1): *Do you remember when you were small and thought that the moon was following you? That's where your stupidity started.* 

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2): Burna Boy is Not a Boy
Wizkid is Not a Kid 
Tekno is Not a phone � 
Simi is Not a sim �
Add yours Don't spoil d fun

[3] : My lips are shaking. I swear someone is busy kissing my Profile Picture��... Who loves me like this?, 
Please show your self in physical..

4) I just finished smoking weed with a
dictionary paper
Ah feel so flotonorous, squrerel, defimatelygatio
us and slituazanaonism��

5): *Dear God,*
*what ever Bill Gate and Dangote said when they prayed�, I say the same too AMEN*
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[6): The group is full and my future wife family people are disturbing me to join���


[7): Its not like am complaining oo, but you see this adulthood ehh, they did not explain it to us very well 

I swear♨
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[: Boy :it’s over ❌❌

Girl: but you said it’s only death who can do us apart ��

Boy : yes I didn’t specify who’s death ... my grandmother died so it’s over ����


[9): If you are happy in your relationship � even mine started like that �


[10): Girls with one boyfriend. You've a special place in paradise ���


[11): Hey Guys � � Don't Marry A Lady Who Can't Sweep Your Room With Her Toothbrush ���...


[12): All the churches⛪ near fuel⛽ stations that keep shouting �"fire,fire,fire"� hope you know God answers prayers!!! ����


14): *Girls who braid at de road side pls close yr legs,a car nearly knocked me today*��

[15): The lady I'm crushing posted in the group saying she like thick tall men with cars. Lemme just give my life to Christ ��


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