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Oshodi Is More Beautiful Than Christian Heaven by geoworldedu: 4:21am On Sep 12
Hello guyz, this inspiration came to me after I just finished reading my bible.
It occurred to me that Oshodi, with its plenty street lights would be more beautiful than heaven becos in heaven, they are making use of candlesticks, going by the book of revelation.
In heaven there's no hotel, no clubs, no technology, they still use scrolls, wear long robes, no tablets, no phones, no laptops, no browsing. They still use horses, camels, feather and ink to write. Instead of passwords to open/close ebooks, they use seals to close/open scrolls.

Funny enough, a smelly slain lamb is what they need to help them open their scrolls. Lol.

OSHODI MUST BE MORE CIVILISED THAN HEAVEN.
Re: Oshodi Is More Beautiful Than Christian Heaven by StarFist(m): 4:22am On Sep 12
What kind of weed did you smoke?

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Re: Oshodi Is More Beautiful Than Christian Heaven by geoworldedu: 4:26am On Sep 12
StarFist:
What kind of weed did you smoke?

Jehovah's Weed grin
I swap weeds with God.
Re: Oshodi Is More Beautiful Than Christian Heaven by chiefolododo(m): 4:43am On Sep 12
Okay
Re: Oshodi Is More Beautiful Than Christian Heaven by geoworldedu: 6:51am On Sep 12
Oshodi is more beautiful than heaven. Fashola has transformed Oshodi. If God should visit there, he will not want to return to heaven again.

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