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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Befii: 4:58pm On Oct 31, 2019
Some youths still haven't realized that education is the key. na Oyibo sabi the thing

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Carbon2Oxide: 4:59pm On Oct 31, 2019
omenka:
Satan has gone broke under Buhari's government. grin

I dey tell you grin

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by inyenejo(m): 5:00pm On Oct 31, 2019
Only God Almighty gives wealths, satan has no wealths...my brother #TRYGOD#

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by edoairways: 5:01pm On Oct 31, 2019
MrStan11:
This one na oyibo branch.
He should try Edo branch.
Huh? sad sad sad
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by edoairways: 5:02pm On Oct 31, 2019
inyenejo:
Only God Almighty gives wealths, satan has no wealths...my brother #TRYGOD#
God doesn't give wealth rather labour does
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by PrincessGift(f): 5:05pm On Oct 31, 2019
So someone cannot join church of Satan in peace?! undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided grin grin grin grin

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by adenigga(m): 5:05pm On Oct 31, 2019
Carbon2Oxide:
Satan sef no dey do giveaway embarassed

Have you forgotten ni, he will give one to collect ten!

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Halo22: 5:14pm On Oct 31, 2019
Whether you are in God or in devil, until ur mind is empowered, there is no future for you. Even Baphomet is aware.

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Scholar01: 5:17pm On Oct 31, 2019
This kind of reply can disqualify someone from job interviews! Total Savagery

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Nobody: 5:20pm On Oct 31, 2019
Which means our president cannot join, i no call bubu name . before Nairaland go ban me for hate speech

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Nobody: 5:20pm On Oct 31, 2019
MrTrend:


Below Is The Tweet;

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChurchofSatan/status/1189371434633592836

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/church-of-satan-replies-man-on-twitter-who-desperately-wants-to-join-illuminati/
With all their enlightenment church of Satan members still worship a character(Satan) that was thrown down from heaven for staging a rebellion against God.
The church of Satan members need God's deliverance.
I spit on all Satanic religions.They are religion of maggots.

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Nobody: 5:21pm On Oct 31, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
Lol not anyone can join illuminati, I heard that entry fee is five million dollars, which automatically gets you connections in high places and contracts.....
You heard wrongly, go and heard again
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by wamide042(m): 5:23pm On Oct 31, 2019
olu77:
Even satan is tired of Nigerians. Satan was aware that if Olamilekan was admitted and he became rich, he will run to instagram to flaunt his wealth and when interpol and efcc comes knocking, what you will here is "it's not my fault it's the devil."
I don laff die for here... guy you craze I swear....
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Nobody: 5:25pm On Oct 31, 2019
Worriedgurl:
Lol... this one think say na oyibo babalawo things oo. Illuminati is deep, you don’t expect them to relate with a mofo like you
Thats a lie bro
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Chapter1vs6(m): 5:28pm On Oct 31, 2019
donbachi:
dis one own Don finish....for devil to refer am back to Wetin GOD tell am.
haahahah
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Saviola6053: 5:30pm On Oct 31, 2019
Wetin this one go tell God now when devil don reject am grin

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Househelp(m): 5:31pm On Oct 31, 2019
[color=#006600][/color][quote author=Mescana22 post=83630568] grin grin grin grin grin grin So dem nodey give money afterall, Lol.

Abeg anybody with any legit online investments platforms that person fit run and get small change before xmas should tell me oh, i need some money to run one package for Awka.

Open to bit coin investors

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by joey150(m): 5:40pm On Oct 31, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
Lol not anyone can join illuminati, I heard that entry fee is five million dollars, which automatically gets you connections in high places and contracts.....

grin grin


You heard?
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by mechanics(m): 5:42pm On Oct 31, 2019
Simple reply.
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by Eze2Odds(m): 5:42pm On Oct 31, 2019
Carbon2Oxide:
Satan sef no dey do giveaway embarassed

Even Crumbs e no share!

Lmao! grin grin grin

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by mechanics(m): 5:43pm On Oct 31, 2019
Saviola6053:
Wetin this one go tell God now when devil don reject am grin
they only advise him wisely, he was not rejected, remember they are human beings but they have not seen the light yet.
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by webngnews: 5:51pm On Oct 31, 2019
Hmmm
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by DelphiOracle(m): 5:52pm On Oct 31, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
Lol not anyone can join illuminati, I heard that entry fee is five million dollars, which automatically gets you connections in high places and contracts.....
if I get 5 million dollars, wetin I want come use high places do?

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by millionboi2: 5:52pm On Oct 31, 2019
omenka:
Satan has gone broke under Buhari's government. grin
Even illumanati don't make ppl rich under buhari

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by mylove4God(f): 5:53pm On Oct 31, 2019
grin grin
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by 1StopRudeness: 6:02pm On Oct 31, 2019
Heffalump:
......this is when the Devil is your friend cheesy

Does it mean that this guy is not learned enough according to 'Illuminati'

It means that the Illuminati don’t make make people rich....they initiate already rich people and successful people who have gathered influence and power due to their attainment of success in education, government, entertainment etc with the sole aim of being the movers and shakers of the world in these areas

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by bigkingwillie(m): 6:02pm On Oct 31, 2019
MrStan11:
This one na oyibo branch. He should try Edo branch.
lmao ture story o
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by chiwex(m): 6:05pm On Oct 31, 2019
illuminate welcomes those that are already rich and famous and registration is based on refferal

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by purples25(f): 6:06pm On Oct 31, 2019
All these secret organizations. I've always believed that they pick the brightest, most intelligent, knowledgeable people as members. You gats get brains o. Not that they'll pick you just like that.

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by dontbothermuch: 6:07pm On Oct 31, 2019
donbachi:
dis one own Don finish....for devil to refer am back to Wetin GOD tell am.
cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by whatthefuck01: 6:09pm On Oct 31, 2019
Mehhn ... satan don dey fear to bless 9ja person. nawa for dis country o.

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Re: Church Of Satan Replies Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati by dontbothermuch: 6:09pm On Oct 31, 2019
Sonfethopia:


This is funny.

Seriously funny

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