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Breaking News From Katsina! by abbaapple: 2:52pm On Aug 12, 2019
angry


BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Bill Gates Resigns As
Chairman Of Microsoft After Receiving
The Following Letter From A Hausa Man From Katsina.

Dear Sir,

I Hab Some Kwashons To Ask:
Lamba Wan - Za Keyboard Alpabets Are Not In Order, When Will You Launch The kwarrect bersion?

Lamba Tu - Zaya Is A 'Start' Button But No ''Stop' Button.
Waya Is It?

Lamba Tiree - I Hab Already Learned Microsoft Word, When Will You Launch Microsoft Sentence?

Lamba por - Zaya Is A Recycle Bin But Zaya Is No One Who Comes To Kwalect Za Bin.

Payanally, it's a Fersonal Kwashon: Why Is Your Name Gates When You Sell
Windows?
Re: Breaking News From Katsina! by success1smyn(m): 4:33pm On Aug 12, 2019
grin grin grin
but this should be in joke section na
Re: Breaking News From Katsina! by Iscoalarcon: 6:20pm On Aug 12, 2019
grammarnazi1 could/can faint seeing this letter

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