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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Notatribalist(m): 7:44pm On Sep 20, 2019
God bless you.. Please guys let's make sowore our next president

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Maldini212(m): 7:46pm On Sep 20, 2019
Waste side coward

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Venerable612(m): 7:48pm On Sep 20, 2019
MountainView:
Nice write-up,but the bigots we call youths would rather celebrate Naira Marley and Tacha.




There was a country cry cry cry
Hmmm
Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Foxman19: 7:48pm On Sep 20, 2019
Its sowore today maybe your own will be tomorrow. Im not blame common coward like you.
davillian:
grin
Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by LZAA: 7:48pm On Sep 20, 2019
Realdeals:
At about the same time that President Muhammadu Buhari eventually consented to let Shiite leader, Ibrahim el-Zakzaky, go on medical pilgrimage to India, another executive prisoner was making his way to jail. Omoyele Sowore, founder of SaharaReporters and one of the presidential candidates in the 2019 elections, was arrested by the DSS for daring to call for #RevolutionNow.

The significance of this “prisoner-swap” was not lost on all of us. A close friend whispered to me that, “The President must be under strict instructions from his spiritual advisers (they are no longer called marabouts or juju priests) to keep a certain number of people incarcerated to appease the gods of power.”

It turned out that el-Zakzaky’s trip to India was just a ruse. It was actually to appease a number of the DSS officials who were given an all-expense-paid trip abroad with taxpayers’ money. Lucky chaps eh? The Shiite leader and his wife got to India alright, but claimed there was nothing medical about their visit as security officials were literally running the tests by themselves! There were even insinuations that the couple were more unsafe in India than Nigeria as they could have been easily dispensed with under “medical supervision” – if you get my drift. So, they speedily asked to be flown home without further delay.

But this story is about Sowore, not el-Zakzaky, and I promise not to digress any further.

As we speak, the Ondo-born media buff is still cooling his feet in gulag. A competent court of law has denied him bail, insisting that security authorities have a right to hold him for up to 45 days while “investigating” his crime. That’s another way of sentencing one to jail well before one’s case is heard, and “nothing will happen.” Or saying that it is procedurally right to arrest someone before deciding whether or not they committed a crime! This is a wonderful time to be a law enforcement officer!

Many of us are beginning to worry that Nigerian courts are gradually putting a judicial stamp of authority on executive rascality in a constitutional democracy.

But there’s a bright side: We’re making steady progress up the ladder as one of the most draconian democracies of the world. Recall that only recently we became the poverty capital of the world. So, more trophies are coming our way. Besides, we should be grateful to God that our President is not the leader of Hong Kong where the youth have been protesting for months now.

What Sowore’s jailers probably don’t reckon with is that he is a well-rehearsed jail tenant. In his earlier days as a student union leader at the University of Lagos, he was on several times arrested and detained for activism. He even lost two years in school for his persuasions. So, he’s not exactly an aje butter who would break down and cry under incarceration. Instead, his convictions and resolve will solidify. Throwing such a guy into detention is like pouring petrol on fire.

The Igbo have a saying that a wrestler who pins another to the ground pins himself also. He is free only when he lets his opponent go. The lyrics of the inimitable singer, Asa, re-echo the same message in her hit song, Jailer: “I’m in chains, you’re in chains too; I wear uniforms, you wear uniforms too…”

For as long as the like of Sowore and el-Zakzaky are in jail, President Buhari is in their company also. He is in the jail of public perception and opinion. If they catch diarrhoea, the President’s bowels must move violently also – in view of what happened to MKO Abiola in 1998. Rushing in and out of toilet is not the best way to go about the difficult task of leadership. It’s evidence of jail of the mind. As Fela Anikulap-Kuti would say, “All jail na jail.”

If I were Buhari, I would not do Sowore the honour of throwing him into detention. The guy would quickly morph into a superstar, for God’s sake. I would remind myself that all through history, jail has been the breeding ground for soon-to-be leaders. Mugabe, Mandela, Obasanjo… the list is endless. Why would I want to turn “that small boy” into a celebrity with my own hands?

I would turn his “insult” into motivation for “revolutionizing” governance in Nigeria. I would go into my room, lock the doors and think long and hard about how to please the people I lead once again. I [b]would drive members of my cabinet to their limits until they come up with bright ideas (beyond Ruga) [/b]to dispel the darkness now gathering around Aso Rock. I would shake those fat cats up so much that their heads would spin. After all, they are in the same boat with me, enjoying the ride and taking none of the heat.

I would insist that every minister, special adviser or special assistant genuinely earns their pay. Not warm their seat all day as they currently seem to be doing. Except, perhaps, the problem is not with the ministers but with the Chief Minister himself!! In that case, I pass. No comment.

