Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by mrwonlasewonie: 11:36am On Sep 23, 2019 |
This girl is too cute to be a phony man .
Biko tennie be a girl
And accept that you're a woman |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by sfsmng: 11:37am On Sep 23, 2019 |
The guy tried o |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Burger01(m): 11:38am On Sep 23, 2019 |
Tolexander: The guy tried o.
If I was the guy, I wouldn’t just disturb myself, I would just look for a towing vehicle to pull her out through the window. Shey o loun stupid ni! I will not even bother. I can't come and kill myself |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by seun50: 11:41am On Sep 23, 2019 |
[color=#006600][/color] Lol |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by MICHEALADEX(m): 11:42am On Sep 23, 2019 |
Truthwords: But my papa no sell slimming tea or be gym owner but we go dey OK ehhh yeah Don't share meme like this it simply implies that you're support child and drug abuse 1 Like |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by xpertech: 11:45am On Sep 23, 2019 |
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Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by sureheaven(m): 11:50am On Sep 23, 2019 |
Is she back to Nigeria because I still watch her live show in Indianapolis two days ago. 1 Like |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by LZAA: 11:51am On Sep 23, 2019 |
ChristmasBells: Teni kpele kpele *SISTERS CORNER*!
_(Brothers too can learn)_
I was at the park inside the bus waiting for passengers when I saw this handsome Brother coming towards the bus I was sitting, He appears so cute and Godly, he held a medium sized Bible. I guess he was coming from Church. He is even my spec (TDH gang) _winks_ . I was still admiring his looks when I heard the audible voice of the Holy Spirit says "Destroyer"!
Hearing that voice, I quickly move my eyes away and concentrate on the phone I was pressing. He came and sat beside me. "Good afternoon" he said cheerfully. "Afternoon Sir" slightly bending my neck, I answered and continue pressing my phone.
After few minutes he asked where I was going, I told him and he said that's where he was going too. "That's good". I said and continue pressing my phone.
I looked up after few minutes and caught this Brother staring at me from head to toe, I'm not always comfortable with people especially males looking at me in that manner. "Anything the matter?" I asked. "Oh nothing!" he replied smiling sheepishly. I looked away saying nothing.
He broke the silence, "Has someone ever told you how beautiful you are? He asked. " I hear it everyday" I answered. "From who?" He asked with curiosity. "My friend" I answered. "May I know that friend of yours?" He asked further. "His name is Jesus And He can be your friend too".
He smiled and said "He's right about you!". "Yes I know!" I already know what he's driving at. I continued pressing my phone.
Thats how he started this complement, he complement my natural beauty, the weaving of my hair, my neat scalp, my smile including my scandals. "Spare me of all this complements please". I said politely, and really am no longer comfortable with it. "Is it a sin to appreciate the good work of God?" He asked,
"Its good but its better if you will safe it for your future wife". I replied! That's how he started the story of his four previous relationship and how all the sisters disappointed him but immediately he saw me his Spirit had already told him I'm the right one for him.
"My assertions aren't wrong anyways!". I replied with a stern look. "That what?" He asked with curiosity, "That spirit must be a deceiving spirit indeed!" "Why did you say that?" He asked again. "The same spirit that fetch you those sisters that later disappointed you, I wonder why you haven't question him all this while the reason he kept leading you to the wrong people!" I said.
Immediately, I notice the change on his face having said that but that did not even move me. I've learnt to always bring the Gospel out of every conversation. I broke the silence and said. "Bro, you need to give your heart to Jesus and quit all this gambling games. "Of course I am a Christian, am even a Sunday School teacher!" he replied.
"That's not the criteria" I answered. "Not until you surrender all to Jesus and allow him govern your life, you can't be who God want you to be. Church attendance and workforce cannot substitute living relationship with Jesus". I further explained. "Hmm!" He exclaimed. There was perfect silence till we got to where am supposed to alight.
Then I told the driver I want to alight, he told the driver he wants to alight too. I did not even talk, I just came down _jejely_ like that. He also came down and offer to carry my load for me.
I quickly accepted because it was a bit heavy. My God has his own way of engaging people for my sake, I thought to myself.
As we were about going, he said "I like your curvy portable body". "Here we go again!" I said. He quickly apologized and told me he just can't get his eyes off me and started telling me how much he wish to marry someone like me. In my mind I was wondering how he manage to notice my shape inside my Mary Amaka gown, " _awon lookers association"._ They can predict somebody's shape inside pleated skirt.
Funny enough, he said he will give his heart to Jesus if I will agree to marry him.
Thats how this guy started begging for my contact, I bluntly refused. By then, I almost got to my house. After series of begging he dropped my load and shouted angrily, get lost! And turned back to leave. I quickly replied "not when am in Christ Jesus". On hearing that, it was like I fueled the fire of his anger, He just eyed me and hissed.
_~Na so the brother come resemble Satan for my face_~, the look on his face really look like when Satan already lost the battle. Kaayah! Its good to walk in the spirit.
#fiction
Indeed, many of us experience this occassionally if not on a daily basis!
