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| I Am Coming by MizCutie(f): 8:32pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
Little Johnny's teacher noticed that he was sporting a black eye. She asked him what happened. He replied, "Ma'am, you remember I told you how I sleep on the floor next to my parent's bed? Well, last night, my dad asked me if I was still awake, I said yes and then he punched me in the face". "Ok, Johnny", the teacher replied, trying to help, "the next time your dad asks you if you're still awake, don't answer, just lay still and pretend to be asleep." All went well, until a few weeks later, Little Johnny came to class with another black eye. The teacher asked him why he didn't follow her advice. Johnny explained, "Ma'am, I tried to, when dad asked me if I was awake, I kept quiet and lay really still, and pretended to be asleep, but then Dad said 'I'm coming', and Mom said 'I'm coming too', and I didn't want them to go anywhere without me, so I shouted, 'Let me just put on my slippers, I'm coming too!' and that's when I got punched in the face."  |
| Re: I Am Coming by Dyt(f): 8:42pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
Chuckles twice |
| Re: I Am Coming by Nobody: 8:44pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
lol |
| Re: I Am Coming by StudioCFR(m): 8:55pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
Where is the joke? |
| Re: I Am Coming by Phate07(m): 9:02pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
| lmao! Poor Johnny wanted to 'come' with his papa. |
| Re: I Am Coming by adagz01(m): 9:19pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
I loff it i'm also comin |
| Re: I Am Coming by adagz01(m): 9:21pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
I loff it i'm also comin |
| Re: I Am Coming by StudioCFR(m): 9:30pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
*Shakes head in pity* |
| Re: I Am Coming by adagz01(m): 10:09pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
Sorry |
| Re: I Am Coming by StudioCFR(m): 10:19pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
Tell that to the birds in the sky |
| Re: I Am Coming by Vic2k3(m): 10:42pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
Poster i'm cuming o  |
| Re: I Am Coming by chibaby5(f): 10:46pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
 I luvz it! poor likkle bwoi |
| Re: I Am Coming by KDK(m): 1:03pm On Oct 12, 2010 |
@Poster, Plz,Can I come?  I need to come urgently unless u want it 2 congeal. |
| Re: I Am Coming by angelz(f): 1:52pm On Oct 12, 2010 |
| ok |
| Re: I Am Coming by Kunbee: 10:59pm On Oct 13, 2010 |
Stale one |
| Re: I Am Coming by KDK(m): 11:21pm On Oct 13, 2010 |
K baby, u don find me reach here? |
| Re: I Am Coming by Kunbee: 11:33pm On Oct 13, 2010 |
Ehn i was never looking for you  |
| Re: I Am Coming by jamace(m): 7:58pm On Oct 16, 2010 |
Little Johny go kill person o |
| Re: I Am Coming by EfemenaXY: 9:18pm On Oct 16, 2010 |
I don tire to see all these little Jonny jokes!!  warra 'bout teenage Jonny Old Jonny or berra still - No Jonny??  |
| Re: I Am Coming by jamace(m): 10:20am On Oct 17, 2010 |
^^^ Where ya own jokes, Madam teacher?  |
| Re: I Am Coming by Kunbee: 10:34pm On Oct 17, 2010 |
Ugly makaka |
| Re: I Am Coming by VALIDATOR: 5:14pm On Oct 18, 2010 |
lol |
| Re: I Am Coming by Kunbee: 12:28am On Oct 19, 2010 |
That your response is invalid o, validator |
| Re: I Am Coming by Lolajoy(f): 8:23am On Oct 19, 2010 |
Na wa oh!!! |
| Re: I Am Coming by Osama10(m): 4:36am On Oct 22, 2010 |
Yes now the boy was correct now. |
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