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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Oghidi: 6:10pm On Oct 19, 2019
Buy the most expensive soap take wash yash and use d perfume wen cent spray am... e go still smell

He goat say how many days him want spend for life when im nor Bleep im mama

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by od501: 6:11pm On Oct 19, 2019
Wetin make Jerry do sporting wave, no give Timo right to fry hair.

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Sugar019: 6:11pm On Oct 19, 2019
persin wey no get mony no get head
Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Iziquiel(m): 6:11pm On Oct 19, 2019
Papa wey chop wey no give pikin na him go pack plate.

Pikin wey fes him Papa get bald head, na head go kill am.

Dem no dey tell old mama make she sidon close leg because u no knw where she dey use collect breeze.

Help me beat my pikin no mean say make u blind am.

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by dfrost: 6:11pm On Oct 19, 2019
xxxtedyxxx:
No basket for rotten mango....grin

E don tey wey yansh dey back...

Eye no dey see ear, no matter how e take sharp..;

Anywhere belle face na front.

Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant.

No be person wey call police dey win case.

Where dem dey sell weed no dey get signboard.

Madness no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.



Add yours.

Na our wahala be dis. Only u ma, you nack 8+ proverbs, wetin dey work YOU na?

Pickin wey say em mama no go sleep, e too no go sleep.
Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by DesChyko: 6:16pm On Oct 19, 2019
No be to dey beg God make collect Devil power from am. If he collect am give you, you go accept am?

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Ngirima: 6:18pm On Oct 19, 2019
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PapalsBull:
Small breast no be tangerine.

Ashawo no dey train fowl grin
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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Nigeriabiafra80: 6:19pm On Oct 19, 2019
No Mata how nyash take waka, e go still dey for back

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by kstyle2(m): 6:19pm On Oct 19, 2019
Who dey sell pepper no Wey use hand scratch gbola

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by hopuhsirlor(m): 6:20pm On Oct 19, 2019
Who wahala naked follow no dey use English pray

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by munaco: 6:21pm On Oct 19, 2019
Canoe man wey no get Canoe na water go carry am.
Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by xtivin2: 6:21pm On Oct 19, 2019
Na small shit dey stain pant

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Nobody: 6:22pm On Oct 19, 2019
I've been meaning to ask, What's the meaning of "Prick no get shoulder" ?

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by EVarn(m): 6:23pm On Oct 19, 2019
No matter how dark room wan be, man go still locate woman breast

You no need cutlery to chop slap

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Amiaraking(m): 6:26pm On Oct 19, 2019
Na from the smell of mess, you go know how shit dey taste.

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Frankspot(m): 6:28pm On Oct 19, 2019
Pastor wey dey pray for mad man, no dey close eyes

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Obajuxxl(m): 6:28pm On Oct 19, 2019
1.Person wey last come motor park no dey choose seat
2.Cow wey no get tail na God help am pursue fly
3. Lean on me no mean say make u kill me
4. Person never go another person farm na him dey talk say him papa farm na him big pass
5. Love dey blind na marriage dey open am
6. Even blind man know say rain dey fall

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by andyoruma: 6:29pm On Oct 19, 2019
Pickin wey say he want to get bald head like him papa, na headache go kill am.

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Nobody: 6:30pm On Oct 19, 2019
Person wey wear borrowed clothes go party no de dance too much

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by kstyle2(m): 6:30pm On Oct 19, 2019
Na pastor Wey no too get members dey get time for demons

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Tarabye: 6:33pm On Oct 19, 2019
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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by shamecurls(m): 6:38pm On Oct 19, 2019
No matter how small toto water be, E dey reach peniss to baff

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by oglalasioux(m): 6:40pm On Oct 19, 2019
morningstar55:


Make I chop their money small, na so olosho take start.




This is the clincher.

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by zigzagluv: 6:44pm On Oct 19, 2019
You just finish me , I tale for u , d last two man
xxxtedyxxx:
Pikin wey dey find party rice no suppose to fear dance.

Monkey no fine but em mama like am.


Toto water no dey plenty but e dey reach pri.ck take baff..grin

Coconut know say e dey go far, thats why e carry water join body
Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Lamiri(m): 6:47pm On Oct 19, 2019
Pikin we dey find party rice no suppose to fear dance
Na who dey find something hand long pass

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Bondatt: 6:48pm On Oct 19, 2019
No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey e mama dey sell food.

I'm not in the mood, I'm not in the mood, na him dey bring second wife.

The way all lizard Dey rub belle for ground no free us know which one belle Dey pain.

Na pesin wey dem Dey escort go Dey front


grin grin grin

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by FDURU(m): 6:51pm On Oct 19, 2019
who naked no dey chuk hand for pocket
Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Bondatt: 6:52pm On Oct 19, 2019
Pesin wey dey pursue dog from shi.t , na u wan chop am?

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by goodoo: 6:55pm On Oct 19, 2019
Dem no dey tell madman sey rain dey fall.
Rats no dey make friend with cat.
Eyes no dey see head.

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by Nobody: 7:03pm On Oct 19, 2019
For naija even devil dey enter heaven[color=#990000][/color]

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Re: Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. by DrMeroThaEmperor(m): 7:21pm On Oct 19, 2019
*E go better na poor man prayer.
*Na the same problem Person when get maize farm, and person when get fine wife dey face.
*Play play go turn to hit and go.
*Na who get head dey wear cap.
*The difference between Ogogoro and Whisky na packaging.
*The difference between kpekere and Plantain chips na packaging.
*Follow who know road but carry T-fare.
*I nor fit put you for plane, then ride bicycle.

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