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To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by Ennyhorlar(m): 8:21am On Sep 28, 2019
How can I show these police men that they're accountable to someone for their illicit actions? No way grin

So I made the Complaint team's artwork my PHONE WALLPAPER cheesy grin grin grin

So if any police man should stop me lasan.. as you dey unlock my phone, make Una dey see say I fit report you o

Lalasticlala , Seun , Mynd44 kindly push on front page

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by TDonald: 8:30am On Sep 28, 2019
You think say you dey wise àbi

You are a Mumu Man

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by psucc(m): 8:57am On Sep 28, 2019
No be Nigeria Police you talk. May be in a country. If it is this shithole, I tell you your problem will be compounded and worst still the same Headquarters will display comradeship.

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by ruggedtimi(m): 9:43am On Sep 28, 2019
u never jam

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by PhenomenalMorgan(m): 9:49am On Sep 28, 2019
Ennyhorlar:
How can I show these police men that they're accountable to someone for their illicit actions? No way grin

So I made the Complaint team's artwork my PHONE WALLPAPER cheesy grin grin grin

So if any police man should stop me lasan.. as you dey unlock my phone, make Una dey see say I fit report you o

Lalasticlala , Seun
Lol, please post the original pic...
It will go a long way to help others...

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by Nobody: 9:50am On Sep 28, 2019
LOL

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by damtan(m): 10:00am On Sep 28, 2019
Most Naija policemen don't even know what twitter is.

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by stainlessnature: 10:19am On Sep 28, 2019
That's if they can even read your wallpaper

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by NGRsenate: 10:19am On Sep 28, 2019
Haq haq haq.

You’ll only be making matters worse
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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by Ennyhorlar(m): 10:27am On Sep 28, 2019
PhenomenalMorgan:

Lol, please post the original pic...
It will go a long way to help others...

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by madenigga(m): 10:55am On Sep 28, 2019
This is a smart move

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by west21: 11:01am On Sep 28, 2019
Sharp guy, don't let the ones that can not read catch you.
It's easy for them to label you police impersonator

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by LeeMason(m): 11:22am On Sep 28, 2019
So you're the yahoo boy who tried to hack our system abi?

Your case don worse be that oh

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by Cashmanbreeze: 11:28am On Sep 28, 2019
That's if they understand what that is
Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by SKhanmi: 11:43am On Sep 28, 2019
Smart. If you can afford it, buy 2 phones, One for business & sensitive materials always at home, Carry the korofo comot. I don't even leave bank alerts on my phone anymore except if balance na like 3k. Na dem go drop something for me na when they see as I broke.

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by yungsmart(m): 11:47am On Sep 28, 2019
SKhanmi:
Smart. If you can afford it, buy 2 phones, One for business & sensitive materials always at home, Carry the korofo comot. I don't even leave bank alerts on my phone anymore except if balance na like 3k. Na dem go drop something for me na when they see as I broke.

Why do that when you can use the 'dual space' function on any xiaomi device.
Like you can use two pattern or two password from your lock screen one for your normal space the other for another space all from the lock screen.

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by SKhanmi: 12:06pm On Sep 28, 2019
yungsmart:


Why do that when you can use the 'dual space' function on any xiaomi device.
Like you can use two pattern or two password from your lock screen one for your normal space the other for another space all from the lock screen.

Really?,Not familiar with that or a xiaomi device. And not all SARS & NPF men are fools,some move around with tech tools in Lag. What are the odds that the SARS that accost someone also uses a xiaomi device with knowledge of this function? I prefer 100% safety bro

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by Olufela30: 12:08pm On Sep 28, 2019
King Solomon !!

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by dkronicle(m): 12:46pm On Sep 28, 2019
Any ways. Better people full here. I buy all gift cards and bitcoins too.. Read my signature
Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by Hhenryy: 1:29pm On Sep 28, 2019
As if they Will even read it
Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by Gucciboy1(m): 1:43pm On Sep 28, 2019
Ennyhorlar:
How can I show these police men that they're accountable to someone for their illicit actions? No way grin

So I made the Complaint team's artwork my PHONE WALLPAPER cheesy grin grin grin

So if any police man should stop me lasan.. as you dey unlock my phone, make Una dey see say I fit report you o

Lalasticlala , Seun


Dem go best craze comot for your head then seize your phone. let's see who you will call
Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by Birniwa(m): 1:47pm On Sep 28, 2019
damtan:
Most Naija policemen don't even know what twitter is.

It is not about knowing what Twitter is, it's about the message contained in the image. And for that, I'm very sure every Nigerian Police officer can at least read and write if not, they wouldn't have been recruited into the NPF in the first place.
Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by Treasure17(m): 2:06pm On Sep 28, 2019
As if they care.
Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by Tosiniwasokun(m): 2:49pm On Sep 28, 2019
Coward!
Gucciboy1:



Dem go best craze comot for your head then seize your phone. let's see who you will call
Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by Timileyin1234(m): 2:54pm On Sep 28, 2019
After they beat life out of u.
Orie ope

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Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by micfoley: 3:06pm On Sep 28, 2019
Not a bad idea
Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by SouthSouth1914: 3:12pm On Sep 28, 2019
The Nigerian police is full of unrepentant, uneducated criminals.. Not a bad idea though!

The police force should be pushed until they have sense!
Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by chukzyfcbb: 4:48pm On Sep 28, 2019
yungsmart:


Why do that when you can use the 'dual space' function on any xiaomi device.
Like you can use two pattern or two password from your lock screen one for your normal space the other for another space all from the lock screen.
I think that's an Android 9 feature..
i have it enabled already.

unlock your phone after bootup with a diff password/pattern it will lead to a second user account. That account will be bare as Fck (maybe just keep one two pics there as disguise) lol

iTs like creating a second profile on a Windows machine.

since the birds have learnt to fly without perching, the hunted haff learnt to shoot without stopping
Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by INCREDIBLEGUY: 8:00pm On Sep 28, 2019
G Guys Detected
Re: To Avoid SARS And NPF Harassment.. See What I Did To My Phone by Sirmuel1(m): 8:02pm On Sep 28, 2019
When SARS hold me for Lagos, them seize my Phone, I no fit even call anybody for more than 3hrs.

They put me for their Van, we come dey patrol together dey find more people to arrest. Them later release me around 2am, after I don bail myself.

Them no gree collect transfer, but I was lucky to have my debit Card with me.


I'm not a criminal, I wasn't guilty of any offence, yet they kidnapped me and later released me after I paid the ransom. Yeye people

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