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What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by ifyegede(m): 5:49pm On Nov 17, 2010
Hi peeps. I and my fiancee intend getting married sometime next year. I want to know what relevant medical tests we should undergo APART FROM blood group, HIV & fertility tests. What would the tests aim at? Experts in the house kindly help.
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by silami(m): 1:54pm On Nov 22, 2010
Pregnancy test
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by delegiwa(m): 1:59pm On Nov 22, 2010
silami:

Pregnancy test

You harsh oh. Dem never marry yet na and both are born again grin
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by lagoshost(m): 2:00pm On Nov 22, 2010
HIV plus other STD

Blood Group

Pregnancy test

,
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by Npoto: 2:05pm On Nov 22, 2010
Two relevant tests are GENOTYPE and HIV Status.Fertility test? not advised at this stage.Happy married life in advance.
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by Npoto: 2:15pm On Nov 22, 2010
BLOOD GROUP is not necessary
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by Dramad: 2:26pm On Nov 22, 2010
ACCOUNT VERIFICATION TEST WHETHER UNA GO FIT MARRY RAISE UP KIDS IN A PROPER MANNER,
WITHOUT CASH SHE FIT GO OUTSIDE CARRY HIV COME GIVE U B/C U CANT PROVIDE 4HER
NO TRUST ANY GIRL
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by kshow1(m): 2:32pm On Nov 22, 2010
Dr.amad.:

ACCOUNT VERIFICATION TEST WHETHER UNA GO FIT MARRY RAISE UP KIDS IN A PROPER MANNER,
WITHOUT CASH SHE FIT GO OUTSIDE CARRY HIV COME GIVE U B/C U CANT PROVIDE 4HER
NO TRUST ANY GIRL

true word. lipsrsealed
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by selena(f): 2:52pm On Nov 22, 2010
Herpes,pap smear,chlamydia,
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by SmashingM(f): 3:48pm On Nov 22, 2010
Genotype
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by sexy74(m): 3:51pm On Nov 22, 2010
the   most   important   test   is   the   Genotype   test.
Another   one   is   quite   funny   but   suggested   by   aposter   that   cASH   AVAILABILITY   test.
I   would   have   still   said   loyalty   test,   but   you   can   never   find   a  loyal   or   trustworthy   woman.
Wishing   you   the   best.

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Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by confetti(f): 3:54pm On Nov 22, 2010
Dr.amad.:

ACCOUNT VERIFICATION TEST WHETHER UNA GO FIT MARRY RAISE UP KIDS IN A PROPER MANNER,
WITHOUT CASH SHE FIT GO OUTSIDE CARRY HIV COME GIVE U B/C U CANT PROVIDE 4HER
NO TRUST ANY GIRL

What happens if the account were fat at the onset but things turn around after the marriage?
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by bababuff(m): 4:51pm On Nov 22, 2010
You also need the how big can it get test. (because if it gets bigger, you may not able to take it)
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by lioncoolst(m): 5:12pm On Nov 22, 2010
PENILE SIZE & POTENCY/IMPOTENCY TEST wink
very necessary to avoid infidelity
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by dayokanu(m): 5:40pm On Nov 22, 2010
The most important one

TEST drive your partner.

Others might include, Penile lenght, Penile strenght/Hardness, and longevity of hardness.

Womanliness Diameter and mileage are also important.

Also B00bs response to gravity ( incase it still stands or e don turn bathroom slippers)

Manoureability in bed and Bedrrom creativity.

Soundtrack decibel and Mouth Action potential test.

lastly as a man dont forget the gold digging test (Tell her you lost your job and are in debt to see her reaction)
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by stineb1: 5:50pm On Nov 22, 2010
As a child of God, u r only required to do a Genotype Test to see if you match each other.Dont listen to those Imoral suggestions from some of those people
smiley
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by turboman(m): 6:02pm On Nov 22, 2010
dayokanu:

The most important one

TEST drive your partner.

Others might include, Penile lenght, Penile strenght/Hardness, and longevity of hardness.

Womanliness Diameter and mileage are also important.

Also bosoms response to gravity ( incase it still stands or e don turn bathroom slippers)

Manoureability in bed and Bedrrom creativity.

Soundtrack decibel and fluting potential test.

lastly as a man dont forget the gold digging test (Tell her you lost your job and are in debt to see her reaction)

correction! its called "ring-tone" test
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by samdigo(m): 6:19pm On Nov 22, 2010
lie detector test
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by dayokanu(m): 6:24pm On Nov 22, 2010
stine b:

As a child of God, u r only required to do a Genotype Test to see if you match each other.Dont listen to those Imoral suggestions from some of those people
smiley

Siddon there dey deceive yourself.