Leadership is not a tea party. Leading a country like Nigeria is not for the faint hearted. I am often tempted to feel sorry for Buhari, considering his many travails. But I refuse to give in to that temptation. After all, we no send am. It doesn’t make sense to feel sorry for a man who crawled, craved and cried for a job and eventually got it. Then, he went to sleep on the job! Even when he had a glorious chance to walk away, he let vanity get the better of him. So, he must serve his (jail) time in Aso Rock. We’re all prisoners of the choices we make.

I don’t know what his intelligence chiefs are telling him. But I can tell they’re doing him no good. Should the President by any chance be interested in “original” “follow-come” intelligence from the streets, I would be glad to offer it here for free: Oga, there are nearly 200 million Sowores out there who are earnestly asking for a revolution. Their eyes are red with hunger and anger. Even the operatives are Sowore; it’s just that they’d rather not admit it.

I know that our security chiefs will not like me for putting it so bluntly and, as we say in Nigeria, for trying to “commot garri from their mouth.” But I owe them no apologies. After all, Nigeria is already one big jailhouse. We’re all just changing rooms within the jail.

Anazonwu is a historian and author of the book, What Everyone should know about Nigerian History, Politics & Government


Source: https://www.punchng.com/we-are-all-sowore/
grin grin grin
Gwarotango and Afamed won't like this partgrin
Cc immhotep Afonjaconehead GMBuharii bastardmod simplyleo Adaibeku

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Olanipekun1: 7:50pm On Sep 20, 2019
[quote author= post=82414606][/quote]
Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by notoriousbabe: 7:50pm On Sep 20, 2019
post=82414523:
[s]Still on this Sowore issue :
A popular young man on this forum (NwamaIkpe) has said it all.
We concur absolutely with his post below.

That sums up EVERYTHING about this revolution matter.
Nothing more to be added or remove!
Sowore Bobo, keep enjoying your time where you are,
See you after Xmas BGG![/s]

We rise!!
rubbish

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by LZAA: 7:50pm On Sep 20, 2019
post=82414523:
Still on this Sowore issue :
A popular young man on this forum (NwamaIkpe) has said it all.
We concur absolutely with his post below.

That sums up EVERYTHING about this revolution matter.
Nothing more to be added or remove!
Sowore Bobo, keep enjoying your time where you are,
See you after Xmas BGG!

We rise!!

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Hayome21(m): 7:51pm On Sep 20, 2019
wink smiley smiley
Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Olanipekun1: 7:51pm On Sep 20, 2019
[s]
post=82414606:

How are you today Nairaland Gateman?
Make sure to lock the gate by 12am on dot Richard.
See you tomorrow BGG!
wink
[/s]

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Nobody: 7:51pm On Sep 20, 2019
princeking2:
Sowore will make name in this country soon.

What's going through now is more of sorrow and pain than making name...and sometime some activist done survive it

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by flowx(m): 7:52pm On Sep 20, 2019
post=82414523:
Still on this Sowore issue :
A popular young man on this forum (NwamaIkpe) has said it all.
We concur absolutely with his post below.

That sums up EVERYTHING about this revolution matter.
Nothing more to be added or remove!
Sowore Bobo, keep enjoying your time where you are,
See you after Xmas BGG!

We rise!!

Heartless , Punch don finished you already.

But I'll still do my best to rescue you through prayer.
the power to get sense let it come upon you now...Amen!

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by EmekaBlue(m): 7:52pm On Sep 20, 2019
Afonjas should solve their family problem

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by bamasite(m): 7:53pm On Sep 20, 2019
Ghen ghen
Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Nobody: 7:53pm On Sep 20, 2019
Maxcollins042:
His ordeal hasn't started yet; na Genesis him dey, him never reach Deuteronomy sef.

He was part of those that pulled every punch to discredit Jonathan's administration to enthrone the nightmare he is facing now into seat of power.

Punch speak for yourself because I'm not Sowore. Rubbish.


Stop spewing trash... Jonathan's asslicker. Your dumb skull don't tell u to stop singing the same rhetoric every now and then. Jonathan was a big calamity- the guy is as clueless as Buhari the world is casting today. What's so different about your Jonathan... spare us a sec..

Great leaders are forge in the furnace of trials like this. Sowore is rising above the tide...

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by flowx(m): 7:56pm On Sep 20, 2019
EmekaBlue:
Afonjas should solve their family problem

You dey crazy ni, which one be Afonja family problem?

Common sense you no get.
Emty brain somebody!

