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Imagine If God Says That Our Offering Money Would Be Our Feeding Money In Heaven by jameshood: 6:44pm On Oct 29, 2019
Imagine if God says that our offering money would be our feeding money in heaven, I swear na ulcer go kill some people for heaven…

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Re: Imagine If God Says That Our Offering Money Would Be Our Feeding Money In Heaven by jameshood: 6:30am On Nov 01, 2019
this is funny
Re: Imagine If God Says That Our Offering Money Would Be Our Feeding Money In Heaven by WISEONE12: 7:25am On Nov 01, 2019
This is great!

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