yazga:

ambitiouschap:


hello

pryme:
The One

2001 sci-fi thriller

Staring - Jet Li, Jason Statham, Delroy Lindo


It's not a bad movie though.

yazga:

pryme:
The One
2001 sci-fi thriller
Staring - Jet Li, Jason Statham, Delroy Lindo

It's not a bad movie though.

pryme:


Pls don't tell me you lost your sense of humor in your search of "The One"

yazga:
So I saw a post here that gave me real hope of finding "THE ONE" right here on and that's what prompted this post. I promise I'm here on serious business this time.

I've introduced myself before but I'll share the basics again while at it, in case "the one" missed it initially.

DISCLAIMER: I'm not looking for a fling, a rebound or whatnot. I'm looking for my soulmate. Father of my remaining kids. Lol

So dear soulmate, here goes...
�I'm Yoruba (please be Yoruba).
�I'm 27 (I prefer an older man between 29-33).
�I'm 5ft7" tall (be taller. Say 6ft thereabout)
�Christian (Be Christian man. Not a Pastor sha o)
�I'm a single mom of a 5 year old girl (I hope you love kids. "You love me, you love my dog"
�I'm very ambitious and I have big plans. I need a man who can help me stay on my toes and on top of my game. Who will believe in me and support me to build our empire.
�I have a good sense of humor and I sabi laugh well well. So of course I'm not trying to hook up with Mr overly serious that I will be explaining every joke to before he gets it.
�I'm pretty smart (if i do say so myself) and I'll prefer my man to be smarter. Not somebody that will be making me feel like a blockhead sha o
�I just got out of a relationship that was complicated by baby mama wahala. So if you have baby mama issues, I beg you in the name of God to avoid me.
�I like to have my own money and I know how to work for it so I don't necessarily need a man that is stinkingly rich. Just be comfortable to even like your own lifestyle.
�Finally, I more or less have English running in my veins so I'm sort of a natural grammar police. So If you belong "xup, hi angle, hwfar, gm, pm, hwz u" gang, please I beg you in the name of the almighty, AVOID ME.

So if you're decent, educated, comfortable in your own skin and check all the above boxes, you just may have found your missing rib. Aren't you lucky!

Lastly, be respectful of women. I can't stand chauvinists.

Skyfornia:
But why avoiding someone that has a baby mama when you also have a baby daddy? Are you indirectly criticizing yourself??