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Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by DGeneral123(m): 7:15am On Dec 09, 2019 |
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Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by mrkings84(m): 7:59am On Dec 09, 2019 |
Noblejohn32: Just ride on, I wanna get to the end of this thriller, cos it's the reason am still in bed |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 8:09am On Dec 09, 2019 |
mrkings84:I'm loyal boss |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by MrFly(m): 8:17am On Dec 09, 2019 |
13th november 2019? U cant take us backwards IJN. Amen! |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by dimssy(m): 8:33am On Dec 09, 2019 |
Front page things |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 8:57am On Dec 09, 2019 |
dimssy:Boss it already made frontpage can it happen again |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 9:35am On Dec 09, 2019 |
Whoah! "DESIRE" has made frontpage the second time. Thumbs up to my esteemed literati(s). Merry xmas! I love you all |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Nobody: 9:56am On Dec 09, 2019 |
Following oo Boss Am waiting for the next Update |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 10:00am On Dec 09, 2019 |
Ebus12:i won't disappoint |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by mainzillionaire: 10:22am On Dec 09, 2019 |
Noblejohn32:captivating so far. I'm a human reader though not ghost I never die |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by obicoolnino: 10:27am On Dec 09, 2019 |
Nice work op |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by emonis88: 11:53am On Dec 09, 2019 |
Sensational work. More ink to pen Jare!! |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by NaijaDonCast(m): 11:56am On Dec 09, 2019 |
humorous vigour, ride on chap |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by mainzillionaire: 12:00pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
Tantalizing even though I didn't get an invite |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by HotB: 12:49pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
I imagined the serious faces as they call their names I nearly died of lafta. |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Glossystar(m): 1:25pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
Congrats Brother.
You've been featured once again, now going popular on Nairaland.
So Elated for the pace..
Every vision glows with motivation.
Keep thrilling... |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Glossystar(m): 1:37pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
Noblejohn32:Wow! A character is resounding powerfully with a kinda resemblance. Guess it's amiss my thought? Lol!!! Nice one. |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 2:00pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
Glossystar:Thanks Boss 1 Like |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Glossystar(m): 2:02pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
Noblejohn32:see ya at the top. |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 2:02pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
Glossystar:You guessed right Boss 1 Like |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Glossystar(m): 3:28pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
Noblejohn32:Wow! interesting... |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 6:38am On Dec 10, 2019 |
★Chapter 10★ ★Uniuyo Campus★ Double wahala!!! Smart sat on the floor brooding over the previous incident. He tried in his power to threaten Victoria to release the video to him but she won't bulge. But his instinct never lies, he knew Victoria didn't have the video with her but was just given empty threat. He grabbed the bottle of alomo bitters and emptied the content into his mouth. He was jolted off his thought by his phone ringing beside him. He sighed in disgust as he received the call. Philip: Hi loverboy! What's keeping you. Smart: Do we have any unfinished business. Philip: Damn! remember the rendezvous i told you about at sheraton. The sugar daddies are present. Smart: I'm not interested in any party. I have a lot to do. Philip: Bleep you bastard! Are you gonna keep me this way!! Smart: Buddy! I'm with my girl at the moment. Bleep yourself! Bleep the sugar daddies!! The call was disconnected. ★ Sheraton Hotel ★ Philip slammed the phone in anger. He couldn't believe Smart could play that hit on him and the cult they both belong. Sugar mountain was a secret male cult strictly for only gay(s). To the outside world, it was a social club. It was a cult men could hook up with other men without stress or fear of stigmatization. That was the cult Smart and Philip belonged. After every three month, the cult do host a party bash. Philip sat in anger when he noticed he was the only single guy as others were in pairs dancing to Lilwyane's track. The thought of his lover being in the arms of a woman made him sick in the stomach. He decided to take law into his hands. Vera is gonna pay for this!!! He proceeded to meet the lord of their cartel who was called doctor on the podium. He met doctor lost in the fumes of pleasure as a man gave him a lap dance. He tapped him twice. "Who dare battle the king in paradise" doctor screamed in anger. "Doctor it is me" Philip screamed. They could barely hear themselves. "Who are wa!" Doctor capped. "I am rugged Philip the philopa baptised by the true God in caanan a land of milk and honey!" Philip introduced himself in the sugar tongue. He anchored doctor and led him as they struggled through sweaty bodies until they got out of the hall. "Doctor! Matters deh and we gast table am for panel" Philip capped. "Indulge your fada!" Doctor said and sniffed in cocaine from a container. "Smartaly deh play non-entity" Philip said. "Who be Smartaly? Booze don full my brain i no fit reason" Doctor said. "Smartaly my baby na! baptized in Italy by kariabities" Philip said. "Ohhh! You mean your kuku? Why he no come the party" Doctor said. "He wan play us" Philip added. "maga you staunch die! I been even hear say the guy no deh gree identify" Doctor screamed. "We gast play am ethical!code4!! And i no fit let my kuku fall inside well" Philip capped. "We ko play am inside life! I ko personally show face for dat case" doctor said. "Make i arrange buddies! We ko abduct the bitch! I gast drill her smelly pussy with a drilling stick" Philip said and anchored doctor. "Everly i deh always believe your paroles! No make any pussy steal your kuku" Doctor said and walked past him into the hall. "Vera paul, microbiology student!" Philip muttered to himself. He picked up his phone and made a call. "Valley! i deh come your crib arrange groundnut and chickenlaps. No para me with question! Just make sure say the chicken lap deh ready!" Philip said and disconnected the call. "Hey! Why do you need to leave the party ground for just a lap of a chicken when you can have a whole chicken here to yourself! Is it barbequed, grilled or fried" a male waiter said. Philip turned in shock "No don't worry, there is a particular lap i need! Never mind" Philip said and turned to leave but he felt a strong hand on his shoulder. "I've been watching you closely! You are tensed. Is this your first time with the men" the waiter said and romanced Philip's biceps. "Bleep!" He muttered. "A quickie won't waste my time" Philip muttered and engaged the waiter in a passionate kiss. *************************** ★Okon Eket★ Harry and friends groaned like a female dog on heat during the choir practice session. They never got their bearings as they literaly spoilt the carol with their croaked voice. "Amen!" Iboro the choirmaster screamed at Okon to stop singing but the latter kept nodding his head and singing. "Brother Goliath issorite! We are not in a battle field" The frustrated choir master screamed. Right from the moment Harry's crew moved into the church, the practise session automatically turned into a comedy session. "Brotherly! no vex i just catwalkwed into the spirit" Okon said and cleaned his face with the aid of his towel. He had been sweating during the course of singing. "Choirmistress!" Okon screamed. "Is choirmaster not mistress" the man corrected. "You be man? Just because you don grow small moustache! You sabi give woman belle?" Okon said. "Jesus" Others gigled. To the rest of the choristers, the session was too interesting and hilarious. "Choirboy! abi una ko pay me for my 'efforted effort' i don sweat finish" Okon said. "You are doing it for the lord" Iboro said. "Tah! no be God send una to open this church! God no deh when una pastors and prophet deh collect money, una ko pay me!" Okon pressed further. "Brother Goliath Enough! You have been disturbing this