A sign of the times. See names of Churches in our country!!!!

While browsing through NL recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment

Here it goes::.

Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)

God's Mennonite Church

Guided Missiles Church

JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'

Healing Has Begun Ministry

God's Own Ministry

The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know)

Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)

Huricane Miracle Ministry

Healing Tsunami Ministry

Satan in Trouble Ministry

Fire for Fire Ministry

Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos. My guess is they're affiliated with NATO

FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)

Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite!

Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel

The Yoke Must Broke Ministry

Jesus Heal Ministry

Face to face ministry

Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace

Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)

By fire By Fire Ministry

HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES

David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)

House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)

JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY

OPM - Other people's money (PH)

God in action ministries

Moving mountain gospel church

MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD

Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)

Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You"

HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)

HIGH TENSION MINISTRY

JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err, the "F" word

Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry

Accredited Church of God

Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!)

Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated

Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State

LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD

And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God

Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin

God is Real Ministry.
Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power"

Fire burn ministries

JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Port harcourt

Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta

Old time religion ministry

Strong Hand of God ministry

Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.

Trigger happy ministry. Motto- always firing the devil

KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan

Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin

SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS

Perfect Christianity Ministry

Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries

Elshaddai shall not die ministries , pls note Powered by, lolz

There is another thread for this

I'm a catholic - and catholic i will remain till the end of time.


U try poster

@baby.me, i neva knew there is another for this, but y the angry expression, na wa for nairalanders oooo

mehn i tire for some pantagostial churches

Lol

@ poster. babyme wanst rude.
cant find anger in that simple expression
"there is another thread 4 dis"
its just blunt.
lets learn to ignore some tind that doesnt seem to suit us.
but ur post is funny, its an additional info to the 1st thread
on a similar topic

@angelz U, my friend, av establish a "poster right activist" reputation

Tehehe