Steps
1. Make sure no one is at home.
2. Once you take out a meat from the pot, bite it and put it back in the soup, the soup will smell or get soured.
3. I have a solution.
4. If there are 20 meats, remove all of them from the pot using spoon.
5. Put water in another pot and boil.
6. Note: Don't eat all the meat, just use your teeth to slimfit it (shape it).
7. By the time you've slimfitted like 12 meats, your mouth would've been filled with meat.
8. If you put back the meat in the pot, the soup will smell and your mom will suspect.
9. Remember the water I said you should boil, put all the meat you have slimfitted in it for 3 mins - this is to remove the enzymes that fasten the spoilage rate.
10. Don't use your hand to touch the boiled meat! It's dangerous!
11. Pour the meat into the soup and heat for 2 mins - this is to allow the meat get it's former taste and flavour back.
12. Carry out this operation within 9mins!

Thanks!

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You will not make heaven and will be rejected from hell also when everyone is gone only you will be rooming the earth that is your punishment

Op at your age, this is what you can discover.

This is my disappointing face and i am shaking it in shame at you. Op at your age, this is what you can discover.

This is my disappointing face and i am shaking it in shame at you.

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What section are we?
I shake my head at your lack of understanding.