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The Difference Between Old Time Church Service And Modern Time Church Service. / Why The End-time Church Lacks Power, Part 1. / Difference Between Old Time Church Service And Modern Time Church Service (2) (3) (4)
|Differences Between Old-time Church Services And Modern-time Church Services by sunnybobonwa: 8:10am On Nov 10|
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN OLD-TIME CHURCH SERVICES AND MODERN-TIME CHURCH SERVICES:
1. When the choristers of the old time finish singing, the congregation burst into tears because they sang down the glory, but in the modern, after the Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the congregation respond with a clap offering returning Ichabod to Ichabod.
2. In the old, during message, the congregation cry and tell God that they are sorry, but today, as message is going on people drop money, blow whistle and shout "ride on pastor".
3. The old went to Church and the message gave them faith but the modern went to church and the message gave them fake, (olive oil, handkerchief, apron, sticker, holy water, and calendars of their G. O.)
4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet because they were not ashamed of Jesus but some today carry ipad to church because they feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last day.
5. The old go to church with their hair covered with their head ties but the modern cover their hair with Brazillian weave-on (multi-coloured-hair, mad-man-like hair styles etc).
6. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes and give God their whole attention but the modern open their eyes, looking around like armed robbers and even answers calls during prayers.
7. The old dance godly dance to thanksgiving and offering but the modern is not even afraid to dance doro, awilo and azonto even before the altar.
8. The ancients go to church with their body covered and are focused on inner beauty but the modern wears mini skirt, show everything,and everything on her is artificial and ends up looking like "mamiwota". They are prone to falling at the slightest prayer because all she is putting on has a demon attached to it.
9. In the old,sinners go home weeping but today sinners go home rejoicing.
10. The ancients answer altar calls with tears rolling down their faces. The modern do the same chewing gum.
O Lord, revive your work. May revival precede the rapture.
|Re: Differences Between Old-time Church Services And Modern-time Church Services by TooMuchStuff: 8:21am On Nov 10|
Hahahahahah! It is well o!
Sunday school has been replaced with Testimony of how Powerful the "God" of Papa, G.O, Prophet or Pastor /Church is!
Evangelism replaced by sharing 'come to my Church' fliers with Testimony of wealth, healing, and success as the main message.
|Re: Differences Between Old-time Church Services And Modern-time Church Services by jeff1607(m): 7:30pm On Nov 21|
this your no 4 is somehow, hope u know reeds were first used before patches,skins then paper before we got digital
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