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Jokes For The Day by muyico(m): 5:06am On Dec 05, 2020 |
Dis delay for salary don make my eyes chi chun
chin. I dey settle matter since last night na him
make me never greet una dis morning
Police extend hand to driver, driver come pour
am hand sanitizer, na the matter we dey settle
for roadblock since morning.
As Nepa bring light this evening na so the
happiness make the house boy hug madam
infront of Oga. Infact, we don dey beg Oga since
morning.
Landlord no gree pay NEPA bills,
Tennant disconnect Landlord light...
We dey inside rain since dey settle the matter.
Madam called DPO to come and arrest her
husband's side chick and the side chick happens
to be the DPO's wife....we don pack ourself go
another police station go seperate fight!
My guy carry 2k enter boutique go test trouser
of 25k, now zip don spoil.
As I dey talk so, na d shop him dey, dey mop
ground since morning.
Tenant impregnated Landlord's daughter and
Landlord impregnate Tenant's wife! We still dey
settle am..
Maid mistakenly called Oga 'naughty boy' in
front of madam, na the matter we dey try settle
before gate man come tell madam 'baby calm
down'. We are going to the village square now
becos matter don tie wrapper.
Oga borrow madam ATM card to support him
business for morning, Side chick carry same ATM
card go shopping for madam boutique for
afternoon. Madam is still with the ATM card
requesting for the owner or sidechick go spend
time for prison. Na for de matter we dey ooO!
Tenant dog no allow Landlord enter house, na
so rain beat oga Landlord for outside. Na the
compound we dey since dey beg oga Landlord.
Na the matter to make someone happy we
dey so, na laughter therapy wey you need we dey
settle......On a lighter note enjoy your weekend. |
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