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TAKE THE LEAD TO ANSWER AND WE WOULD FOLLOW SUIT.





was or is it IS rubie among those that drinks gulder

She's a specialist in Heineken








Why do girls love Teddy Bear Dolls

fck is when you are u are doing it with a spoon.

why are women always making up

cos they are ugly, makeup- cheap facial treatment

why is yaradua look so sickly?

a condition that makes women lazy




were u born after or before a prenancy?

I WAS BORN DURING A SEX


why is yaradua look so sickly?

[/quote]@GIBSON,IS THIS GAME ABOUT POOR ENGLISH?[quote author=gidson12 link=topic=52764.msg1492777#msg1492777 date=1189703365]because they are ugly, makeup- cheap facial treatment

I DONT KNOW


ABI MAKE WE DEY INTRODUCING POOR ENGLISH ERE NI?

BECAUSE HE SUCCEEDED A MONKEY



WHO WAS THE LAST OCCUPANT OF ASO ROCK VILLA?

NO WAY 4 THAT



IS THERE A WAY IN THE DEEP PURPLE SEA

no, its through the deep blue sea!!!



have you not heard that the only way is between the devil and the deep blue sea?

I JUS HEARD ITS BETWN OBJ N D SHALLOW OTA FARM


DO U LIKE OBJECTIVE QUESTIONS WHILE U FARMING??

NO I PREFER THEM WHILE SMOKING


WHERE @NA WA or RUBIE DEY??

tommyex:
NO I PREFER THEM WHILE SMOKING


WHERE @NA WA or RUBIE DEY??

I was here but didn't find you or na wa.


Why can't we plant mango and reap apples?

BECAUSE THE EARTH IS MADE OF THORNS



WHY DO WE HAVE TO COOK FOOD TO EAT IT?

If the food does not go through hell, we would not know what heaven looks like.


If I stand in the middle of the road, where am I?

you are at the X-SPOT


do you know where the X-SPOT is located?

It was you who stole the X box.



How you dey?

so cooool love.


can i dedicate a song to you?

?uoy ot gnos a etacided i nac


What movie did I star in?

the queen of reversal (part 2)


you are truly a star. aren't you?

The sun shines brighter and burns faster.



Can you carry your wife's pregnancy?

no. my maid can take care of that


why do people employ maids?

They think they are spare tires.



If Baba Iyabo invites you to Ota, would you go?

sure, only if his bros and sist are not there with him. cos i'm afraid of monkeys


what about you, will you go?

Me ke


Do you want him to think I am one of those bananas on the trees?

nooo, i don't want him to think you are his sister either.


do you know i was just joking?

The rain was jumping.



Didn't you see it?

No, but I can hear it.



Do you fart at all?

No, because am slim.



what do you hope to acieve in the next five years?

wives, three wives


what do you hope to achieve in the next two years?

Ajala was my last landlord/




If my manager is a man, what would his wife be?

a swinging monkey!




how do you cook egusi soup?