Would Genotype test tell you if the man has HIV?

If he is impotent? If he last just 30 seconds, if he cant retain erection? Or if the woman has a very high mileage ( So dem go sell 900,000miles for you as brand new)

If her b00by na slippers dey there, If na only missionary she dey do, If her ringtone isnt tight?

All these things are important else the housegirl or the neighbours wife would start looking attractive
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by loyika(m): 7:36pm On Nov 22, 2010
cheesy Nazi

Walahi, you are a clown cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by MsTom(f): 8:25pm On Nov 22, 2010
@dayokanu

you are funny!

@poster,
The minimum and probably the most important test you need do are the genotype test, pregancy test and HIV test.
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by Princek12(m): 5:12am On Nov 23, 2010
depth and width test -- make sure the Womanliness is not too deep and wide. If so, danger!

elasticity test -- make sure the Womanliness is still elastic. If not, danger!

finger test -- make sure her Womanliness does not leave a smell on your finger. If so, dangerous.

niagra falls test/ sahara desert test -- if her Womanliness is not oozing like the Niagra falls, or if it is dry like the Sahara desert, make you run ooooooooooooo

odometer/high mileage test -- watch out for high mileage. Not good for you

If she fails any of the above tests, my broda, make you run like a runaway slave oooooooooooooo. Don't say i didn't tell you.
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by jorem(m): 9:19am On Nov 23, 2010
The three most important tests are:
Genotype
Blood Group
HIV.

Blood group is important because if a man is Positive and married someone that is negative it can cause still birth. though injection can take care of this, but it is advisable you know the status.
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by Npoto: 10:02am On Nov 23, 2010
Blood group is not important. In case of ABO/Rhesus (blood) incompatibility, it will be taken care of during pregnancy/delivery.Please let's try and give reasonable advice on issues like this.@ Poster I advise you to see a doctor.
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by jorem(m): 10:10am On Nov 23, 2010
@Nnopto

I'm not a Medical Doctor, but I got that advice from a medical Doctor.

Thanks
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by jorem(m): 10:12am On Nov 23, 2010
@Npoto

I'm not a Medical Doctor, but I got that advice from a medical Doctor.

Thanks
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by akossyy: 10:57am On Nov 23, 2010
meet a specialist ok, that would be the best idea
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by Npoto: 11:11am On Nov 23, 2010
Blood grouping CANNOT be a reason for not wedding a couple.Like I said, any issue arising from incompatibility can be handled.These are sorted out during antenatal/pregnancy and delivery.Knowing your blood group is okay but cannot be a premarital test.
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by akin101: 11:41am On Nov 23, 2010
omo na funny thread be dis o
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by akin101: 11:43am On Nov 23, 2010
@npoto explain urself o
i m interesting in knowing more
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by Meldrick(m): 12:21pm On Nov 23, 2010
Princek12:

depth and width test -- make sure the Womanliness is not too deep and wide. If so, danger!

elasticity test -- make sure the Womanliness is still elastic. If not, danger!

finger test -- make sure her Womanliness does not leave a smell on your finger. If so, dangerous.

niagra falls test/ sahara desert test -- if her Womanliness is not oozing like the Niagra falls, or if it is dry like the Sahara desert, make you run ooooooooooooo

odometer/high mileage test -- watch out for high mileage. Not good for you

If she fails any of the above tests, my broda, make you run like a runaway slave oooooooooooooo. Don't say i didn't tell you.



BY THEIR POST YOU SHALL KNOW THEM. THIS TOPIC SHOULD BE RATED 18 AND NOT FOR KIDS TO COME COMMENTING BASED ON ANY CHILDISH AND JUVENILE PRESSURE.
Re: What Medical Tests Should Intending Couples Undergo? by Demdem(m): 12:28pm On Nov 23, 2010
Princek12:

depth and width test -- make sure the Womanliness is not too deep and wide. If so, danger!

elasticity test -- make sure the Womanliness is still elastic. If not, danger!

finger test -- make sure her Womanliness does not leave a smell on your finger. If so, dangerous.

niagra falls test/ sahara desert test -- if her Womanliness is not oozing like the Niagra falls, or if it is dry like the Sahara desert, make you run ooooooooooooo

odometer/high mileage test -- watch out for high mileage. Not good for you

If she fails any of the above tests, my broda, make you run like a runaway slave oooooooooooooo. Don't say i didn't tell you.

Chai, ladies don suffer oooo

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