church" Iboro screamed like a bull caught with the horns. "Bros respect yaself no deh talk to me anyhow!" Okon fired. "How dare you challenge me, do you know my age!" Iboro screamed. "How many years you be? the person weh dem born weh follow the person wey dem born after me senoir you" Okon charged. "Abeg! Calm down brother Goliath! We are not here to trade words" A man tried to pacify the situation. "Warn am say make he no try me again! I ko use karate skills beat am" Okon said. "Okon you don learn karate before?" Peter asked trying to stiffle his laughter. "Na me be karate champion for my village!" Okon boasted. Their chants laughter and screams attracted the senior pastor from his parsonage. "I can see you all are mad in the spirit that is why you have forgotten where you are?" Pastor voiced in anger. "Sir i don't know which gate of hell this men came from" Iboro said in anger. "Hello friends! I can see you all are new members, can i know your names?" The pastor asked. "I'm brother Nebuchadnezzar" James said. "God have mercy! Is that your real name?" The stunned pastor asked. "Oga! na so i see am" James said "Many people do not know the implications of a name! Do you know who Nebuchadnezzar was?" The pastor asked. "He was a village head!" Peter answered from his seat. The pastor sighed and pointed at Udoh who was already in deep sleep. "Can i know your name?" "I'm brother Adam" Udoh said amidst yawn. "Why are you sleeping in the church?" Udoh kept silent. "What of you?" He pointed at Peter. "I yam Eli" Peter said. "Are you a prophet?" Pastor asked. "No a hustler, but i use to prophesy when i drink udeku" Peter said. "What is udeku?" Pastor asked, the question made everyone laugh. "Pastor, udeku is anionting water"Peter replied. The choirmaster whispered to the pastor and he turned sharply to Peter. "So you do prophesy after drinking beer! Who do you normally prophesy to?" Pastor asked. My landlord! When the man deh disturb me for house rent. I ko just tell am: Ogaland! If you disturb me again, the lawd Gawd of Ethiopia will pour thee acid" Peter said. The choristers were thrown into another session of laughter. "And who told you that God is from Ethiopia?" "You no sabi say Jehovah na Ethiopia name?" Peter fired back. The Pastor nodded his head in pity. He turned to Okon and pointed at him. "I'm brother Goliath" "Holyghost! Who named you guys?" The pastor asked in awe. "Pastor! na my baptism name be dat" Okon replied. "Do you know who Goliath was?" "He were a fighter" Okon replied. "And do you know that he was killed by a little child"?"Pastor asked. "Na ojoro! David been deh far away deh throw stone! If to say he come near Goliath, deh for chop am like biscuit" Harry said. "So you mean the bible is lying?" The pastor asked. "Oga! quote me right! Goliath been beat David but bible no write am!" Harry said. "May God forgive you" The pastor said. "Same to you!" Harry muttered under his breath. "I can see you guys are still in the world. John3vs16 says 'for God so loved the world and he sent his only begotten son and whoever believe in him will not perish! My brothers even with your atrocities, God loves you. He sent his son to die for you" "No be me! He no die for me!! I no send any angel to die for me!!!" Okon said. "He died for you and me! are you ready to give your life to Christ?" The pastor asked. "So who been deh with my life before?" Peter asked. "Satan!" The pastor replied. "Back to Satan! no, sender" Peter said. James moved to the podium. "Are you ready to transfer your life to Christ?" Pastor asked. "Eh! but wetin we ko use do the transfer: na atm, bluetooth or Xender" James asked. "My People Perish because of ignorance!" "Pastor no talk dat one! I be graduate" James exclaimed. The pastor prayed and James kept shaking as if he was under anointing. "Sharramalabo! Ebenebetitus!!" James kept screaming in arabic and jerking like an slowpoke. "It is done! You are now a new creature" The pastor said and the whole church clapped. "Brother Nebu! Pray for us to disperse" The choirmaster said as the Pastor left. "God of Moses! Be with us, we thank you for our daily bread, we thank you for our daily soup! Recieve double twaile! God any power that want to rise i command you to sleep and wake up! Father bless us like dangote! I push all the demons into the well! We shall never commit suicide! Fada any fine girl in this place that want to commit abortion, give