who can really think should answer these

How can you physically
stand behind your
friend as he physically
stands behind you?

The leaves are on the
fruit,
The fruits is on the
leaves.
What is it?


There are 2 cops
parked along a one-way
street looking for
traffic violations. They
spot a taxi driver going
in the wrong direction,
yet they do nothing.
Why?

<yawns>

dunno man

tell us pls

airbender:

How can you physically
stand behind your
friend as he physically
stands behind you?

You are facing south while he is facing north, east or west? that is you are both standing back to back? am I correct?

airbender:

There are 2 cops
parked along a one-way
street looking for
traffic violations. They
spot a taxi driver going
in the wrong direction,
yet they do nothing.
Why?

The taxi driver is on foot? walking to his taxi? maybe he went to get some coffee or something, am I correct?

I have no answer for the second one, but I can think of something it could be.

Ah dolemite!!

you've given me an idea for the 1st riddle!!

@Poster - only way I can physically stand behind my friend as he physically stands behind me is if I'm at the North Pole!!

Right??

First one- shadow

second one- sorry very difficult

3rd one- cos a one way lane has no wrong direction

Sighs

@dolemite u really can think u got 1 and 3
what bout 2

airbender:

who can really think should answer these


The leaves are on the
fruit,
The fruits is on the
leaves.
What is it?

Is it Pineapple?

yeah a pineapple @eyah now try these

Farmer Brown came to
town with some
watermelons. He sold
half of them plus half a
melon, and found that
he had one whole melon
left. How many melons
did he take to town?

The more there is the
less you see.

The Pope has it but he
does not use it. Your
father has it but your
mother uses it. Nuns do
not need it. Your lady
friend's husband has it
and she uses it. What is
it?

2 and half melons and 4 the second men private part

Danja4sure:

2 and half melons and 4 the second men private part

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

Yay I got it, where's my prize?

The Pope has it but he
does not use it. Your
father has it but your
mother uses it. Nuns do
not need it. Your lady
friend's husband has it
and she uses it. What is
it?

SURNAME

farmer went to the market with 3 melons. Sold half(1 and half) and half a melon(making 2) . So he has 1 left

More there is the less u see. Ans: Darkness, distance

3 GBOSA 4 THOSE WHO GOT IT
GBOSA! GBOSA!! GBOSA!!!
test ur I.Q again

I am the center of
gravity, hold a capital
situation in Vienna, and
as I am foremost in
every victory, am allowed by all to be
invaluable. Though I am
invisible, I am clearly
seen in the midst of a
river. I could name
three who are in love
with me and have three
associates in vice. It is
vain that you seek me
for I have long been in
heaven yet even now lie
embalmed in the grave.
What am I?

Two cops walked into a
room with no windows
and found a dead man
who obviously hung
himself from the
ceiling, though they
couldn't figure out how.
There was no chair
beneath him that he
might have jumped off
of, or a table. Just a
puddle of water. How'd
he do it?

As I went across the
bridge, I met a man with
a load of wood which
was neither straight
nor crooked. What kind
of wood was it?

airbender:

yeah a pineapple @eyah now try these

Farmer Brown came to
town with some
watermelons. He sold
half of them plus half a
melon, and found that
he had one whole melon
left. How many melons
did he take to town?

No. of melons he take = Sales + Melon on hand

Sales = 2 x 1 (melon on hand), so 2 melons were sold.

No. of melons he take = 2 +1 = 3

airbender:

test your I.Q again

Two cops walked into a
room with no windows
and found a dead man
who obviously hung
himself from the
ceiling, though they
couldn't figure out how.
There was no chair
beneath him that he
might have jumped off
of, or a table. Just a
puddle of water. How'd
he do it?

He jumpd off an ice block which melted b4 d cops arrived. (Too much tv d wory me)

md4real:

He jumpd off an ice block which melted b4 d cops arrived. (Too much tv d wory me)

u got it!
wat bout the others

@ airbender,
studio and vic no go branch here so we no go see how shallow their brain dey , i like those first three riddles, keep it up men i go dey stay tuned for more

typical yoruba man and him way of reasoning.

mtchew

airbender:

Farmer Brown came to
town with some
watermelons. He sold
half of them plus half a
melon, and found that
he had one whole melon
left. How many melons
did he take to town?

He came with 2 watermelons and sold half (i.e 1 in halves). 2 - 1 = 1 (which he eventually had left)

airbender:

I am the center of
gravity, hold a capital
situation in Vienna, and
as I am foremost in
every victory, am allowed by all to be
invaluable. Though I am
invisible, I am clearly
seen in the midst of a
river. I could name
three who are in love
with me and have three
associates in vice. It is
vain that you seek me
for I have long been in
heaven yet even now lie
embalmed in the grave.
What am I?

LIFE

airbender:

As I went across the
bridge, I met a man with
a load of wood which
was neither straight
nor crooked. What kind
of wood was it?

Saw dust or Wood shaving

Guess someone beat me to answering that of ICEBLOCK cos dat's for certain

. [size=14pt] KDK U MUST BE BLIND. COS U DIDN'T SEE MA LAST ANSWER AND I WAS RIGHT CRACKPOT . [/size]

@sledge406 u are right bout SAWDUST but sum1 had already anser the ICEBLOCK what is left is the 1ST ONE

Airbender, I gave answeres to 3 questions, so which of the top 2 are incorrect?

@406 the answer u gave is correct apart from LIFE

@VIC23 think again man

@ vic, i still dey watch u,just prove me wrong. Where is dat studio sef?

I think CENTER OF GRAVITY riddle is hard 4 u guys
should i say the answer?

Obviously, the center of gravity is letter[b] V.[/b]