Sex without a connection has no depth.

Like masturbation its all shallow pleasures.

And empty emotions

Might as well rub on lotion.

There's little drama when using lubrication.

Easy hand motions.

No friction.

No going through the motions of: "Who calls whom"?

"Will we commit or shall we resume?

No wondering:

"Will I ever mean more than a pleasure ride"?

A something on the side, only a joyride.

At least paraffin won't toss me aside.

It won't hang me out to dry once satisfied.

Won't break me or dump me.

Leaving me longing.

So I choose petroleum jelly.

There's no false hope.

Just: "Satisfaction Guaranteed"!��

So quick!

Hand me Vaseline.