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Re: CI by Bodaolafans: 8:26am On Jun 24, 2019
Cylovee baby i sight you too. kiss

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Re: CI by Bodaolafans: 8:27am On Jun 24, 2019
If you are enjoying this piece spiritually lemme hear you say yeeehyeeeh! (in wizkid's voice) grin

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Re: CI by Nobody: 9:42am On Jun 24, 2019
bodaolafans would av advice you to turn gay but obviously you're ladies man buh just 4get about sex in ur life,its not for you.
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 9:55am On Jun 24, 2019
ericsmith:
bodaolafans would av advice you to turn gay but obviously you're ladies man buh just 4get about sex in ur life,its not for you.

Abi... But i no fit dey make my fellow man wey get hair for chest dey drill my nyash with cream... No! I cover my nyash with the blood of Jesus. grin
Re: CI by emmydiamon(m): 9:56am On Jun 24, 2019
I think you are destine to be with Funke, why cheating on her?

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Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:06am On Jun 24, 2019
emmydiamon:
I think you are destine to be with Funke, why cheating on her?

Abi bro... Swear say you too no dey cheat... grin
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:11am On Jun 24, 2019
Episode 8

That mood when Asa's Bibanke plays in background.

I then looked at the mirror, i was looking like one agbero guy that bottle was smashed on his head with the way my swollen head and Sandra's mensuration blood on it made it looked like that.

Then i rushed to the Toilet with immediate alacrity and washed my mouth continuously. Brushed my mouth with toothpaste. Went into the kitchen and took the whole salt and pour it inside my mouth.

"You will kill me today! Sandra! Kukuma kill me! I want to die!". I cried out.

"Baeby I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault, because my period is not suppose to flow today. Its supposed to be next tomorrow". She said (sobbing).

"Trailer will jam all your entire family! So you want to use me for ritual abi! No wonder! I have been suspecting that when you brought  cooler of food. Did i tell you i was hungry! Did i (kick Sandra and cried louder). See my bed sheet! See my bed sheet! Who sees you like this will think you are beautiful, not knowing you are a beast! Common Always Sanitary Pad, you can't even afford!"

"Why are you saying all this nah, I said I'm sorry". She said as she covers her face with my pillow and sob.

"How can I get Jik or Hypo now to wash my mouth". I thought.

"Oyah! Pick everything of yours, including that dirty pant that cannot even buy kekenapep not to talk of Benz. Pick everything and use the door. Now!". I  ranted.

"Please i will like to use your Toilet, i want to wash myself". She pleaded.

"In this house! I don't think you're normal. You are drunk! Your brain has sank. You need Rehab. Pick your dirty pant and get out!"

She then sluggishly picked her pants, wore it and wore her trouser on it. And everything feels like nyama! Stinks!.

"please, help me zip my top from the back". She said as she wore her top.

If i slap you! You will be releasing sperm not blood again. Get out my Friend! Oloshi! olo orun! ato ole!

She took her cooler and left as i jam the door behind her and cried furiously.

Why me? Why is all this happening to me? Can't i cheat in peace? Abi is it Funke that Jazz me? Because all this our Yoruba girls i don't trust them at times o. Maybe she have given one baba the contract to spy on me with his 3D screen and burst my tournament all the time. Abi i need to pray before cheating? Haaahoooohuuu! (Crying).

Next Tomorrow is Christmas now, look at my head, Swollen like double of Donjazzy's head. In fact! I no dey cheat again.

That day, i bought Mouth wash, bitter leaf and chewing stick to wash my mouth. But still yet, i wasn't feeling comfortable. I felt irritated as i vomited consecutively.

"Sandra! You will not have peace!. I said in my mind as i brushed.

*********

It's a new day, i was still on bed when i heard shouts from outside.

"Give me my money! I swear i no go leave you! Give me my money! After you fvck me finish, you com dey tell me story. You think say i be mumu abi". I heard.

"Fvck?" I asked myself as i jump off the bed and rushed outside to see what's going on.

Guess what! The noise was from Brah Segun's room. How happy i felt...

That mood when DJ plays Kizzdaniel's peperimpe peperimpepe... Barah Segun! No go dey do pass yourself! In background (Laughs silently).

