The drama that happened on Friday I forgot to gist you guys ...
On Friday morning on my way to normal hustle, the driver of the bus I entered kept delaying us...
He would practically park his car and wait for someone coming from far distance to enter the bus..
Sometimes when the people approach the bus..
They wave to signify they ain't interested..
Some will snub the driver and continue walking without paying attention If he was waiting for them or not...
E remain small make the driver enter people house begin drag them to enter his bus..
All these were happening, he was delaying us..
Passengers were begging him to take us to our destination naa that he is wasting their time..
Some were shouting at him...
The driver no send..
He told them he won't carry only them to Onitsha because they did not buy bus for him...
That his bus is public transport not private car..
You know how Savage some drivers can be...
We were enduring it shaaa...
After all he was right.. Nobe public transport?...
Na we find em problem enter em bus...
We got to this particular bus stop where he drove into the street and he came down, started calling people coming out to enter his bus...
Roughly We've spent more than 30mins on a journey of 15mins and we are not halfway yet...
As he was there calling people to enter his bus,one young guy came down from the passengers seat..
Went to the driver's seat,
Started the car and drove us out..
Straight to Onitsha ...
Before the driver could run from where he was to his bus,we don go far ....
The guy didn't say a word till we got to Onitsha..
We kept hailing him...
Nna na enye motor oku (fire dey go)...
Na you biko ...
We got to Onitsha He parked the bus inside their bus stop..
Told everybody to drop their money on the driver's seat..
If you eat the driver's money..
Na you sabi o..
Everyone dropped #100, those that needed balance,collected from others..
Rallied the driver's money and dropped for him on his seat while everyone of us ran away before the driver arrives ...
Me I went to my customer's shop where I buy beans and plantain to wait for the driver's arrival and the drama that follows...
Mins later,the driver came racing towards the park...shouting... Threatening fire and brimstone..
Asking his fellow drivers if they saw the guy that parked his bus...
They didn't understand because their mind no reach say the guy wey park the bus nobe driver sef....
When he explained his ordeal everyone started laughing at him...
Some told him na wetin fit am cos he dey over do em own atimes...
After shouting and cursing the guy..
He went and collected his money .
Case closed...
I was expecting bigger drama but the driver na afo anu ...
Na only mouth he get....
And that guy that drove us..
Na real king mehnnnn...
That's how stars do ..
They don't talk too much..
They act

Who will do this one in Lagos

My belly ooooo, I have never laughed this hard in a long while. You guys must be coming from Asaba?



Lalasticlala must see this.

how I wish someone competent enough will do this to buhari and drive Nigeria forward. life here under buhari is too hard mehn.

Self-Service
Your mind is corrupt.. I meant just self-service
It's ordinary self service the passangers did

Is this a real story? Wish someone would do that at the airport too

Try this in Lagos ke?

OluwasureGig:
how I wish someone competent enough will do this to buhari and drive Nigeria forward. life here under buhari is too hard mehn.

Hahahahahaha...this thing funny die. Those Asaba-Onitsha drivers can be very stubborn.

That's how they will lift passengers knowing fully well they ain't going to your bus stop...half way through the journey after you must have paid...they will start looking for another bus to transfer you.