I said to the stupid idiot yahoo boy authoritatively (foolishly).

Next thing, he pick up his phone and started making call.

I was still ranting at Ngozi when i heard his conversation on phone. "Come and help me pick this Bastard".

Mumu me! Mumu me! Mumu me! What was i suppose to do.

One man mopol. That doesn't have Record Label. EFE of big brother Naija like me. Is it not to move like when Jerry in "Tom and Jerry" Cartoon do run when Tom is chasing him? I stood there forming hard guy! Strong guy!

As i heard him called me Bastard. I rushed him and gave him a Punch. Yes! I started it! I didn't know tables do turn. I felt like the Actor in a Movie while i see him as the Boss. (Crying)

Brethen, the next thing i saw in the next Two minutes was a guy as huge as Big Show jacked me like Jackie Appiah. And.......



Doctor what am i doing here.....


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Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 6:02pm On Jun 22, 2019
Ologogoro:


You no dey check time
You come dey make me refresh this page since 5:30

No vex... Your food don dey table o... grin
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 6:13pm On Jun 22, 2019
Episode 6. Will make you run mad with laff so beware.... grin dropping by 9pm
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 6:17pm On Jun 22, 2019
Who is reading Episode 5

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Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 6:33pm On Jun 22, 2019
The Ghost Readers here that will read and not comments. Wuna dey try you hear... cool

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Re: CI by adebrain(m): 6:36pm On Jun 22, 2019
Bodaolawrites:
Who is reading Episode 5
I wink
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 6:37pm On Jun 22, 2019
adebrain:

I wink

Ade i swear you get brain... cool Hope you dey enjoy am.
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 6:39pm On Jun 22, 2019
2000 views... Thanks my people. Thanks for the love.

Re: CI by metalgear11(m): 7:01pm On Jun 22, 2019
Dude. Word of advice to u. You do not need to "beg" people to like or comment on your post. Let your work do the advertising for you. What pisses people off is story writers asking for "2000 likes" or X number of views every 2 to 3 updates. Let people come to their own conclusions.

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Re: CI by metalgear11(m): 7:02pm On Jun 22, 2019
You are doing a good job so far. Keep it that way.
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 7:15pm On Jun 22, 2019
metalgear11:
Dude. Word of advice to u. You do not need to "beg" people to like or comment on your post. Let your work do the advertising for you. What pisses people off is story writers asking for "2000 likes" or X number of views every 2 to 3 updates. Let people come to their own conclusions.


Tnx bro... Word!

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Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 7:16pm On Jun 22, 2019
metalgear11:
You are doing a good job so far. Keep it that way.

Tnx
Re: CI by Ann2012(f): 7:22pm On Jun 22, 2019
Na next episode I need like dis
Re: CI by milinda(f): 8:34pm On Jun 22, 2019
Boda ola well-done........
Re: CI by Olorunnim: 8:38pm On Jun 22, 2019
Brodaola I dey follow.
Re: CI by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jun 22, 2019
Inform me when you drop it
Re: CI by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jun 22, 2019
Why you de waste time to drop the next one?
Re: CI by Wisedove(m): 9:19pm On Jun 22, 2019
9 Don reach tey tey na3, oya bro come and drop the remaining
Re: CI by Twenehe: 9:25pm On Jun 22, 2019
love it

Re: CI by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jun 22, 2019
Bodaola the time is 9 pm already. Give it to me now before i comot my mind.
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:17pm On Jun 22, 2019
Am Sorry my people... Couldn't make it up at 9.

I have been purging. I ate hot beans o.. Make wuna pray for me. grin
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:29pm On Jun 22, 2019
Ann2012:
Na next episode I need like dis
Coming tru my crush cool

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Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:30pm On Jun 22, 2019
milinda:
Boda ola well-done........


Thank you wanem cool
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:31pm On Jun 22, 2019
Olorunnim:
Brodaola I dey follow.
I dey with you too bro
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:32pm On Jun 22, 2019
donziggyman:
Inform me when you drop it

OK bro
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:33pm On Jun 22, 2019
donziggyman:
Why you de waste time to drop the next one?


Baba no vex abeg. I been dey up my life... grin
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:33pm On Jun 22, 2019
Wisedove:
9 Don reach tey tey na3, oya bro come and drop the remaining

Baba abeg no vex. smiley

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