Sank you, sank you, my pellow Naijurians por ze goodwill messages.

I want to sank you por not boting por me as fresident of ze Pederal
Refublic of Naijuria. But I received ze most imfortant botes prom
Fresident Obasanjo and INEC. Zis is why I have now been declared ze
winner
of ze elections and ze fresident-elect of ze Pederal Refublic of
Naijuria.
Nagode to Obasanjo and nagode to INEC, for zia beri beri imfortant
suffort.

Ze pirst task of my new gwament is to fray por feace and stability in
Naijuria. I will now ask all ze depeated fresidential candidates to join
me in a gwament of national unity. So I will bring back my priends like
Atiku, General Babangida and Buhari into my new gwament.

I sink Atiku will be good as ze new head of ze EFCC. Fresident Obasanjo
should not worry about my gwament frobing him, gaskiya, at least until
apter May 29. Babangida will be ze new minister por pinance, and Buhari
will be in charge of ze ministry of War Against Indiscifline.

My fiful, ze task bepore us is a great one, walahi talahi. I don't know
where to start, but I want to ashuwa you zat I will act in consultation
with all ze emirs and imams.

I am now going to Germany por treatment por exhaustion prom making zis
sfeech. I shall be back por ze swearing in ceremony, insha Allahu.

One Nigeria , one Fee-Di-Fee, Fower to ze fiful.

Umaru Yar'Adua

Sexlover, you are Mad!

But that was funny!

Razor, u r really so beautiful. U got lovely a lovely set of teeth & smile

i don die ooooooo
sexlover i de with you
a nice one just keep it up!!!

i don die ooooooo
sexlover i de with you
a nice one just keep it up!!!

as for razor, i hope your people are not trying to turn this forum to something else

is all about exchanging phone number

you like the idea?