Starboytwo:
Heres my hangout story

I was jejely going to buy pepper when 3 police man disappeared inside my front, Gbam... They asked for my ID,

Me- but oga na pepper I come buy na, my house nor far, I say make boys do concoction this morning

Oga- you are a cultist

Me- hmmm, oga, woh du you mean?

Oga- oh you are asking me, ask me well well... He grabbed me by my waist and escorted me into thier danfo.... Off we went...

Me- but oga, I no understand where you dey carry me go ooo, I no Sabi all this place now, whixh Kain wahalah be dis, make person no fit buy pepper for person country again...

Oga- unlock this your phone, "extending it to me" (after initially seizing it)

Me- after initially doing small " oga na my personal property blah blah".... Me unlocks phone and he immediately starts rummaging through everything... WhatsApp, pictures, Instagram, account balance, everything...

Oga-- "visibly angry" you don hide am abi? You think say you get sense? He found my Gmail and asked why I got 4 Gmail, unless I'm into fraud... Then he smiled, he looked up at me with that " God don catch you look... He found my Google Hangout, clicked on it and it was slow coming up, he got angry again, while I tried to help him, next thing "gbam on my cheek"...

Me- Han han, oga wetin I do na, there's no crime in having a Google Hangout na blah blah....

Few minutes later they went out, came back after like two hours with fresh set of boys

Oga- Han han, una still dey here, 'slaps one guy standing anyhow by the door"... Una never reason una self...

Later I dialogue with the woman police sitting with us and gave her 2k, base on say I no do anything, I don waste time and chop one slap... She promise to talk to them...

Woman- oga, this one bring "February"

Oga- you no even get level, as you tall reach you nor get money... Na una go dey get 3 girlfriends, and una no geh shi shi...

Me- oga me I be virgin

Oga- oya come dey go, anytime you nor carry your id card again, na cell you go sleep... He gave me directions, we talk normal normal and I left....

That's how we roll like that... They are actually your friend after you give them some money....

As am reading this i dey in exotic Police car with AC: I missed my road they are driving me back to my base.
Thats KSA Police

Codes151:
What app?

it's WhatsApp Bro

ennon92:
Pls wut app is that?

it's WhatsApp

LadyF, are you still on this planet.

glowingflame7:


Oh my good God. You be regular customer.

6th arrest this year... They just love me, infact I'm friends with them in 2 stations haha

SDmaid, SystemCleanup
Either of those should help you out

JubrinElSudan:
Na wa... I tried uninstalling the app from my phone after a SARS officer opened it while going through my phone but I couldn't (like it comes with the phone), this DJ should teach me how he uninstalled his

Codes151:
What app?

The App's name is HANGOUT!!

Starboytwo:
6th arrest this year... They just love me, infact I'm friends with them in 2 stations haha

Maybe something to do with your looks.

glowingflame7:


Maybe something to do with your looks.

definitely my look, I'm tall, 6ft4+, got a dread, and i don't shy away from colours.... I'm a very easy target... No police won't look me twice....

But now, I'm more experienced with their tactics, I try to bypass their intimidation with a calm submissive tactics, and reason with them like a pro... They always understand every hints, subtle languages but Money is the real key...

Nowadays I go out with my ID only, and if they still insist I follow them, I simply obliged, the last one cost me just my time, I made sure I didn't pay 5 naira, I countered all their arguments, off course in a submissive and respectful manner... They figured I'm not willing to play ball and left me alone till evening and eventually was asked to go... But I guess time is money...

Starboytwo:
definitely my look, I'm tall, 6ft4+, got a dread, and i don't shy away from colours.... I'm a very easy target... No police won't look me twice....

But now, I'm more experienced with their tactics, I try to bypass their intimidation with a calm submissive tactics, and reason with them like a pro... They always understand every hints, subtle languages but Money is the real key...

Nowadays I go out with my ID only, and if they still insist I follow them, I simply obliged, the last one cost me just my time, I made sure I didn't pay 5 naira, I countered all their arguments, off course in a submissive and respectful manner... They figured I'm not willing to play ball and left me alone till evening and eventually was asked to go... But I guess time is money...

Na wa oh.