Because they are scared brownsilk would steal their thingy away.


Why don't girls hold their trousers (in between their legs)?

cus they are parly with brownsilk and they brownsilk wont be able to steal their thing away.


Why do we have legs?

for guys: to keep the miserable dangling thingy from falling

for gurls: to simply walk majestically,

why do guys sit with legs wide open

so chics can admire our dick






y do we have to work?

cos we do not have to work


is it true that the guys always open their legs when sitting down because they don't pollute the air unlike the girls?

No thats not true, guys open their leg in other to learn how to ride a horse.


Why do ladies say YES when they actually mean No?

do i have to tell u all the answers? olodo!!!!!!!!!!


anyway does anyone know the answer?

yes.
they say "yes" when they don't mean it just to create backup.



how true is that?

Not so true, they only say 'yes' when they thought you said "shoprite has hot new stuffs for females, would you like to go see them?"



Why do guys want to f**k fine looking girls when girls only want to pose with fine looking guys?

Cus fine looking girls are for f**k and fine looking guys are for pose.


Who tell u there are fine looking girls?

there are no fine looking girls,its just the perception of different pple,thats y some girls argue they aremore fine than Agbani Darego and now everybody wants to be a queen.


y is it that girls never seem to make up their minds?

cos they have to make up their hair.


where are the girls, and y are u guys yabbing them

we r rite here watching u guys fool urselves.

y do guys fool themselves

Cus fool is another way of saying plenty, so guy are plentiful than ladies.



Who tell u guys fool themselves?

u just did.

y is nairaland not protected from fools like some guys

hehehe & Idiots like U

whats the question jay?

I believe the question is whats your business?



How do men fall out of love?

by falling in lust



Why are Nigerian presidents dullards?

beacuse they went to the best schools in the world



why are you online at this time?

Cos i don pinish my hom work
o do be do be do?

only nuts post that.

why are some pple nutty?

Because they can't think of anything else to be



Why do girls like attacking guys' personalities?

Your name was furnace, she got you mellow(ed)



why do we have to pay a price for something?

remove the p and u have ur best food

remove r next and you get iced for not paying.

Why do pple want to steal things?

Bcause you always send them



Why is sex so sweet?

bcause u r peverted 2 ask that here


y is it soo hot, today!?

maybe u're on heat!


y is Nigeria most populated country in world?

because it's not

y is it Saturday?

b'cos on sunday, u'll remember u sat all day



Y did u join nairaland?