This insane hoax about a Michelle Obama and a fictional Sudanese man who looks exactly like Nigerian billionaire Aliko Dangot (in fact, that's actually Dangote's picture) has totally confused some Americans and produced hilarious results.

Sasha and Malia Obama’s Biological Father Suing Michelle for $40 Million

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M’nakta N’tadaku Johnson, of the Sudanese Johnsons, has announced that he’s suing the Obama family for $40 million for “excluding him from the lives of his children under Musammical law.” His lawsuit states that as the only known biological parent of the two girls, he is entitled to compensation for being withheld from their lives.

The suit comes just after Sasha turned 18, assuring that the case would be heard in a federal court in Sudan rather than a probate court in Washington, DC. According to Johnson’s attorney, Art Tubolls:

“Mr. Johnson will be happy to meet the Obamas at the 304th US District Court at the Embassy in Sudan. We have filed to be heard on one of the four days of the month the court is in session to decide US-based matters. The Obamas can either take a nice trip to Africa or they can pay the settlement amount of $40 million. It’s their choice.”

The suit claims that Michael Bruchette Parsons McGillicuddy, who would eventually become “Michelle Robbins,” paid M’nakta to impregnate one of his wives and then give the babies to him. After the surgery, “Michelle” was supposed to send for all of them, but she only sent for the girls, refusing to acknowledge that M’natka Johnson was even a real person at all.

In fact, he is real. He is an artist and a playwriter. He sings with the local Musselman choir and hardly ever jihads. Being happily married, he doesn’t crave the neverending chocolate fountain that comes with 72 virgins in paradise. Now, after being tossed aside like a figment of someone’s imagination, he’s coming forward…with proof.

Not only does he claim to possess the paternal DNA of the girls, but he also claims to be bringing their biological mother. “Either they can pay up and have a nice meetup with their birth parents,” said Tubolls, “or they can pay up and have an attitude about it. I get 30 percent either way.”

Lawyers. They can be so matter-of-fact. One thing they are not is dumb. Tubolls is well-known to be the guy who put Michael Keaton on the Hollywood blacklist for all those years, and all he did was refuse to be Batman. Tragic? Yes. But not like this. The Obamas will pay — and the world will know the truth.

https://obamawatcher.com/2019/07/sasha-and-malia-obamas-biological-father-suing-michelle-for-40-million/

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see classical misyerning

Some idiot will believe it,others will quote the original writer as fact

Some Americans are idiots

Hatred will make your enemies believe anything against you.

If it is Nigeria, some will be saying "there is no smoke without fire".

Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny...

It's all good

netpro:
Hatred will make your enemies believe anything against you.

If it is Nigeria, some will be saying "there is no smoke without fire".

they are saying it there as well

they have been saying for years that michelle is a man
obama is a closet muslim
obama was born in kenya

the internet has amplified stupidity

Age of fake news, that is what we are in.

These Americans sef

Fake news

Nothing way Musa no go see for gate. This one na hard case o.

Anyway, who has seen this thing about Shoprite giving discounts on all there hood this season? Na to storm that place, buy all there drinks and things sha.
Check the thread here
https://www.nairaland.com/5502747/get-goods-lowest-prices-november#83620453

Na dangote pichure person dey take play like this ....... People no get respect at all

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So this people don’t know the richest black man on earth.....check the posters most of them the are African Americans... one of the most dumbest and retàrded group of people in the states

ZombieTERROR:
Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny...

It's all good

I have heard this before. Americans and propaganda!

I read once and did not understand.
Too busy to read over again.
Someone, please explain the story.

See jonsing

So Dangote is their dad? Americans can be daft sha I keep seeing this news of Michelle being a trans, how true is it Nawa oooo

We Africans seem to know more about the westerners than they know about us. Maybe we should still giving them attention.. Then they might find us interesting. Just imagine must of then don't even know the richest black man on earth.

Smh. Some Americans too mumu. See comments.

I hate Buhari so much

Fake news for our amusement