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I like pink so much that my driver's license has PINKSON on it as my name.


What word rhymes with pink?

Book


or what do u think?

i think you are wrong


MORE JOKES

BIRTHDAY PRESENT: a wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

they arrive at the club and the doorman says, "hey, dave! how ya doing?". his wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "oh, no," says dave, "he's on my bowing team."

when they are seated, a waitress asks dave if he's like his usual and brings over a budweiser. his wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "how did she know that you drink budweiser?" "she's in the ladies' bowing league, honey. we share lanes with them"

a stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around dave, and says "hi davey, big boy?" dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. he tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. she is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

the cabby turns his head and says, "looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, dave."



now the question is: do you think dave is a regular in that strip club?

NO! he was just unlucky that night.


WERE U TRYING TO SHARE A RECENT EXPERIENCE?

did you ask about food?





are you female?

If u are, then count me in


are u human?

aliens are from Pluto






where did you go?

I went to london to see the queen.

why do you cares?

because i don't know how not to 


How did d queen look like?

50 cent



are you black?

no-mongolian


are you female?

Male



can you talk?

nope -- just blabla n one other word, i don't remember

can u?

i can spell


how far can you walk?

i can kiss for 10hrs




do u shit

can you swim?

i can sing




can i dive

nope

can u?

yes i can fly



can you slap?

nope, i can only swing my hands 2 ur face n leave 5 marks

can u?

i can kick more that jet li and jackie chan put together


can you skip?

mukina2:
i can kick more that jet li and jackie chan put together

N i used to think i could kick!


@topic : skip? oh, that jump rope thing? --- nope, never tried it


what is d name of ur planet?

Libra






what year is this?

mukina2:
what year is this?

hmmn-- i know this one! -- my teacher mentioned it once! --- um-- 1954??

how is that??

very cool






what time is it sef?

time?  hmmmn 6 in d morning -- _{yawns -- gat 2 go have break fast n wake everyone else up, I wonder y they r still sleeping -- thanks 4 reminding me  - ur a really good friend}

or what time do u think it is?

Tuesday after Wednesday






what day is it today?

the day is TO--day

do you want another day to be today?

uh next week





why doesn it get dark at night?

so we can makelove, and have offsprings.

why are you afraid of nights?

cos robbers give out their loot @ night,

why i'm i replyin?