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How To Steal Chicken This X-mas by etugba(m): 6:20pm On Dec 16, 2018
HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS*


1. Survey the area for about 1 week.

2. On the day of operation, wear an oversized shirt.

3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm. At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market or indoors and the chicken will be playing outside happily.

4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the
chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]

5. This is where you make the grand move.


6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head. Quickly fold the
head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.

7. Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back!

ENJOY AND THANK ME- LATER.

cc:RomeoEmpire

(Below are my last year students)

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Re: How To Steal Chicken This X-mas by nifemi25(m): 6:45pm On Dec 16, 2018
Lol. Instead of you surveying for a week before you Stoke a fowl. Why not survey for a week for work and see if you won't buy more than a fowl.
Re: How To Steal Chicken This X-mas by RomeoEmpire(m): 7:17pm On Dec 16, 2018
etugba:
HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS*


1. Survey the area for about 1 week.

2. On the day of operation, wear an oversized shirt.

3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm. At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market or indoors and the chicken will be playing outside happily.

4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the
chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]

5. This is where you make the grand move.


6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head. Quickly fold the
head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.

7. Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back!

ENJOY AND THANK ME- LATER.

cc:RomeoEmpire

(Below are my last year students)
OMG
Re: How To Steal Chicken This X-mas by dollytino4real(f): 10:06pm On Dec 16, 2018
are u from emuoha
Re: How To Steal Chicken This X-mas by etugba(m): 12:52pm On Dec 17, 2018
dollytino4real:
are u from emuoha
no o... hahaha.. so emuoha people are good at stealing?
Re: How To Steal Chicken This X-mas by dollytino4real(f): 9:05pm On Dec 17, 2018
etugba:
no o... hahaha.. so emuoha people are good at stealing?
pls put me down o I don't wear pants again
Re: How To Steal Chicken This X-mas by MetalJigsaw(m): 10:39pm On Dec 17, 2018
So funny

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