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It is an answer in the making

Objection, I came to be a John the Baptist to the beautiful ones on the way, u need to see me

Why are u not among the beautiful ones

gaburiel:
It is an answer in the making

Objection, I came to be a John the Baptist to the beautiful ones on the way, u need to see me

Why are u not among the beautiful ones

no thank u -- i don't think seeing u would change ur looks.

gaburiel:
Why are u not among the beautiful ones

that question was 4 urself right?, iight

No, we are the ones to give birth to the beautiful ones, it is coded

Would the beautiful ones fly down from heaven

No they can't fly down from heaven they can only swim up from the red sea.


Which is more safer for the beautiful ones, to fly down from heaven or swim up from the red sea?

To stay in my bed.


Are you my love?

na-wa looks like a horrow film



Is mcobe based in the village?

yes he be original village boy

why do girls like me!

Gurls don't like u, u just go around with ur head high n see a big deal of urself thats y u think gurls like u

Why would u think any gurl would like u

because you asnwered his question.


What makes a girl a girl?

because we are made from your rib bone.

how long is you pole?

as long as u like it to be?

whats the meaning of that?

that pole you like in you at night! . . . . . that makes u scream for some more



what sound do u make if you are taking your "pole"? mooooo like cow or meew like cat?

Na wetin dey do una self??

so u no knw say u suppose ans 1st b4 questioning?


Did you go to any school at all?

i wasn't gonna flow along, with that as a question.

i went to that same school u went to.
that would be if u did go to school-- so did u?

I guess he did

so if he didn't go to school then u also didn't??-- (lol!)

No, I went to "je-ile-sinmi"


Will you marry me this coming weekend?

if u give me a year to think about it


why are u Nigerian?

because uve not posted ur pix while having shower!

will u d that now?

She showed it to me alone


Why do you like seeing nude girls?

because the sight of a nude girl pisses me of

Would you like to see the picture of a nude girl?

seeing one will make me throw up?

should we bath naked?

Definately not!

Do they have a queen in England?

yh i was about to ask that aswell

is tupac alive?

Yes. tupac is alive in naija, he was relocated to Ajegunle for security reasons!

Y does lagbaja cover his face?

afraid of tribal marks haters

why do we have jolomi?

And what the heck is "jolomi"?. . . . . is it what am thinking?




Do you like "jolomi" in your "kolo"?

OH!!!!!! its so sumptuous, delicious, ulalacious


do want "kolo" for ur "jolomi"?

Yeah! I wouldn't mind a "kolo" for my "jolomi", it's just that my "jolomi" prefers yellow "kolo"



Do you have yellow "kolo"

Yes under your wordrobe in your innerchamber.


why does the name Vera[b]cious[/b] sound like deli[b]cious[/b] and ulala[b]cious[/b]?

Because it is contagi[b]ous[/b] and ridicul[b]ous[/b]! But acts sexyloc[b]ious[/b] and danger[b]ous[/b].


Did you "fire" yesterday?