her suicide! I say give her suicide. Any ashawo that will leave this place to club, fada give her accident, break her leg! The man that will Bleep someone wife, fada give him legover. Fada give our enemies HIV. Fada our leaders that are chopping our money, fada give them block head! Fada blind their eyes! Fada any lady that want a job, fada give her jobss! Any man that want a wife, fada give him wifess! Any couple old or new that want a child, fada bless them with football team! Fada pick my call! Fada i transfer my life to you, keep an safe incase i need am anytime! God haff mercy! Amen" The congregation couldn't with hold their self as they laughed and kept hailing Brother Nebu! James quickly left to meet Mirriam "Hello!" James greeted but Mirriam stared at him and began laughing. "Sorry! Just that i can't help it" She said amidst giggle. "You and your guys are comedians". "Thank you! So how are you?" James asked. "I'm fine, so can i call you James?" She asked. "Yea! You fit call me anything! Mirriam i love you like mad" James confessed. "Pardon?" "Wetin be pardon? I say i love you" James said. "Excuse me! Because i gave you an audience shouldn't give you the temerity to tell me thrash" Mirriam said and walked past him but he ran after her. "Mirriam abeg no go" He said and held her hand. "I'll just spank you, what do you take me for?" Mirriam asked in anger. James was totaly confused! A lady that was so jovial to him from the inception was now an iron lady. He recalled Tupac Shakur favourite verse. 'NEVER GIVE UP, THE WORLD AINT A BED OF ROSES! THE ANGELS GOT YA BACK". "Mirriam abeg no treat me like this, i wan to go on a date with you" James pleaded. "Then you must be a fool!" Mirriam barked. He made to hold her hands but he was given a deafning slap. He rubbed his cheek in confusion and spat blood. "Nebu! That one hard pass you" Harry said. "The girl no sabi!" James said. "That one no get your time! i no deh like ladies weh deh slap man" Harry added. "Never give up" James muttered. "You say?" "Na me ko marry dat lady" James said. "Ok that means you deh ready to collect more slap?" Harry mocked. James ignored him. "May the Lawd God of Jericho give your cheek strength!" Harry prayed. DESIRE® John Mfon 2 Likes |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 6:48am On Dec 10, 2019 |
Notice! Notice!! Notice!!! Dear esteemed literati(s), Chapter 10 has been modified. If you read the very first update please make a 'U' turn and check on it again for clearer insight. Thanks and God bless you all. |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by koolbee7: 1:39pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
Correct niggarr Me dey feel d tori |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Kentuforchrist(m): 3:32pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
This Guy Is Too Much What An Interesting Story,abeg Next Update O |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 6:42pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
Fresh episode loading..... |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Adegbe2012: 9:18pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
I love d story.... We are waiting for more episodes |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 5:41pm On Dec 12, 2019 |
I wish to apologise for the lack of update. Believe me!, it is not my fault but circumstances beyond my control. I'll try my possible best to deliver the best John Mfon® |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 5:48pm On Dec 12, 2019 |
10b When love becomes an obsession, it comes with an obstacle-course which both parties has to partake in and everything in that relationship becomes odious. A relationship built on obsession will make one physicologically claustrophobic. Never get into a relationship that will kill your visions or kill yourself. Peace of mind is real peace! Forget obsession, Try love! Forget being the boss, Try being a patner! ★ Uniuyo Campus ★ A mercedes benz was seen plying the street to Harmony lodge. The car parked ten metres away from a storey building and three men alighted from the vehicle. "Monitor that building and watch out for the girl" Philip whispered to his men. He put on a cap to disguise his appearance and left to a mini bar. The men watched keenly and soon spotted the lady. They confirmed her facial features from their device and one of them signalled Philip with