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Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by MrTrend(m): 1:03pm On Oct 31, 2019
A drama has ensured between a Twitter user and Church Of Satan on the social media platform.

The Church of Satan on Twitter has replied a curious Twitter user who reached out to the organization over how to become a member of the Illuminati sect adding he intends to get rich.

While replying to the user, the controversial organization advised him that ‘Illuminati’ basically means ‘enlightened’ and as such the user needs to read books and educate himself.

Read their exchange below:

“@ChurchofSatan How do I join the Illuminati?? I wanna get rich!,” @Alongeh2 tweeted.

“Illuminati basically means “enlightened” so read a book, educate yourself and poof! You are now enlightened. As a bonus, educating yourself is also a good step towards getting a job which can lead to getting rich. Good luck!,” @ChurchofSatan replied.

Below Is The Tweet;

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChurchofSatan/status/1189371434633592836

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/church-of-satan-replies-man-on-twitter-who-desperately-wants-to-join-illuminati/

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by MrTrend(m): 1:04pm On Oct 31, 2019

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Carbon2Oxide: 1:13pm On Oct 31, 2019
Satan sef no dey do giveaway embarassed

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by donbachi(m): 1:16pm On Oct 31, 2019
dis one own Don finish....for devil to refer am back to Wetin GOD tell am.

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Kenneygirl(f): 1:18pm On Oct 31, 2019
Savage

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by olu77(m): 1:18pm On Oct 31, 2019
Even satan is tired of Nigerians. Satan was aware that if Olamilekan was admitted and he became rich, he will run to instagram to flaunt his wealth and when interpol and efcc comes knocking, what you will hear is "it's not my fault it's the devil."

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by MASTERCHIEF0847: 1:19pm On Oct 31, 2019
Epic reply...fit for the ignorant.

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by judgementyard(m): 1:31pm On Oct 31, 2019
Lol

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Lordwheez(m): 1:37pm On Oct 31, 2019
Lol.... Bros, go and fyn work.... Even Satan dey fear make Nigerians no scam am... Lol

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by MrStan11(m): 3:35pm On Oct 31, 2019
This one na oyibo branch.
He should try Edo branch.

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by YurFatHer: 3:50pm On Oct 31, 2019
lolz... local sat*n cannot can it anymore from Nigerians

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Olibboy: 4:31pm On Oct 31, 2019
Devil don repent

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by CalvinGaye(m): 4:31pm On Oct 31, 2019
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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by UnknownJr: 4:31pm On Oct 31, 2019
This Satan no know say na 9ja guy Sha. Maybe d guy don finish school since and e no see work na y him 1 join Illuminati.

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by PureGoldh(m): 4:31pm On Oct 31, 2019
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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by mayskit4luv(m): 4:32pm On Oct 31, 2019
grin
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Fountainofyouth(f): 4:32pm On Oct 31, 2019
Lol not anyone can join illuminati, I heard that entry fee is five million dollars, which automatically gets you connections in high places and contracts.....

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by RichDad1(m): 4:32pm On Oct 31, 2019
He got schooled and served.

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by hopyroll(m): 4:32pm On Oct 31, 2019
Satan sef no wan follow enter hellfire.

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Lamasta(m): 4:32pm On Oct 31, 2019
Even satan abi na devil self want educated brains not dullards grin

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by omenka(m): 4:32pm On Oct 31, 2019
Carbon2Oxide:
Satan sef no dey do giveaway embarassed
Satan has gone broke under Buhari's government. grin

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by generationz(f): 4:32pm On Oct 31, 2019
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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Houseofglam7(f): 4:33pm On Oct 31, 2019
cheesy

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Femich18(m): 4:33pm On Oct 31, 2019
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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Heffalump(m): 4:33pm On Oct 31, 2019
......this is when the Devil is your friend cheesy

Does it mean that this guy is not learned enough according to 'Illuminati'

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Sonfethopia: 4:33pm On Oct 31, 2019
donbachi:
dis one own Don finish....for devil to refer am back to Wetin GOD tell am.

This is funny.

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by rhythyson: 4:33pm On Oct 31, 2019
Savage

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