Bill Gates Resigns As
Chairman Of Microsoft After Receiving
The Following Letter From A Hausa Man

Dear Sir,

I Hab Some Kwashons To Ask:
Lamba Wan - Za Keyboard Alpabets Are Not In Order, When Will You Launch The kwarrect bersion?

Lamba Tu - Zaya Is A 'Start' Button But No ''Stop' Button.
Waya Is It?

Lamba Tiree - I Hab Already Learned Microsoft Word, When Will You Launch Microsoft Sentence?

Lamba por - Zaya Is A Recycle Bin But Zaya Is No One Who Comes To Kwalect Za Bin.

Payanally, it's a Fersonal Kwashon: Why Is Your Name Gates When You Sell
Windows?