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Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by fineboynl(m): 8:21pm On Oct 30, 2019
Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen in Past 7 Years

USA: Houston police have arrested a man believed to be behind the disappearance of no less than 31 persons this past decade.

Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych, 56, could be linked to a number of mysterious disappearances in the area believe officials.




USA: Houston police have arrested a man believed to be behind the disappearance of no less than 31 persons this past decade.

Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych, 56, could be linked to a number of mysterious disappearances in the area believe officials.

Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych
Yanukovych was interrogated by police after neighbors complained about him using a chainsaw late at night and reported the man being “covered in blood.”

When police arrived on the scene, Yanukovych was found butchering a dead body in his garage and preparing what police officers described as “large quantities of ground meat” mixed in with an “aromatic blend of spices.”

“The suspect admitted to preying on unsuspecting delivery men from local restaurants, several postmen and even a number of Jehovah witnesses,” Assistant Chief Jeff Buchanan told reporters.




“I never suspected he was a mass murderer. He would often invite all the neighbors to watch football at his house and host large barbecues for everybody and was super friendly,” one neighbor told reporters.

Yanukovych, 56, who lives with his mother, Anastasia Z. Yanukovych, 93, and who rents the house basement to a local student, seemed to blend into the community and never arouse suspicion from neighbors.

“He was in charge of organizing our yearly spaghetti dinner fundraiser for the past five years and was a key player in the community. I am in utter disbelief” one local YMCA administrative told reporters.

When interrogated by authorities, Yanukovych apparently showed some remorse about killing the delivery men and postmen who were “just doing their job” but said the Jehovah witnesses “really annoyed him” and wished he had “taken more out.”

Tom Duvall, a local Jehovah witness organization spokesman, said that he is relieved that “members of our local chapter can now feel safe” and that “these courageous souls have not ended in this vile man’s belly, but in God’s belly.”

If convicted of his crimes, Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych faces a maximum prison sentence of 2,675 years in jail, believe experts.

http://www.faceofmalawi.com/2019/10/cannibal-ate-23-pizza-delivery-men-6-jehovah-witnesses-2-postmen-in-past-7-years/
Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by SweetPreeq(m): 8:23pm On Oct 30, 2019
So human being chop human being

Nawa o

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Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by BeStroNG(m): 8:25pm On Oct 30, 2019
Ok
Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by kunleweb: 8:26pm On Oct 30, 2019
Lool. Psyopath aromatic spices societal blending in.

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Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by dheaven: 8:26pm On Oct 30, 2019
Wonder they say can never end.
According to Nairalanders "Wetin musa nor go see for gate"?.... They should kill him slowly so he suffers before he dies.

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Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by emeijeh(m): 8:27pm On Oct 30, 2019
See his head like Sharkie Chan


Rot in jail !
Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by ReneeNuttall(f): 8:27pm On Oct 30, 2019
Damn! I thought this only exist In movies and myths. shocked
Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by Chubhie: 8:27pm On Oct 30, 2019
Omo! Na so I go watch football chop human barbecue and spag!!!!!

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Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by Xisnin(m): 8:28pm On Oct 30, 2019

“I never suspected he was a mass murderer. He would often invite all the neighbors to watch football at his house and host large barbecues for everybody and was super friendly,” one neighbor told reporters.
Note to gluttons.
Don't eat everything you see.


When interrogated by authorities, Yanukovych apparently showed some remorse about killing the delivery men and postmen who were “just doing their job” but said the Jehovah witnesses “really annoyed him” and wished he had “taken more out.”

Many people hate JWs poke nosing but won't go as far as this animal.
Any careful observer would have seen this monster for what he is.
Since he has spent 56 years already, he should enjoy the remaining ones behind bars.
Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by Nezero(m): 8:32pm On Oct 30, 2019

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Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by meccuno: 8:38pm On Oct 30, 2019
If convicted of his crimes, Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych faces a maximum prison sentence of 2,675 years in jail,believe experts. shocked
Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by mii4u(f): 8:40pm On Oct 30, 2019
Chubhie:
Omo! Na so I go watch football chop human barbecue and spag!!!!!
Just imagine, dragging unsuspecting pple into his cannibalistic world. Wickedness at its peak

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Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:41pm On Oct 30, 2019
see madness... he looks crazy too!
Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by Wiseandtrue(f): 8:46pm On Oct 30, 2019
So the neighbours have been eating human barbeques

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Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by Chubhie: 9:14pm On Oct 30, 2019
mii4u:

Just imagine, dragging unsuspecting pple into his cannibalistic world. Wickedness at its peak
We hope the seed of cannibalism he planted in them doesn't take root. He singlehandedly initiated a whole community.

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Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by peachesandroses(f): 9:21pm On Oct 30, 2019
The one wey sweet me be say he go stay two thousand something years in jail! That means even his spirit would be a prisoner after he dies for many generations undecided

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Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by newdawn2017(f): 9:30pm On Oct 30, 2019
USA is way more deeper than Nigeria here walahi, that place is so deep. They get involved with satanic ocult exercises draw such satanic symbols on themselves, low key thus opening up themselves for demonic take overs. they do drugs, also thus their ability to reason clearly is impaired. Worse of it, they re not there neighbor's keeper hence at d 2nd one he would ve been detected as we do here in Nigeria.

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Re: Cannibal Ate 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen by dominique(f): 9:32pm On Oct 30, 2019

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