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When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by nendiafrica: 8:44pm On Jun 22, 2019
WHEN MOST AFRICAN LEADERS LOSE A PARENT
Posted on April 25, 2019

“Herlind Kasner, the mother of Angela Merkel, has died,” the spokesman said.

She was a former Latin and English teacher likely died earlier this month at the age of 90.

Herlind Kasner was married to a pastor Horst Kasner, a pastor who died in 2011.

The German Chancellor born in Hamburg in 1954, headed to the European Union summit on Brexit in Brussels.

Here is ours!

What happens when some African leaders loose parents?

Set up burial committee made up of the best funeral planners within and outside the country.
He/She may cancel most meetings on account of the parent’s death.
Governance may stop.
He may work from home. Yes from home!
Sycophants will take over the newspapers, dishing out obituary publications, in praise of the dead.
Airwave litters with sympathy to the leader from contractors and potential contractors.
Various aso-ebi (uniforms) will emerge for the funeral.
Contracts will be awarded for plates, canopies, spoons, basmati rice, cows, etc.
Souvenirs like the latest iPhone, Rolex wrist watches et al, will be imported and customized.
Roads to the village of the deceased will be constructed and street lights installed before the event.
Public Holiday may be declared in the State or Local government.
Schools will shut down during the burial.
Dignitaries from all over will be invited.
Half of the entire securities will be deployed during the burial. Robbers and bandits will feast elsewhere as they know securities is skeletal.
Golden caskets will be used for the burial
Late Mama or Papa’s remembrance will hold yearly with half of the resources used for the burial.

https://nendiafrica.com/angela-merkel-loses-mom-vs-when-most-african-leaders-lose-a-parent/

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Re: When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by respect80(m): 8:56pm On Jun 22, 2019
nendiafrica:
WHEN MOST AFRICAN LEADERS LOSE A PARENT
Posted on April 25, 2019

“Herlind Kasner, the mother of Angela Merkel, has died,” the spokesman said.

She was a former Latin and English teacher likely died earlier this month at the age of 90.

Herlind Kasner was married to a pastor Horst Kasner, a pastor who died in 2011.

The German Chancellor born in Hamburg in 1954, headed to the European Union summit on Brexit in Brussels.

Here is ours!

What happens when some African leaders loose parents?

Set up burial committee made up of the best funeral planners within and outside the country.
He/She may cancel most meetings on account of the parent’s death.
Governance may stop.
He may work from home. Yes from home!
Sycophants will take over the newspapers, dishing out obituary publications, in praise of the dead.
Airwave litters with sympathy to the leader from contractors and potential contractors.
Various aso-ebi (uniforms) will emerge for the funeral.
Contracts will be awarded for plates, canopies, spoons, basmati rice, cows, etc.
Souvenirs like the latest iPhone, Rolex wrist watches et al, will be imported and customized.
Roads to the village of the deceased will be constructed and street lights installed before the event.
Public Holiday may be declared in the State or Local government.
Schools will shut down during the burial.
Dignitaries from all over will be invited.
Half of the entire securities will be deployed during the burial. Robbers and bandits will feast elsewhere as they know securities is skeletal.
Golden caskets will be used for the burial
Late Mama or Papa’s remembrance will hold yearly with half of the resources used for the burial.

https://nendiafrica.com/angela-merkel-loses-mom-vs-when-most-african-leaders-lose-a-parent/


Competent doctors would be absent from hospitals, public roads would be blocked, una go enjoy NEPA small (especially in the east), beer go suffer etc.....

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Re: When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by Mustay(m): 8:43am On Jun 23, 2019
You are trying to make a point but taking the wrong approach. You forget that there is something called customs and traditions. Different cultures have good and bad in them and it is when you realise this that you will know how to look at life from a different perspective. Those who eat their dead are typing...

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Re: When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by JubrinElSudan: 9:09am On Jun 23, 2019
The Moslems that bury their dead immediately nko? Are they non-Africans too? Nonsense and Nendiafrica

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Re: When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by nendiafrica: 9:53am On Jun 23, 2019
Hi Jubrin the original topic is actually most not all Africans. But don’t forget Muslims do some form of socials days after burial.
Re: When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by Nobody: 11:38am On Jun 23, 2019
Mustay:
You are trying to make a point but taking the wrong approach. You forget that there is something called customs and traditions. Different cultures have good and bad in them and it is when you realise this that you will know how to look at life from a different perspective. Those who eat their dead are typing...

pls thank you..funny how some black people wants us to be white

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Re: When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by damtan(m): 11:58am On Jun 23, 2019
Not funny. I can't make any sense from this
Re: When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by livebyday(m): 1:47pm On Jun 23, 2019
nendiafrica:
WHEN MOST AFRICAN LEADERS LOSE A PARENT
Posted on April 25, 2019

“Herlind Kasner, the mother of Angela Merkel, has died,” the spokesman said.

She was a former Latin and English teacher likely died earlier this month at the age of 90.

Herlind Kasner was married to a pastor Horst Kasner, a pastor who died in 2011.

The German Chancellor born in Hamburg in 1954, headed to the European Union summit on Brexit in Brussels.

Here is ours!

What happens when some African leaders loose parents?

Set up burial committee made up of the best funeral planners within and outside the country.
He/She may cancel most meetings on account of the parent’s death.
Governance may stop.
He may work from home. Yes from home!
Sycophants will take over the newspapers, dishing out obituary publications, in praise of the dead.
Airwave litters with sympathy to the leader from contractors and potential contractors.
Various aso-ebi (uniforms) will emerge for the funeral.
Contracts will be awarded for plates, canopies, spoons, basmati rice, cows, etc.
Souvenirs like the latest iPhone, Rolex wrist watches et al, will be imported and customized.
Roads to the village of the deceased will be constructed and street lights installed before the event.
Public Holiday may be declared in the State or Local government.
Schools will shut down during the burial.
Dignitaries from all over will be invited.
Half of the entire securities will be deployed during the burial. Robbers and bandits will feast elsewhere as they know securities is skeletal.
Golden caskets will be used for the burial
Late Mama or Papa’s remembrance will hold yearly with half of the resources used for the burial.

https://nendiafrica.com/angela-merkel-loses-mom-vs-when-most-african-leaders-lose-a-parent/


grin

True to a very large extent
Re: When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by patroit001(m): 1:55pm On Jun 23, 2019
Before you question the morality or immorality (as the case may be) of someone's action or inaction (as the case may be), first find out the factor that influences such decision or better put yourself in the person's shoes.
Simply put the OP is a joking.
Re: When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by 40secondsMan: 3:35pm On Jun 23, 2019
I tried so much to see dis post as oa joke and squeeze out a little laughter.


But somehow everything u wrote up there just sounded so dumb...I just wasted 40seconds of my short life typing dis reply

Op, ur an Asswipe!

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Re: When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by etrange: 4:10pm On Jun 23, 2019
Trash
Re: When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by ruggedtimi(m): 6:49pm On Jun 23, 2019
All the A list pastors will pray on the burial day

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