I LL COOK DINNER AFTER I WATCH D BEATIN OUT GIRLS R GETTN FROM USA


WHY DO U EAT FROM VIA NOSE??

Why do u eat via ur nose

The food is not ready.


How come you are replying and you are off line at the same time?

Because he's system uses charcoal!



Do you know your name sound like rudie?

ouch i feel like wee wee ing.




Does that sound correct, silly? _{i wonder where you have bin all day.}

It sounds sillyly wrong(if d english is correct),It should be wee weeed i want 2


Why dont we pollute d air in public(like jus drop it when answering ur boss)

because you will never try it again once you do it





Why cant someone finish off this thread??

cos the end is blur


why is the cloud above everything

Because it is lighter than everything





what do girls use mirror for every time

beauty is under-rated



what colour are my eyes?

the colour of your eyes is red because u do that thing



Hw many do u take a day?

taking tablet is not so good when you are ok !!





if you are banned from NL, what will you do ??

Go to court like Buhari


If they share food n it finishes at ur turn; wat wuld u do?

Fart in the air so they get to vomit all they have eating.




does my fart smells?

Am sure you smell as well





if you hammer 1 million dollars, what would you buy first??

Toyota RAV-4.




If you want to quote someone on nairaland how do you go about it?

write it on a piece of paper, then read it out and record it on your recorder





what do you do when you feel insulted ??

. . . . . . Tell my mummy




do You like Veracious' fart?

of course i watched the match between falcons and USA.








WHAT DO YOU THINK IS WRONG WITH NIGERIA CAF?

CAF NEEDS A CAP





WAS OBASANJO CORRUPT

Currupt? he was the best we could ever have to move Nigeria to the level we are now.






can somebody pls tell me where saddam hussein was buried?

VARACIOUS IS DEAD WHY

Thank your God you said VARACIOUS and not VERACIOUS.




can somebody pls tell this dumb head to get out of this tread if he doesnt know how to read and ask reasonable question? _{theffanyi,you must be a very inresponsible boy}.

[ VERA] veracious is leaving today to die TOMMOROW

Veracious n Mishoo UNA FUNNY OO.

LAMIDEBB just scroll down when u wana reply a post n by each person u ll see "insert quote" on the upper right hand,click on this n Voila u der bb

No she is living today to eat Garri in the morning



How do we put garri into the NOSE??

put 2 straws into your nostrils and get a plate of garri in front of you. Then put other end of the straws into the plate of gari, then inhale ??




Who is the most successful Nigerian in diaspora ?>?

C'est Moi!!! Of course.




Why do we get angry?

its easy the deadones.



why are u still alife

Because your father the Devil lost the battle once again in my life.





do you know that greater is he that is in me than he that is in you theffanyi?

i wonder oo



why cant naija have prison break

because SOME OF THEM CHOOSE TO HAPPILY REMAIN IN SATAN'S GRIP HEADING FOR DISTRUCTION EYES OPEN.





DO YOU WHY SOME PEOPLE WANT TO BE DOOMED FOR EVER?

Hate the game, not the players





Why is shit just around the corner ??