That's the beginning of what landed some daughters of Zion on the bed of immorality and ungodly relationships.
How much of God did you consult in your daily decision? Have you not automatically switch off your spiritual senses now that he has promised you marriage?
When did daughters of Zion suddenly become prey in the hands of playboy?
Hey Lovey, calm down first! You can't find a partner when you are yet to discover your purpose? Why the rush in finding a soulmate when you have not found your soul?
Your purpose will literally select who will match into Divine purpose with you, come off this rush and desperation!
You don't deserve a wolf-in-sheep clothing glorified fornicator who cajole the masses by church attendance, eye service and empty "skabosh".
Don't on the hotspot of your emotions for pigs in sheep clothing while you switch off the WiFi of your spiritual senses, never you allow your sight block your insight.
Some Sisters will even dare to date a chronic unbeliever with the motive of changing him. "E Pele, Assistant Holy Spirit, awon women of faith!", the faith that did not boost your spiritual muscle, how did you expect it to change a man?
You will be hearing words like "I will fix him", "he will change by the time we get married". Biko, what are you fixing? Are you his spiritual mechanic? You that have not fix your prayer life finish, you want to fix a man. Ask those who dare it yesterday how they are enjoying the cool breeze of punches and silent tears in their marriage.
The Scripture says "two cannot walk together except they agree". Don't think you are wiser than God Don't allow marriage mar your destiny, you deserve the best from God. Concentrate on becoming the Best of God and be sure to get the Best from God! #instagram@Joyfulpeople #©Christmassbells On naira land #Whatsap;+2348118444297 #Advocate_for_marital_Bliss
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Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Reelmii: 11:55am On Sep 23, 2019 |
they for use krane carry am |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Festus1010: 11:56am On Sep 23, 2019 |
Who this one concern... She just wan't to trend....lol |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Gideoniteprime4: 12:08pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH this is so funny to fat nor good! all the lekpa girls please gather here |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by kikelomojessy(f): 12:08pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
ChristmasBells: Teni kpele kpele *SISTERS CORNER*!
_(Brothers too can learn)_
I was at the park inside the bus waiting for passengers when I saw this handsome Brother coming towards the bus I was sitting, He appears so cute and Godly, he held a medium sized Bible. I guess he was coming from Church. He is even my spec (TDH gang) _winks_ . I was still admiring his looks when I heard the audible voice of the Holy Spirit says "Destroyer"!
Hearing that voice, I quickly move my eyes away and concentrate on the phone I was pressing. He came and sat beside me. "Good afternoon" he said cheerfully. "Afternoon Sir" slightly bending my neck, I answered and continue pressing my phone.
After few minutes he asked where I was going, I told him and he said that's where he was going too. "That's good". I said and continue pressing my phone.
I looked up after few minutes and caught this Brother staring at me from head to toe, I'm not always comfortable with people especially males looking at me in that manner. "Anything the matter?" I asked. "Oh nothing!" he replied smiling sheepishly. I looked away saying nothing.
He broke the silence, "Has someone ever told you how beautiful you are? He asked. " I hear it everyday" I answered. "From who?" He asked with curiosity. "My friend" I answered. "May I know that friend of yours?" He asked further. "His name is Jesus And He can be your friend too".
He smiled and said "He's right about you!". "Yes I know!" I already know what he's driving at. I continued pressing my phone.
Thats how he started this complement, he complement my natural beauty, the weaving of my hair, my neat scalp, my smile including my scandals. "Spare me of all this complements please". I said politely, and really am no longer comfortable with it. "Is it a sin to appreciate the good work of God?" He asked,
"Its good but its better if you will safe it for your future wife". I replied! That's how he started the story of his four previous relationship and how all the sisters disappointed him but immediately he saw me his Spirit had already told him I'm the right one for him.
"My assertions aren't wrong anyways!". I replied with a stern look. "That what?" He asked with curiosity, "That spirit must be a deceiving spirit indeed!" "Why did you say that?" He asked again. "The same spirit that fetch you those sisters that later disappointed you, I wonder why you haven't question him all this while the reason he kept leading you to the wrong people!" I said.
Immediately, I notice the change on his face having said that but that did not even move me. I've learnt to always bring the Gospel out of every conversation. I broke the silence and said. "Bro, you need to give your heart to Jesus and quit all this gambling games. "Of course I am a Christian, am even a Sunday School teacher!" he replied.
"That's not the criteria" I answered. "Not until you surrender all to Jesus and allow him govern your life, you can't be who God want you to be. Church attendance and workforce cannot substitute living relationship with Jesus". I further explained. "Hmm!" He exclaimed. There was perfect silence till we got to where am supposed to alight.
Then I told the driver I want to alight, he told the driver he wants to alight too. I did not even talk, I just came down _jejely_ like that. He also came down and offer to carry my load for me.
I quickly accepted because it was a bit heavy. My God has his own way of engaging people for my sake, I thought to myself.