a whatsapp message. "Hello pretty!" Philip greeted and blocked Vera's passage. "Hi" Vera replied and made to pass. "I need to tell you something" Philip said and retrieved a pistol from his waist pocket. Vera gasped in shock and fear. "I've not done an....thing wrong" Vera stuttered. "Yea! I know and i want you to move silently as if nothing happened" Philip said and returned the pistol to its initial position. Vera was extremely terrified, she couldn't control her self because of fear and she let out a 'powerful fart'. Philip became confused as he inhaled the 'gas'. Vera released another round of fart and Philip's stomach rumbled. He began gasping for breath. "You bitch! Did you drink from a soakaway?" Philip asked in a muffled tone as he covered his nose with a scarf. "I'm sorry, i ate banga stew with boiled beans" Vera said in fear of the unknown. "Banga kill you there! Do you wish to give me a heart attack?" Philip said. "Brahhhhh! Papapa Braaah! Vera released another 'earth-breaking' fart. "I'm sorry! It is not my fault! I cant control myself" Vera sobbed, Out of tension she urinated on her trousers. The stench of the urine coupled with the fart paralysed Philip and Vera took to her heels. "Damn you!" Philip screamed and instinctively pulled the trigger but missed squarely. "Move into the car, lets go after her" Philip screamed at his men. "Broz! the sound don alert every soul make we find our own way" One of the men said. "We die here! If i don't get that boyfriend snatcher let my generations die young! I fit no back down when the paroles never set" Philip cursed. "But how she fit take escape?" "The bitch na messing machine! Her mess don break my kidney" Philip gasped. Philip and his crew alighted from the vehicle and chased after Vera in nitro speed. ★Okon Eket★ "James thou art weak!" Harry said with hands on his head. "Girl slap me? I no for chop!" Okon said to a brooding James. "I dey confuse!" James thought aloud. "Brother Nebuchadnezzar! Na dat name deh disturb you" Peter said. "No be say Mirriam no for accept you but she deh think of how she ko deh call you!" Udoh grinned. "She ko be like: Nebu my love! Chadnezzar my honey! I wan money to barb hair" Harry said. "Her inlaw sef ko deh fear your name! One lady for church been even ask me whether you be Babylonian!" Harry said, laughing. "Wetin be Babylonian?" Okon asked. "I no sabi?" Harry replied. "Why you no ask the lady the meaning? Idiot!" Okon said. "I get idea" Udoh screamed. "Which can idea you get? For your life you don reason better thing before?" Peter fired. "You deh mad! Guys if James write love letter give that girl, she ko fall" Udoh said. "Yes na true talk, but James no fit speak good english how he ko take write letter" Okon added. "You deh mad! Who no fit speak english! You fit speak?" James fired. "Ok make a speech" Okon said. "Wetin be speech!" James fired. "Ok James and Okon debate on the topic that says 'MY LANDLORD IS BETTER THAN ME'. Opposition or proposition" Harry stated. "I'm am a man! God is my father! I don't haff a fada because my mama was being Bleep in the darkest night...." "Oya sharrap ya dirty mouth! wetin you deh vomit!" Harry screamed. "Okon, can you understood your useless introduction, no give us biography!" Peter said. "My landlord cannot be better than me because i didn't kill his fada point 2: i didn't Bleep his daughter. Point 3: i no deh look him wife for baffroom becoz i am an integrity man and i get prestige!" James stated. "No vex wetin be prestige?" Peter asked. "No be me write 'dikishtionary' James defended. "Sharrap dia! no be you write wetin? Pronounce am again!" Harry said. "Dick...ish..." James tried to pronounce but was interrupted. "Dick! Na dick you wan pronounce!" Harry screamed. "Simple word 'dicdictationary'" Harry pronounced. "Jesus my fada fada i shall not die! Harry you say na wetin?" James screamed. "You sabi Wole Soyinka! Na me been teach am for primary school! No deh insult me for book" Harry said. To be continued......... 1 Like |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Oly23(f): 7:05pm On Dec 12, 2019 |
Noblejohn32:This got me cracking so bad, messing machine osheyy |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by skubido(m): 7:34pm On Dec 12, 2019 |
Weldon OP |
Re: "Desire" By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 12:22pm On Dec 13, 2019 |
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