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Yemike(m): 7:56pm On Sep 20, 2019
Let him continue to enjoy his better president.gringrin

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by ngwababe(f): 7:56pm On Sep 20, 2019
Sometimes, I wonder what will happen to Buhari if he finally comes down as the President of Nigeria. The man will kukuma die because he cannot come and stand the embarrassment next set of leaders go give am grin
Even ndi APC sef no like him if they can say the truth. cheesy

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Nobody: 7:58pm On Sep 20, 2019
donsola:
We are all Sowore! undecided

True assertion, the writer hit the nail on the head with veracious force, this message is something every Nigerian can relate with.

I hope our President hears the cries of the masses before it escalates into a total mess.

God bless the remnants of the mess called Nigeria.

Ear infection that UK docs couldn't cure still de worry am. Pesin get ear impairment u say make e hear word.

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by deandavid(m): 7:59pm On Sep 20, 2019
Truth and nothing but the truth.....
Those who think they are enjoying the government of the day, don't even know they are in bondage....
The Security Chiefs are just fighting for their daily bread....
Nothing patriotic about their doing their jobs....
Indeed we are all SOWORE....

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Tflex01: 7:59pm On Sep 20, 2019
Maxcollins042:
His ordeal hasn't started yet; na Genesis him dey, him never reach Deuteronomy sef.

He was part of those that pulled every punch to discredit Jonathan's administration to enthrone the nightmare he is battling with now. He should dance the music wey him follow form the beat.

Punch speak for yourself because I'm not Sowore. Rubbish.

Lol... may your political wound never heal.

grin
Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by sureheaven(m): 8:00pm On Sep 20, 2019
The writer of this long meaningless episode should please go to jail since he believes doing so will make sowore future Leader. sad
Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by tommy589(m): 8:01pm On Sep 20, 2019
Realdeals:
At about the same time that President Muhammadu Buhari eventually consented to let Shiite leader, Ibrahim el-Zakzaky, go on medical pilgrimage to India, another executive prisoner was making his way to jail. Omoyele Sowore, founder of SaharaReporters and one of the presidential candidates in the 2019 elections, was arrested by the DSS for daring to call for #RevolutionNow.

The significance of this “prisoner-swap” was not lost on all of us. A close friend whispered to me that, “The President must be under strict instructions from his spiritual advisers (they are no longer called marabouts or juju priests) to keep a certain number of people incarcerated to appease the gods of power.”

It turned out that el-Zakzaky’s trip to India was just a ruse. It was actually to appease a number of the DSS officials who were given an all-expense-paid trip abroad with taxpayers’ money. Lucky chaps eh? The Shiite leader and his wife got to India alright, but claimed there was nothing medical about their visit as security officials were literally running the tests by themselves! There were even insinuations that the couple were more unsafe in India than Nigeria as they could have been easily dispensed with under “medical supervision” – if you get my drift. So, they speedily asked to be flown home without further delay.

But this story is about Sowore, not el-Zakzaky, and I promise not to digress any further.

As we speak, the Ondo-born media buff is still cooling his feet in gulag. A competent court of law has denied him bail, insisting that security authorities have a right to hold him for up to 45 days while “investigating” his crime. That’s another way of sentencing one to jail well before one’s case is heard, and “nothing will happen.” Or saying that it is procedurally right to arrest someone before deciding whether or not they committed a crime! This is a wonderful time to be a law enforcement officer!

Many of us are beginning to worry that Nigerian courts are gradually putting a judicial stamp of authority on executive rascality in a constitutional democracy.

But there’s a bright side: We’re making steady progress up the ladder as one of the most draconian democracies of the world. Recall that only recently we became the poverty capital of the world. So, more trophies are coming our way. Besides, we should be grateful to God that our President is not the leader of Hong Kong where the youth have been protesting for months now.

What Sowore’s jailers probably don’t reckon with is that he is a well-rehearsed jail tenant. In his earlier days as a student union leader at the University of Lagos, he was on several times arrested and detained for activism. He even lost two years in school for his persuasions. So, he’s not exactly an aje butter who would break down and cry under incarceration. Instead, his convictions and resolve will solidify. Throwing such a guy into detention is like pouring petrol on fire.

The Igbo have a saying that a wrestler who pins another to the ground pins himself also. He is free only when he lets his opponent go. The lyrics of the inimitable singer, Asa, re-echo the same message in her hit song, Jailer: “I’m in chains, you’re in chains too; I wear uniforms, you wear uniforms too…”

For as long as the like of Sowore and el-Zakzaky are in jail, President Buhari is in their company also. He is in the jail of public perception and opinion. If they catch diarrhoea, the President’s bowels must move violently also – in view of what happened to MKO Abiola in 1998. Rushing in and out of toilet is not the best way to go about the difficult task of leadership. It’s evidence of jail of the mind. As Fela Anikulap-Kuti would say, “All jail na jail.”

