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do u want u want to murder someone





why do u ask such a stupid question

cos u gave a stupid answer.


is it true that, if your parents never had children, their are chances you won't either?

yes 100% true cus ur parents are the manufacturer and creator of children since they dont have, they wont allow u to have too.


Do u thing childbearing is important?

No, but childmultiplication is important


If you dont bear a child? where do you think silly will get a babe to "fire" ?

in the zoo.

Why are u a sillyboy?

Cos my pastor at my naming ceremony named me that!


Can I have you YIM? (mcube)

sure. mcube2k2@yahoo.com.


where ave u been all this while?

Thanks. I've always bn around, it's you I should be asking that.



Why are you so quiet?

Cus quietness is the highest order in heaven.


Why are u lousy?

cos u are the lousy one.


Why is 1 + 1 = 2 ?

so that 2 can tango.



Why is 5 b4 6?

because 6 has to come after 5.


y was eve deceived first instead of adam

because its meant for a stupid person

why didn't the last poster ask any question?

Cus he lacks question sense.


Why don't u ask on the person's behalf?

i ain't nobody's ass kisser
why are majority of nairalanders troublesome?

cos they wanna prove a point

y is it that some artistes in naija dont make sense in their songs?

they think it's by force

y didn't u ask a question?

ma server is slow
why are guys better in math?

only wen it comes to counting their girlfriends.

why are girls smart?

it has been empirically proven that girls are duncesbut think they are sooooo smart.

y does shit happen just when u think u won?

u prolly counted ur chickens b4 they hatched
@topic,y do i get the feelin ur a chauvinist?

becos u are related to him

why must we eat?

try starvin urself n u'll kno y
how im i related to him?

because ur his enemy!

We all know ladies hate us, but pls give 3 reasons y they still marry us?

u r his enemy not me
@topic,im not dat jobless
why do some guys think 2 much of themselves?

Naija gal. ur response was quite harsh, Topic says question - wrong answer.
More so my question was meant to be a joke. lets play,
Answer; cos a lady needs a jaguar in d garage (2) a tiger in her bed (3)& a donkey to pay d bills

Back @topic. Cos they spend more from their pocket.


y do some ladies fink 2 much of themselves

because they are too much

y r u here?

cos ur here

y do we have names?

so that ur gbese can be directly linked to you.


how come we humans always adapt to new situations?