As we were about going, he said "I like your curvy portable body". "Here we go again!" I said. He quickly apologized and told me he just can't get his eyes off me and started telling me how much he wish to marry someone like me. In my mind I was wondering how he manage to notice my shape inside my Mary Amaka gown, " _awon lookers association"._ They can predict somebody's shape inside pleated skirt.
Funny enough, he said he will give his heart to Jesus if I will agree to marry him.
Thats how this guy started begging for my contact, I bluntly refused. By then, I almost got to my house. After series of begging he dropped my load and shouted angrily, get lost! And turned back to leave. I quickly replied "not when am in Christ Jesus". On hearing that, it was like I fueled the fire of his anger, He just eyed me and hissed.
_~Na so the brother come resemble Satan for my face_~, the look on his face really look like when Satan already lost the battle. Kaayah! Its good to walk in the spirit.
#fiction
Indeed, many of us experience this occassionally if not on a daily basis!
That's the beginning of what landed some daughters of Zion on the bed of immorality and ungodly relationships.
How much of God did you consult in your daily decision? Have you not automatically switch off your spiritual senses now that he has promised you marriage?
When did daughters of Zion suddenly become prey in the hands of playboy?
Hey Lovey, calm down first! You can't find a partner when you are yet to discover your purpose? Why the rush in finding a soulmate when you have not found your soul?
Your purpose will literally select who will match into Divine purpose with you, come off this rush and desperation!
You don't deserve a wolf-in-sheep clothing glorified fornicator who cajole the masses by church attendance, eye service and empty "skabosh".
Don't on the hotspot of your emotions for pigs in sheep clothing while you switch off the WiFi of your spiritual senses, never you allow your sight block your insight.
Some Sisters will even dare to date a chronic unbeliever with the motive of changing him. "E Pele, Assistant Holy Spirit, awon women of faith!", the faith that did not boost your spiritual muscle, how did you expect it to change a man?
You will be hearing words like "I will fix him", "he will change by the time we get married". Biko, what are you fixing? Are you his spiritual mechanic? You that have not fix your prayer life finish, you want to fix a man. Ask those who dare it yesterday how they are enjoying the cool breeze of punches and silent tears in their marriage.
The Scripture says "two cannot walk together except they agree". Don't think you are wiser than God Don't allow marriage mar your destiny, you deserve the best from God. Concentrate on becoming the Best of God and be sure to get the Best from God! #instagram@Joyfulpeople #©Christmassbells On naira land #Whatsap;+2348118444297 #Advocate_for_marital_Bliss
NL Dnt like this type of truth. But you just said it all. Godbless you. 1 Like |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Mariangeles(f): 12:30pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
femi4: Everybody cant be thin She does not have to be slim, just healthy . |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by foster212: 12:34pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Yokosona! |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by shamecurls(m): 12:40pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Publicity stunt.
A welder should have been called it true. 1 Like |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Angelfrost(m): 12:42pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Tolexander: The guy tried o.
If I was the guy, I wouldn’t just disturb myself, I would just look for a towing vehicle to pull her out through the window. Shey o loun stupid ni! Broda Alexander!!! How wee you make Heaven like dis??! |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Isoduwa(m): 12:43pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Doggy style -No Snake style -No Monkey style -No Cow style -yeeeessss |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by BluntBoy(m): 12:45pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
femi4: Everybody cant be thin She better watches her weight. Overweight comes with a lot of clinical problems. |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by crackhouse(m): 12:47pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Why did she do that? To show her gangsterism or ghettoismorgasbord what exactly? |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Tolexander: 12:51pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Angelfrost:
Broda Alexander!!! How wee you make Heaven like dis??! Sis Angel, I don’t need making heaven, God has already made the heaven for us. So no need for me to make one again. |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Sparkle777(f): 1:04pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Teni can't do wrong in my eyes. I like her laidat |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by segun18(m): 1:18pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Tolexander: The guy tried o.
If I was the guy, I wouldn’t just disturb myself, I would just look for a towing vehicle to pull her out through the window. Shey o loun stupid ni! May God have mercy on you |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:42pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Last I checked, the car had FOUR perfectly functional doors.
Teni's problem in this case is not her body, it's her brain. |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by friendlyadvice: 1:46pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
spinal cord injury for the bodyguard |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Reeberry: 1:47pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
iReddington:
Haa! How will you say someone with such a high body mass index won't have weight, na Vulcanizer blow am? That girl go break scale! Na ignorance dey worry her. Even some wey no big reach her sef, their weight fit kill you. 1 Like |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by IamOrei(m): 1:47pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
ode. she no get sense at all. dey do mumu up and down |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by ikubese: 2:05pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
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Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Chukkychukky(m): 2:15pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
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Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by PETUK(m): 2:19pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Fat maggot |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by renewable1(m): 2:39pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
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Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Tonymegabush1(m): 2:43pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
so she cant even crawl out of this small car..... Fatness na real suffer oo |
Re: Teni Pulled Out Of Car Through The Window After Getting Stuck by Mikora: 3:11pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Davash222: Bodyguards too dey enjoy o Where is the enjoyment? If na you dey say make you come carry baby elephant, you go call am enjoyment? |