If I were Buhari, I would not do Sowore the honour of throwing him into detention. The guy would quickly morph into a superstar, for God’s sake. I would remind myself that all through history, jail has been the breeding ground for soon-to-be leaders. Mugabe, Mandela, Obasanjo… the list is endless. Why would I want to turn “that small boy” into a celebrity with my own hands?

I would turn his “insult” into motivation for “revolutionizing” governance in Nigeria. I would go into my room, lock the doors and think long and hard about how to please the people I lead once again. I would drive members of my cabinet to their limits until they come up with bright ideas (beyond Ruga) to dispel the darkness now gathering around Aso Rock. I would shake those fat cats up so much that their heads would spin. After all, they are in the same boat with me, enjoying the ride and taking none of the heat.

I would insist that every minister, special adviser or special assistant genuinely earns their pay. Not warm their seat all day as they currently seem to be doing. Except, perhaps, the problem is not with the ministers but with the Chief Minister himself!! In that case, I pass. No comment.

Leadership is not a tea party. Leading a country like Nigeria is not for the faint hearted. I am often tempted to feel sorry for Buhari, considering his many travails. But I refuse to give in to that temptation. After all, we no send am. It doesn’t make sense to feel sorry for a man who crawled, craved and cried for a job and eventually got it. Then, he went to sleep on the job! Even when he had a glorious chance to walk away, he let vanity get the better of him. So, he must serve his (jail) time in Aso Rock. We’re all prisoners of the choices we make.

I don’t know what his intelligence chiefs are telling him. But I can tell they’re doing him no good. Should the President by any chance be interested in “original” “follow-come” intelligence from the streets, I would be glad to offer it here for free: Oga, there are nearly 200 million Sowores out there who are earnestly asking for a revolution. Their eyes are red with hunger and anger. Even the operatives are Sowore; it’s just that they’d rather not admit it.

I know that our security chiefs will not like me for putting it so bluntly and, as we say in Nigeria, for trying to “commot garri from their mouth.” But I owe them no apologies. After all, Nigeria is already one big jailhouse. We’re all just changing rooms within the jail.

Anazonwu is a historian and author of the book, What Everyone should know about Nigerian History, Politics & Government


Source: https://www.punchng.com/we-are-all-sowore/

OK
Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Nobody: 8:01pm On Sep 20, 2019
ngwababe:
Sometimes, I wonder what will happen to Buhari if he finally comes down as the President of Nigeria. The man will kukuma die because he cannot come and stand the embarrassment next set of leaders go give am grin
Even ndi APC sef no like him if they can say the truth. cheesy

Karma is still cooking his jolof rice with dried pepper and ponmo. His prison terms go long pass monkey own.
Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Minjim: 8:02pm On Sep 20, 2019
Indeed, we are
Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by obailala(m): 8:03pm On Sep 20, 2019
Maxcollins042:
His ordeal hasn't started yet; na Genesis him dey, him never reach Deuteronomy sef.

He was part of those that pulled every punch to discredit Jonathan's administration to enthrone the nightmare he is battling with now. He should dance the music wey him follow form the beat.

Punch speak for yourself because I'm not Sowore. Rubbish.
Jonathanians! Dont you guys ever get tired of hating on any and everyone who didnt lick GEJs balls?

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Matawaa: 8:03pm On Sep 20, 2019
OgbanjeProphet:
I support Sowore. But...

The collective prayers done by MFM against the enemies of MFM is at work. I trust their prayers past any other prayer. If dem no offend you, don't fight them or engage in a libelous lies against them.

He think say Dr D.K.Olukoya na Goodluck Johnathan.

A Nigerian mentality.

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by chukwuibuipob: 8:03pm On Sep 20, 2019
angry undecided baba Ruga shud FREE SOWORE B4 OCT1
Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by Jasseyfrd(m): 8:03pm On Sep 20, 2019
grin..Besides, we should be grateful to God that our President is not the leader of Hong Kong where the youth have been protesting for months now....


laugh wan kill me here,
Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by EmekaBlue(m): 8:04pm On Sep 20, 2019
flowx:


You dey crazy ni, which one be Afonja family problem?

Common sense you no get.
Emty brain somebody!
sometimes i wish my brain was really empty...but i have alot of things to calculate and worry about. no vex afonja boy

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Re: We Are All Sowore - Punch by helixmanager: 8:04pm On Sep 20, 2019
post=82414523:
Still on this Sowore issue :
A popular young man on this forum (NwamaIkpe) has said it all.
We concur absolutely with his post below.

That sums up EVERYTHING about this revolution matter.
Nothing more to be added or remove!
Sowore Bobo, keep enjoying your time where you are,
See you after Xmas BGG!

We rise!!

By the Way : We are NOT Sowore,
We are PMB!
PMB is our Dadda!
Wailers, Take note!

Suffering and smiling...

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