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Re: CI by emmydiamon(m): 10:46am On Jun 24, 2019
Bodaolawrites:


Abi bro... Swear say you too no dey cheat... grin
i swear since may 26 2016 till today i never sex any girl
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:51am On Jun 24, 2019
grin

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Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 11:52am On Jun 24, 2019
emmydiamon:
i swear since may 26 2016 till today i never sex any girl


You dey bobo me abi... grin That mean say your dick go don shrink nah grin
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 12:12pm On Jun 24, 2019
Thank you 6000 Family. kiss

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Re: CI by legendine(m): 2:16pm On Jun 24, 2019
I believe this ur story is a work of fiction

If not, wat u did to Sandra was really bad

U shouldn't have reacted in that way to her

She brought the food to satisfy u, which she wanted u to satisfy her as well

Afterall, she said she was sorry that she wasn't expecting her flow on that day but u ended up making her feeling very stupid

If she later accept ur apology and still allow u to bleep her, that mean she is very stupid

Nice write up sha, keep it up

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Re: CI by seuncyber(m): 2:24pm On Jun 24, 2019
Feeling the story

Come and update oh
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 2:40pm On Jun 24, 2019
legendine:
I believe this ur story is a work of fiction

If not, wat u did to Sandra was really bad

U shouldn't have reacted in that way to her

She brought the food to satisfy u, which she wanted u to satisfy her as well

Afterall, she said she was sorry that she wasn't expecting her flow on that day but u ended up making her feeling very stupid

If she later accept ur apology and still allow u to bleep her, that mean she is very stupid

Nice write up sha, keep it up

Love this comment.

But bros, you said I was wrong! cry After licking plate cry
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 2:40pm On Jun 24, 2019
seuncyber:
Feeling the story

Come and update oh



Soon come bro! grin
Re: CI by Nobody: 2:49pm On Jun 24, 2019
Na Undilutted zobo ur drink soo, Because sey na Brah Segun keep nepa bill wey make dem cut light that why you still vex for him.
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 2:56pm On Jun 24, 2019
No time! grin grin grin

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Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 2:59pm On Jun 24, 2019
isjames:
Na Undilutted zobo ur drink soo, Because sey na Brah Segun keep nepa bill wey make dem cut light that why you still vex for him.

Before nko... If you know how i hate Brah Segun since then, that i can even donate him to Nafdac to be used to test new drug. grin
Re: CI by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jun 24, 2019
Bodaolawrites:


Before nko... If you know how i hate Brah Segun since then, that i can even donate him to Nafdac to be used to test new drug. grin

Abeg forgive him. Bodaola No delay the next update oo
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 3:14pm On Jun 24, 2019
isjames:


Abeg forgive him. Bodaola No delay the next update oo

I won't bro... Promise cool but if is to forgive Brah Segun, forget it... undecided
Re: CI by emmydiamon(m): 3:40pm On Jun 24, 2019
Bodaolawrites:


Before nko... If you know how i hate Brah Segun since then, that i can even donate him to Nafdac to be used to test new drug. grin
na for sale? Hope en fit produce dollar for yahoo plus?
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 3:49pm On Jun 24, 2019
emmydiamon:
na for sale? Hope en fit produce dollar for yahoo plus?

grin grin grin
Re: CI by legendine(m): 3:54pm On Jun 24, 2019
Bodaolawrites:


Love this comment.

But bros, you said I was wrong! cry After licking plate cry


Know that she didn't force u
U should have declined it politely
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 7:39pm On Jun 24, 2019
legendine:



Know that she didn't force u
U should have declined it politely

No vex bro.... I wnt do that again. cool
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 8:23pm On Jun 24, 2019
If you are reading now, click the Like button. cool

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Re: CI by olaiyatolulope(f): 9:40pm On Jun 24, 2019
Bodaolawrites:
olaiyatolulope i sight you dear cool
nice work bro.
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 9:59pm On Jun 24, 2019
olaiyatolulope:

nice work bro.

Tnx dear.
Re: CI by Ann2012(f): 10:04pm On Jun 24, 2019
Chai, that plate licking ehn cheesy, sorry oooo

Thanks for the update
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:07pm On Jun 24, 2019
Ann2012:
Chai, that plate licking ehn cheesy, sorry oooo

Thanks for the update

Anni baeby.... grin grin grin
Re: CI by reccy(m): 10:41pm On Jun 24, 2019
This is thrilling and I like it
Re: CI by Bodaolawrites(m): 10:50pm On Jun 24, 2019
reccy:
This is thrilling and I like it

Thanks man... More update soon come.
Re: CI by Nobody: 10:57pm On Jun 24, 2019
Bodaolafans:
If you are enjoying this piece spiritually lemme hear you say yeeehyeeeh! (in wizkid's voice) grin

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