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Word Manipulation ,dry Jokes (drokes) by Dizzy001(m): 2:26pm On Oct 10, 2010
WARNING,
KEEP ALL PRECIOUS ITEMS AND SHARP OBJECTS AWAY THE DRYNESS OF THIS WILL MAKE YOU VEX



Let the droking begin

Wats d time - Wats d curry

Guy How far , Reply: 5 inches far or get a tape rule, so i can measure how far

wats up , Reply: Wats down, or the sky(if outside) or the ceiling(if inside)

Are you serious? , Reply: No i'm drious

mama G - Dada H

Mosquito - Mos'padlock'finger

eldee - em'ee

Gorilla - Come'rill'him

Hennessey - Cock'e'look

A kidnapper is a kid that likes napping

Independence - Out'e'biro'dence

First Bank, where is last bank

Congratulation - Maize'g'ta'3'lation

MTN - M'COFEE'N

Internet - Outer'bars

Kaduna - Bus'do'na

naija - 9 dey jaaa

ABC Transport , Where is xyz Transport

Niaraland.com - KoboRiver.go

tosin - Fingers'out

investigate - Out'ves'coffee'door

etisalat - e'coffee'coleslaw



There Are tons of them, about 853 that my class wrote in a book but, the book is missing so this r some i can remember nd dat i formed wink
Re: Word Manipulation ,dry Jokes (drokes) by makajibbz(m): 2:55pm On Oct 10, 2010
Dizzy001:

Mosquito - Mos'padlock'finger

grin grin grin clazzic
Re: Word Manipulation ,dry Jokes (drokes) by Dizzy001(m): 3:54pm On Oct 10, 2010
another one

barbecue - A Que of barbers
Re: Word Manipulation ,dry Jokes (drokes) by makajibbz(m): 4:07pm On Oct 10, 2010
undecided undecided
Re: Word Manipulation ,dry Jokes (drokes) by kevoh(m): 4:30pm On Oct 10, 2010
This is not dry it's actually funny!
Re: Word Manipulation ,dry Jokes (drokes) by EfemenaXY: 4:40pm On Oct 10, 2010
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!


warra silly thread angry angry angry

I fail to see the joke (if any!)
Re: Word Manipulation ,dry Jokes (drokes) by Dolemite(f): 6:03pm On Oct 10, 2010
Kidnapper - kid that loves napping. . . grin grin
Re: Word Manipulation ,dry Jokes (drokes) by Vic2k3(m): 6:09pm On Oct 10, 2010
Very very boring. U need to upgrade
Re: Word Manipulation ,dry Jokes (drokes) by sledge406: 11:00pm On Oct 10, 2010
I pray you never recover that book angry. . .Useless! angry
Re: Word Manipulation ,dry Jokes (drokes) by Mobinga: 4:51am On Oct 11, 2010
Hahahahhaha Haters!!! grin grin grin

I loff the drokes
Re: Word Manipulation ,dry Jokes (drokes) by Dizzy001(m): 6:13am On Oct 11, 2010
cornflakes - yamflakes
golden morn - silver night

why did the boy carry a ladder to watch t.v?
ANSWER: It was HI-TV

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