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YOU MUST READ THIS by efogator(f): 10:20am On Aug 15, 2019 |
An Igbo doctor can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign post outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k". Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" You can't beat an Igbo Man in business. SOURCE: https://www.efogator.com/2019/08/igbo-man-and-lawyer.html |
Re: YOU MUST READ THIS by aniesboy(m): 3:19pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
very funny |
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