One day a child asked her mother and said mummy which day are you finally going to God ? and his mother shouted why you want me dead ? and the child said to his mother,that mummy but i heard you everytime when my father was on top of you beating you with his stomach and you lifted your two legs in the air shouted at the top of your voice, that oh my God ! am coming.

Bad childs

nonsense joke!

roflmao

wetin dey funny that one?

merix

Sorry i forgot to put 18+

oh my God, i almost come sha

Tyty u no well

meekas, go learn literature and writting.

@Professor BEN10
Teach me na

I will get there . . .nothing gives me more joy

pls don't come yet o ben

I can't beat u with my stomach

romsky:

dat belle wey be lyk say u swallow calabash

OMG!!! Ben!! na true

tytylayor:

oh my God, i almost come sha

Tyty!!! u don spoil patapata!!

syl ginni?

Spoit kids around d corner

yep

yop

Oh my God am coming lol

OMG am waiting

see as rokiatu juz pour kunu for my body sha . . .

guys, i command una. . WA!! for WA's sake!

rokiatu:

Oh my God am coming lol

are u coming

biola44:

OMG am waiting

you are sick

v3nom4eva:

see as rokiatu juz pour kunu for my body sha . . .

guys, i command una. . WA!! for WA's sake!

someone pls tell me what is kunu

candylips:

are u coming

I was just reapting the joke or you can say acting it

@rokiatu

kunu is ummm. . . *looks left n ryte*   cum-juice!

@rommie mi
fnx m8. . .wew!

romsky:

Kunu is a creamy drink favored in d northern part of Nigeria
Venom toto u r a guy & refers to Sperm

oh oh v3nom4eva it is not what you think

@oroki

no problem girl. . .i undy u